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Description
O mighty Werecat King
Armored, with broadsword drawn
Tattered cape doth shade the ground
Over white mist, well-drawn.
Your Shield Knight helmet
Spiked five times, to kill
Horned, sharp boots
Carve out blood routes
Leave them poisoned and ill.
The Spying Eye of Mauron
Mounted on your chest
Sees, knows all,
Of what will befall
Your friends on epic quest.
Give up the little Bauble
What will we tell your wife?
Letter's too scant
To fully grant
Excuse for ending your life.
Beware, ye foul Moobot,
Tom, Lix, Vox and Crip,
You're in for quite a haunting
After the slain kinship.
They say the fearful Ghost King
Still lingers in that hall
He plays Splatoon
All afternoon
With entrails and gall.
Go forth, puny peon,
Tell the legend far and wide,
If not, the specter Werecat King
Will crush your sorry hide.

Description
O mighty Werecat King
Armored, with broadsword drawn
Tattered cape doth shade the ground
Over white mist, well-drawn.
Your Shield Knight helmet
Spiked five times, to kill
Horned, sharp boots
Carve out blood routes
Leave them poisoned and ill.
The Spying Eye of Mauron
Mounted on your chest
Sees, knows all,
Of what will befall
Your friends on epic quest.
Give up the little Bauble
What will we tell your wife?
Letter's too scant
To fully grant
Excuse for ending your life.
Beware, ye foul Moobot,
Tom, Lix, Vox and Crip,
You're in for quite a haunting
After the slain kinship.
They say the fearful Ghost King
Still lingers in that hall
He plays Splatoon
All afternoon
With entrails and gall.
Go forth, puny peon,
Tell the legend far and wide,
If not, the specter Werecat King
Will crush your sorry hide.