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"Do you remember that MMORPG I've been talking about? You can have a companion creature with you after reaching level 20. I've just got it yesterday and had to buy companion for my character. I coud get some standard ones like dog or dwarf or smth like that. But I wanted smth special. I was lucky cuz they had a sale that day. I chose this guy. He's a massive berserker who can prtect you from any danger. But as soom as I accepted the deal and paid for him he just appeared infront of me in real life!!! He was completely naked but it revealed his massivenes. He has sometrouble speaking english but I don't bother. The main problem was to find clothes big enough for him so I took my brother's jeans and a pair of his underwear for him cuz my brother is just a fat ugly bastard. Also I put father's cap on my fella just to make him look less unnatural. But there's a problem with clothes for his enormous torso. Just look at this! His arm is biegger than my entire body! I think I should leave him at home for now to solve that issue but once we go together somewhere nobody would dare to bull me. Btw did I mention that, according to the discription in the game, when raged berserker gets three times bigger?"PS: morph of a photo by Mr.vishstudio. If you're the owner of the original pic and you don't like the result feel free to write me a note and I'll delete the deviation.
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worshipurmuscles [2022-12-15 18:15:06 +0000 UTC]
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Setpoirot In reply to Gromitzy [2014-06-18 09:34:22 +0000 UTC]
It's actually marked as "photomanip") Isn't that genius?
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Gromitzy In reply to Setpoirot [2014-06-18 09:38:56 +0000 UTC]
I must agree, it is quite genius. I must ask, did you use photoshop or any other programme?
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Setpoirot In reply to Gromitzy [2014-06-18 09:54:49 +0000 UTC]
Ps - so what? Don't like - don't look! As simple as that!)
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Gromitzy In reply to Setpoirot [2014-06-18 10:02:29 +0000 UTC]
Who said I don't like it? It's pretty funny to be honest.
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Setpoirot In reply to Gromitzy [2014-06-18 10:15:38 +0000 UTC]
Sorry) I thought you're one of those "Captains Obvious" who like to detect PS styff))) Deeply sorry)
That's why I prefer to communicate in personal: I know what you exactly mean)))
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