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Description I got into a discussion some weeks ago with about just how sexy Crashman is. We determined that Crash is, indeed, so sexy, that he can be doing the most mundane tasks and still look sexy.

He could just stand there and look down at the camera with an expression of "wtf camera," or eat cereal, or balance his checkbook.

Or, in this case, balance Wily's checkbook. After Bubbles got ahold of the good doctor's credit card numbers.
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Comments: 47

FlashBriefs [2012-04-05 04:47:31 +0000 UTC]

Haha This looks awesome.

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Sh1n1d4m1 In reply to FlashBriefs [2012-04-06 23:15:48 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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tenshi-sama-konan [2011-05-08 14:34:32 +0000 UTC]

he is still sexy XD

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Sh1n1d4m1 In reply to tenshi-sama-konan [2011-05-10 21:18:15 +0000 UTC]

Frightening, isn't it?

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tenshi-sama-konan In reply to Sh1n1d4m1 [2011-05-12 19:51:40 +0000 UTC]

yes it makes me wonder if he will take advantage of the sexy to take over the world. everyone will say "look he's so sexy when he is killing us" it will be a great distraction and he will rule

XD

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Sh1n1d4m1 In reply to tenshi-sama-konan [2011-05-13 03:09:27 +0000 UTC]

Exactly that.

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tenshi-sama-konan In reply to Sh1n1d4m1 [2011-05-13 20:38:42 +0000 UTC]

yes now i must fear for my life...and admire the sexy

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MrsWave [2011-03-25 19:00:18 +0000 UTC]

Oh dear! XD Bubbles is a lavish spender! XD Better keep your own credit cards hidden eh, Crash?

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YerBlues000 [2010-08-08 06:26:12 +0000 UTC]

XD That is AMAZING. Go Crashman go!

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StrangeComet [2010-02-19 03:50:36 +0000 UTC]

I'm almost certain that Bubbleman bought TEN of everything. 'Cause, ya know, he might need extras...or something.

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Sh1n1d4m1 In reply to StrangeComet [2010-02-19 23:48:40 +0000 UTC]

He probably did. Just in case! You never know.

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vickthehedgie [2010-01-18 03:41:08 +0000 UTC]

bubble probably shops online cause he cant go out of water.

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Sh1n1d4m1 In reply to vickthehedgie [2010-01-18 23:32:33 +0000 UTC]

Wouldn't surprise me, although mine is capable of going in and out of the water--he functions better in water, of course, though granted not by much... XD

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vickthehedgie In reply to Sh1n1d4m1 [2010-01-19 00:56:03 +0000 UTC]

oh.

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ravenshield [2009-09-20 21:07:22 +0000 UTC]

.........LOL! X D
Oh my goodness, this is just fantastic - and it proves the theory nicely. Hottest checkbook balancing action I'VE ever seen, that's fer' damn sure.

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Sh1n1d4m1 In reply to ravenshield [2009-09-20 22:06:15 +0000 UTC]

Tru. Dat.

Glad you like it! Yep, I'd say this proves it. Crash is hot, no questions asked, no matter what circumstances he's under. It's a given fact, it's a law of nature, of chemisty and physics. Matter cannot be created or destroyed, energy cannot be created or destroyed, for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, Crashman is sexy.

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roxy-the-dog [2009-09-17 07:09:28 +0000 UTC]

crash is hot period!

I love that face of : oh crap work

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Sh1n1d4m1 In reply to roxy-the-dog [2009-09-18 01:47:24 +0000 UTC]

HE SURE IS. C:

And yep, poor Crash. You'd think they'd pick somebody else to do the math, but, I guess he is good at it. He has to be quick to the calculations in order to demolish things without killing himself or others in the process.

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roxy-the-dog In reply to Sh1n1d4m1 [2009-09-18 02:19:49 +0000 UTC]

oh you are right, I didn't think it in that way! o3o...
still been so hot! XD

oh bubbleman, he is a shopping addict like me XD

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Sh1n1d4m1 In reply to roxy-the-dog [2009-09-18 20:51:37 +0000 UTC]

If he's hot, then I proved my point. >D

And yes, that Bubbleman. He doesn't get much of a physical release, being nearly immobile, so he has to get his fix somehow.

