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for now, here's some info on the changes and the old look [link]

***UPDATES 2010***
Finally got around to correcting the language error

***UPDATES***

Well after like, forever, I decided to go down and write down at least part of her updated Bio. I added some pertinent information in the image, too.

Ok, so in a nutshell, she's a Prussian Mentat, sent around the world to capture Seles for her fat queen, because she wants to marry him. She couldn't care less about the assignment and simply sees it as an opportunity to get GTFO of her "slavery" and seek the strongest, hottest, most fireproof guy on the planet to father her a daughter.

Africa had many potential humps, but they all lacked one quality, usually being fireproof. After some more research,
She believes to have the perfect candidate. As well as Seles, in Japan.

Altough she is well versed in many scholar fields and especially etiquette, she just could never be arsed ever since she reached puberty, at which point her blood litterally began boiling and her hormones told her to seek a mate.

Years of frustration over her infructuous quest had lead her to reach a nearly animalistic behavior. Way too short tempered, she vents her perpetual anger through abuse of food, exercise, destruction, murder, days long naps, masturbation and sometimes a few of these at the same time.

Things to remember for duelers:
# Doesn't understand japanese, and generally don't care about what people have to say.
# Prone to bouts of suddent emotions.
# Perpetually aroused
# Her blood is blue, sweet to the taste, and varies between -20 when really turned off and 200 celcius of temperature when excited. (The average is 50)
# She's not really a psycho, just doesn't think much before acting.
# Her punches are like a TGV train running you over, but even though she's incredibly strong, she's not really much more resilient than any other person. A glass cannon of sort.

-EDIT: It should say "Prussian" not "Russian" in known languages. Also, for the sake of readabilty, you can substitute that for "German", since it's what it sounds most like.

Description
for now, here's some info on the changes and the old look [link]

***UPDATES 2010***
Finally got around to correcting the language error

***UPDATES***

Well after like, forever, I decided to go down and write down at least part of her updated Bio. I added some pertinent information in the image, too.

Ok, so in a nutshell, she's a Prussian Mentat, sent around the world to capture Seles for her fat queen, because she wants to marry him. She couldn't care less about the assignment and simply sees it as an opportunity to get GTFO of her "slavery" and seek the strongest, hottest, most fireproof guy on the planet to father her a daughter.

Africa had many potential humps, but they all lacked one quality, usually being fireproof. After some more research,
She believes to have the perfect candidate. As well as Seles, in Japan.

Altough she is well versed in many scholar fields and especially etiquette, she just could never be arsed ever since she reached puberty, at which point her blood litterally began boiling and her hormones told her to seek a mate.

Years of frustration over her infructuous quest had lead her to reach a nearly animalistic behavior. Way too short tempered, she vents her perpetual anger through abuse of food, exercise, destruction, murder, days long naps, masturbation and sometimes a few of these at the same time.

Things to remember for duelers:
# Doesn't understand japanese, and generally don't care about what people have to say.
# Prone to bouts of suddent emotions.
# Perpetually aroused
# Her blood is blue, sweet to the taste, and varies between -20 when really turned off and 200 celcius of temperature when excited. (The average is 50)
# She's not really a psycho, just doesn't think much before acting.
# Her punches are like a TGV train running you over, but even though she's incredibly strong, she's not really much more resilient than any other person. A glass cannon of sort.

-EDIT: It should say "Prussian" not "Russian" in known languages. Also, for the sake of readabilty, you can substitute that for "German", since it's what it sounds most like.