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"Oh, Curses!"

"What now?" asked the Ozcura to her comrade, who had stopped plowing the field,

"What? You ask what? That damned half-ozcuro captured again some bandits!!"

"...so what? Less bandits it's good, no?"

Her companion ignored her, as she was yelling at the adventurer

"YOU FOOL! YOU HAVE TO HANG BANDITS FROM THE NEAREST TREE UPON CAPTURE OR KILL THEM AND PUT THEIR HEADS IN A PIKE!"

"Hey" the second ozcura farmer said to her companion. "Why are you so bloodthirsty? I had heard he have been doing a very good work, cleaing the region of bandits, that half-ozcuro!"

"You know why I'm upset?!! Because these damn bandits, rather than getting hanging from a tree or something like that AS SHOULD BE, get instead captured! And you know what happens then?"

"...No?"

"They bring them to back to our Village, to be judged by our Chieftain"

"...So what? They don't get killed in the fields, but in the village and put a show. Isn't that better?"

"AH! I WISH it was like that! But no! Our Chieftain instead decide as punishment to take the bandits as Ozcuras of his herd! So he get them as concubines, to work in the keep!!"

"... whaaat?!"

"Yeah! They got to have fun times with the Boss, the Adventurer and a lot of other males in the keep, attending to parties and such!!"

"Well... I'm sure they eventually get what their deserve! The Ozcuro boss will surely get eventually get bored of them, and punish them! I mean, more if he have been getting many bandits! The keep of our village isn't that big!"

"yeah... it's true... but you know what's the punishment they finally get?!!"

"To be hanged and their heads put on pikes?"

"No! They get them to work in the fields, plowing lands and dissecating swamps!"

"... WAIT! We are already doing that!"

"Yeah! And these stupid bandits only get to do that after having fun times, parties, being dry in the keep and all!
And they don't get to watch over stupid ozcurillas of other ozcuras to make sure they don't eat mud, as they are dangerous members of society and.. -HEY! YOU THERE! DROP THAT MUD RIGHT NOW!!"

"Sowwy" said the ozcurilla, dropping half of the mud.

The adventurer passed by the two ozcura farmers, carrying the bandits. The captured bandits didn't seemed to be very stressed for their capture.

"...So... if you are a bandit, you get to rob people, raid and all... and then, you get fun times, parties and all,m and only afterward they get to plow the fields? Without watching over an unruly band of ozcurillas?"

"Yeah."

"... That's not fair! I can't rob people, I don't get to be on fancy places... and when I'm finally done working, I don't get fun times in home, because I'm filthy and my Ozcuro tell me to clean myself, and when I'm finally cleaned he's already sleeping after all the other ozcuras of his herd?! While these ozcuras get much more fun times?"

"Yeah. See why I'm upset?! The system doesn't work!!!"

"Oh, all of this to the Abyss!" said the Ozcura farmer. "How longer stay that half-ozcuro adventurer that captures ozcura bandits rather than executing them as they should?"

"I heard, at's long as it's needed"

The second ozcura farmer threw her farming tools away in the mud. "Then I'm done with all of this. I'm a bandit now"

"Boss, I don't really understand what's wrong. Since we have hired that half Ozcuro adventurer, we have captured more bandits that ever before... but our lands aren't any more safe!!

Even more, there are more bandits that ever before, and the number keeps growing!!"

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"Oh, Curses!"

"What now?" asked the Ozcura to her comrade, who had stopped plowing the field,

"What? You ask what? That damned half-ozcuro captured again some bandits!!"

"...so what? Less bandits it's good, no?"

Her companion ignored her, as she was yelling at the adventurer

"YOU FOOL! YOU HAVE TO HANG BANDITS FROM THE NEAREST TREE UPON CAPTURE OR KILL THEM AND PUT THEIR HEADS IN A PIKE!"

"Hey" the second ozcura farmer said to her companion. "Why are you so bloodthirsty? I had heard he have been doing a very good work, cleaing the region of bandits, that half-ozcuro!"

"You know why I'm upset?!! Because these damn bandits, rather than getting hanging from a tree or something like that AS SHOULD BE, get instead captured! And you know what happens then?"

"...No?"

"They bring them to back to our Village, to be judged by our Chieftain"

"...So what? They don't get killed in the fields, but in the village and put a show. Isn't that better?"

"AH! I WISH it was like that! But no! Our Chieftain instead decide as punishment to take the bandits as Ozcuras of his herd! So he get them as concubines, to work in the keep!!"

"... whaaat?!"

"Yeah! They got to have fun times with the Boss, the Adventurer and a lot of other males in the keep, attending to parties and such!!"

"Well... I'm sure they eventually get what their deserve! The Ozcuro boss will surely get eventually get bored of them, and punish them! I mean, more if he have been getting many bandits! The keep of our village isn't that big!"

"yeah... it's true... but you know what's the punishment they finally get?!!"

"To be hanged and their heads put on pikes?"

"No! They get them to work in the fields, plowing lands and dissecating swamps!"

"... WAIT! We are already doing that!"

"Yeah! And these stupid bandits only get to do that after having fun times, parties, being dry in the keep and all!
And they don't get to watch over stupid ozcurillas of other ozcuras to make sure they don't eat mud, as they are dangerous members of society and.. -HEY! YOU THERE! DROP THAT MUD RIGHT NOW!!"

"Sowwy" said the ozcurilla, dropping half of the mud.

The adventurer passed by the two ozcura farmers, carrying the bandits. The captured bandits didn't seemed to be very stressed for their capture.

"...So... if you are a bandit, you get to rob people, raid and all... and then, you get fun times, parties and all,m and only afterward they get to plow the fields? Without watching over an unruly band of ozcurillas?"

"Yeah."

"... That's not fair! I can't rob people, I don't get to be on fancy places... and when I'm finally done working, I don't get fun times in home, because I'm filthy and my Ozcuro tell me to clean myself, and when I'm finally cleaned he's already sleeping after all the other ozcuras of his herd?! While these ozcuras get much more fun times?"

"Yeah. See why I'm upset?! The system doesn't work!!!"

"Oh, all of this to the Abyss!" said the Ozcura farmer. "How longer stay that half-ozcuro adventurer that captures ozcura bandits rather than executing them as they should?"

"I heard, at's long as it's needed"

The second ozcura farmer threw her farming tools away in the mud. "Then I'm done with all of this. I'm a bandit now"

"Boss, I don't really understand what's wrong. Since we have hired that half Ozcuro adventurer, we have captured more bandits that ever before... but our lands aren't any more safe!!

Even more, there are more bandits that ever before, and the number keeps growing!!"

Next on the Bog Saga:

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More Ozcuras:

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