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roxy-the-dog In reply to Sh1n1d4m1 [2009-09-18 21:47:51 +0000 UTC]

awww ;___; I understand bubble

yeah you proved it, heres is your reward
*pack of cookies*

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Sh1n1d4m1 In reply to roxy-the-dog [2009-09-18 23:22:41 +0000 UTC]

*takes cookies* Thanks!

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darmoon87 [2009-09-17 01:33:09 +0000 UTC]

Gee I wonder just what Bubbles bought.

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Sh1n1d4m1 In reply to darmoon87 [2009-09-17 01:47:47 +0000 UTC]

ALL OF IT.

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darmoon87 In reply to Sh1n1d4m1 [2009-09-17 01:48:22 +0000 UTC]

YAY!

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Sh1n1d4m1 In reply to darmoon87 [2009-09-17 01:52:15 +0000 UTC]

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CM92 [2009-09-16 20:16:16 +0000 UTC]

Holy fuck, Bubble Man must have bought so many stuff...

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Sh1n1d4m1 In reply to CM92 [2009-09-17 01:47:40 +0000 UTC]

It's in his nature.

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CM92 In reply to Sh1n1d4m1 [2009-09-18 02:20:16 +0000 UTC]

Still, daaaaaamn...

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ArsonNoir [2009-09-16 02:08:38 +0000 UTC]

I lol'd

Bubble Man should be forced to sell himself for money like a prostitute to make up for all the money he spent

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Sh1n1d4m1 In reply to ArsonNoir [2009-09-16 02:12:32 +0000 UTC]

I had some seriously conflicting responses to that statement.

1: NO POOR BUBBLES HE DESERVES BETTER
2: I would be his first regular.
3: He wouldn't get enough business; they already have Dustman working the corners.

I think I'll settle on that last one.

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ArsonNoir In reply to Sh1n1d4m1 [2009-09-16 02:15:54 +0000 UTC]

Oh Dust Man

that silly whore

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Saku-Dianas [2009-09-16 01:11:01 +0000 UTC]

Yes, I love the title too. I lol'ed :3

Aw, he looks adorable. But not as pissed off as you think he would. XD;

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Sh1n1d4m1 In reply to Saku-Dianas [2009-09-16 01:31:43 +0000 UTC]

Crash is pretty mellow. He takes things in stride. Not like it's his money, anyway. XD

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Shreedle [2009-09-15 23:49:01 +0000 UTC]

XD Just what did Bubbleman buy? Wait... maybe I don't want to know.

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Sh1n1d4m1 In reply to Shreedle [2009-09-15 23:50:21 +0000 UTC]

Everything.

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Azuroru [2009-09-15 23:45:56 +0000 UTC]

The title made me lol. x)

His drills wouldn't spontaneously explode though, would they? o.o

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Sh1n1d4m1 In reply to Azuroru [2009-09-15 23:46:59 +0000 UTC]

So long as he doesn't spin them I don't think so.

I felt like such a genius for coming up with that title, too.

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Katria-Kage [2009-09-15 23:44:56 +0000 UTC]

Go go Crashman, balance that checkbook.

Silly Bubblebitch, spending so much~

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Sh1n1d4m1 In reply to Katria-Kage [2009-09-15 23:47:50 +0000 UTC]

Bubblebutt can't help himself. He just loves spending money. Other people's money.

It's sort of like his since he does work for the guy.

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Katria-Kage In reply to Sh1n1d4m1 [2009-09-15 23:48:55 +0000 UTC]

Yeah true.
Someone should beat some money saving sense into him, though. >:0

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Sh1n1d4m1 In reply to Katria-Kage [2009-09-15 23:50:38 +0000 UTC]

Maybe Wily shouldn't have programmed him to be a lavish spender in the first place. D<

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Katria-Kage In reply to Sh1n1d4m1 [2009-09-16 00:04:38 +0000 UTC]

Yeah!
It's all Wily's fault.

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Sh1n1d4m1 In reply to Katria-Kage [2009-09-16 00:16:32 +0000 UTC]

He had it coming.

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Katria-Kage In reply to Sh1n1d4m1 [2009-09-16 00:17:47 +0000 UTC]

He should've made them blank killing machienes.
But noooo...

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Sh1n1d4m1 In reply to Katria-Kage [2009-09-16 00:21:39 +0000 UTC]

Gotta admit I'm glad he didn't.

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Katria-Kage In reply to Sh1n1d4m1 [2009-09-16 00:30:06 +0000 UTC]

Me too. Makes them much more interesting.

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