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Here begins a tale of Jack, Mark and Wade,
And three other friends accidentally made.
Emily, Dani and Zenith were their names
All six loved to play video games.
One night, venturing out to shop,
The ladies, at Wal Mart, chose to stop.
They shuffled in through the doors, rather tired,
Their senses and purpose, a little quagmired.
Dani and Zenith trudged off to one side,
Looking for food, as if zombified.
Emily went to the right, as she did always
Seeking out fabric for possible cosplays.
Unbeknownst to the ladies, the gentlemen three
Were dicking around, not surprisingly.
Jack was shoutin', and Mark being showy,
Wade, trying to forget comey comey goey goey.
Dani and Zenith picked out a few snacks
For the hotel room, to eat during PAX.
Emily found fabric for her Septic Mage
A mock-up garment she'd make, pricing she'd gauge.
When arose from the aisle there came such a clatter
Dani and Zenith investigated the matter.
Wade had taken down a jar made of glass
Causing the others to slide forward in mass.
"Goddammit Wade!" chided both Mark and Jack
After all the jars fell down from the rack.
Dani and Zenith stepped forward to help
Before a struggling Wade let out a small yelp.
He slipped and slid across the floor damp
Missing a pile of shards, like a certified champ.
Dani sprung up, and tugged on his arm
Helped him stand up, and saved him from harm.
"Thank you, miss." sweetly said Wade,
"It's not a problem, Lord Minion." Dani, in response, paid.
He realized she knew him, and the fangirling was light
Zenith finally met Mark, everything was alright.
"We have to find Em!" cried Zenith, quite loud,
"She'll be glad to meet Jack, after wandering around."
A few moments later, came Emily, walking by,
With four bolts of fabric and two packets of dye.
"Hey Z! Could you please spot me a few?
I'm just a bit short; they're on sale, too."
Time froze, and verily stood still,
When Emily heard that cry, just a bit shrill.
"Toppa the mornin' to ya, lass!" yelled out Jack with a smile,
Just before the cloth hit the floor in a pile.
"Holy shit, it's the Boss!" spilled out of Emily's mouth,
Definitely worth the drive out to PAX South.
They all six talked for a while, before leaving the store,
Friends they were made, and will make plenty more.

Description
Here begins a tale of Jack, Mark and Wade,
And three other friends accidentally made.
Emily, Dani and Zenith were their names
All six loved to play video games.
One night, venturing out to shop,
The ladies, at Wal Mart, chose to stop.
They shuffled in through the doors, rather tired,
Their senses and purpose, a little quagmired.
Dani and Zenith trudged off to one side,
Looking for food, as if zombified.
Emily went to the right, as she did always
Seeking out fabric for possible cosplays.
Unbeknownst to the ladies, the gentlemen three
Were dicking around, not surprisingly.
Jack was shoutin', and Mark being showy,
Wade, trying to forget comey comey goey goey.
Dani and Zenith picked out a few snacks
For the hotel room, to eat during PAX.
Emily found fabric for her Septic Mage
A mock-up garment she'd make, pricing she'd gauge.
When arose from the aisle there came such a clatter
Dani and Zenith investigated the matter.
Wade had taken down a jar made of glass
Causing the others to slide forward in mass.
"Goddammit Wade!" chided both Mark and Jack
After all the jars fell down from the rack.
Dani and Zenith stepped forward to help
Before a struggling Wade let out a small yelp.
He slipped and slid across the floor damp
Missing a pile of shards, like a certified champ.
Dani sprung up, and tugged on his arm
Helped him stand up, and saved him from harm.
"Thank you, miss." sweetly said Wade,
"It's not a problem, Lord Minion." Dani, in response, paid.
He realized she knew him, and the fangirling was light
Zenith finally met Mark, everything was alright.
"We have to find Em!" cried Zenith, quite loud,
"She'll be glad to meet Jack, after wandering around."
A few moments later, came Emily, walking by,
With four bolts of fabric and two packets of dye.
"Hey Z! Could you please spot me a few?
I'm just a bit short; they're on sale, too."
Time froze, and verily stood still,
When Emily heard that cry, just a bit shrill.
"Toppa the mornin' to ya, lass!" yelled out Jack with a smile,
Just before the cloth hit the floor in a pile.
"Holy shit, it's the Boss!" spilled out of Emily's mouth,
Definitely worth the drive out to PAX South.
They all six talked for a while, before leaving the store,
Friends they were made, and will make plenty more.