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Wanda Flemingale is reporting live from Arlington, TX, giving breaking updates on the recent outbreak of Balloonemia; a peculiar virus that causes sufferers to swell up to enormous proportions and float away. This condition is entirely mammal-based in origin, passed on by red fruit bats that enjoy biting warm flesh for the salty sweat. Scientists have inferred that victims are at risk of explosion if left uncured for too long. Wanda maintains composure through the report, but in fact is quite alarmed herself. She has no intentions of going outside today.

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Wanda Flemingale is reporting live from Arlington, TX, giving breaking updates on the recent outbreak of Balloonemia; a peculiar virus that causes sufferers to swell up to enormous proportions and float away. This condition is entirely mammal-based in origin, passed on by red fruit bats that enjoy biting warm flesh for the salty sweat. Scientists have inferred that victims are at risk of explosion if left uncured for too long. Wanda maintains composure through the report, but in fact is quite alarmed herself. She has no intentions of going outside today.