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My cobbled-together costume from an inflatable eyeball (1.99) and a black sheet (9.99 - couldn't find any cheaper). I went trick or treating (I intend to continue doing so for as long as possible) and people were unnaturally impressed by it.

One thing I notice every halloween, though, is the complete lack of imagination some people have. Plenty of people asked me what movie I was from (uh...?) and at least one person pointed at me and told his kid that I was from Monsters Incorporated, which must make me the worst Mike Wazowski he has ever seen. Someone else just asked what the "rest of me" was supposed to be. Cripes. It's empty blackness. It's not there.

I made a baby cry just walking past!!!!!!!!!

Description
My cobbled-together costume from an inflatable eyeball (1.99) and a black sheet (9.99 - couldn't find any cheaper). I went trick or treating (I intend to continue doing so for as long as possible) and people were unnaturally impressed by it.

One thing I notice every halloween, though, is the complete lack of imagination some people have. Plenty of people asked me what movie I was from (uh...?) and at least one person pointed at me and told his kid that I was from Monsters Incorporated, which must make me the worst Mike Wazowski he has ever seen. Someone else just asked what the "rest of me" was supposed to be. Cripes. It's empty blackness. It's not there.

I made a baby cry just walking past!!!!!!!!!