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shadowbane2009 — Sonic Team Report Card
Published: 2013-01-24 09:38:21 +0000 UTC; Views: 2477; Favourites: 39; Downloads: 6
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I finally found it! And I don't honestly feel this way but I couldn't resist a good laugh no less. By the way...Sonic Generations counts as 70% of the final grade
The original image is courtesy of "Disney's Dave The Barbarian: Episode 8 - Rite To Pillage" youtu.be/120Nls92iqI
NOTE: I actually did enjoy these games mostly...minus the 2006 glitches 
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ooops well the way that image above was made up...I couldn't fit that all on there and I should have tried better on that but maybe perhaps I shall update this for 2013? 
Sonic & The Secret Rings --- B+
Sonic Unleashed --- A+
Sonic & The Black Knight B+
The Secret Rings & The Black Knight had one downside I didn't like...that AUTO RUNNING deal...I so didn't like that...It took me a while to get used to it. Other than that they were epic games
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I think all the games on that list was at least an A.
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This was just one of those not for real joke images...me personally I liked everything listed there...even though yes there were glitches to be found galore in a lot of them yes. Sonic Heroes was one that it too me to get to know how to operate my controller properly then I just breezed through that game for the most part. I had a slower PC that I played it on and that made it easier for me to work those special stages in that game too 
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For me Sonic Heroes was all around great... except the Chaotix for me. While I have no problem with a slower paced game, I rather hunt down shards with Knuckles and Rouge than some of the missions those guys had lol. Everyone else was great. Especially Team Dark (which I found easier than the rest even though they were considered hard mode). I played the game on the GC/PS2/Xbox/and PC, but the time I played it on the PC it was slow so I can understand what you meant by easier special stages lol.
Shadow was literally Heroes in one player. The mechanics, the graphics (Shadow is the same Shadow from Heroes), the controls, and the set up. People complained about the vehicles and the weapons which I found very funny as they didn't force you to use them. I barely used the weapons in the game and the only time I really used a vehicle was when they made me... like the motorcycle (which I really enjoyed). And if they complained about the vehicle I guess they hated SA1/SADX and SA2/SA2B because Gamma was literally a vehicle and Robotnik and Tails were in one. Let's not forget the Tornado shooting stages too in SA1/SADX. No matter if they say "It's not the same thing."
In 2006, my only real problem was yes the auto running, and Knuckles/Rouge... and Silver. The auto running got on my nerves but I somehow lived with it. Knuckles and Rouge I didn't like as that was the only real glitch I've found in the game that I can sometimes head for a wall to climb on and then I would have a problem getting off it unless the piece was a diagonal wall other than a flat wall. (Yaaaay for those windows you can break to get off them easily lol). Silver... my problem was him as a character, not his gameplay. People hated Charmy, but I have no problem with Charmy. Silver on the other hand.... no.
Unleashed is one of those 3 1/2 games I don't like. Many assume when I say that's the game I hated half of think I mean "Yeah I hated the Werehog too.", which isn't my case. I liked half of the stages of daytime and half of the stages of nighttime. Some of the daytime stages didn't sit well with me and I thought were meh. And the same with the nighttime. The only problem I saw with the game from the beginning is I think they should've called it Sonic And Knuckles 2. Can you imagine Knuckles playing the werehog stages while Sonic blasted through the daytime? I could've since the 1st time I played Werehog and even noticed him picking up things and opening doors and whatnot. LEt's not forget the fighting and climbing too. The only difference is no gliding. The game was fun nonetheless.
Colours/Colors was a whole lot of fun. One of the 1st games that I really had to fight to get the highest ranking in a stage. Yes it was hard at certain points. Especially those bottomless pits lmao, but I say they weren't as bad as Unleashed bottomless pits.
Episode I, I didn't really have a problem with, but I was one of the kids back during the Genesis/Mega Drive days that I would always hold down the left or right button as I continued on to go along with the speed. People complained about if you don't hold down the arrow he losed momentum. While that was bad, I never had a problem with it. I did miss how being in a ball made you go faster though, but the game was fun all around. I especially was really happy about playing as Super Sonic in all the stages again.
Generations. I had one problem with it. Just one. TOO SHORT!!!!!!! That's my only problem with the game. I did like how the Console version had some stages the 3DS have (both games were fun), but I really think the game should've gotten so much more put into it. That's my only problem. I hope they make a Generations 2.
Episode II was fun. Not too bad, not too great. I had no real problem with the game. I do have to say it was better than Episode I, but I liked them both equally either way.
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shadow the hedgehog wasn't a bad game, I enjoyed it
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actually I liked Heroes and Shadow The Hedgehog... I'm just egging people on....on this subject lolz.
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one thing about me..is I love parodies...and I tend to over use them though quite a bit lolz...but its all in good fun.
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...and they'll be cleaning out the castle all summer long
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06 should get at least a A for best evil vilian mephiles
Heros A for great plot D for worst ending saying " cause were sonic heros"
Gen I agree with you
Shadow A++++ for epicness all hail shadow
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I liked Shadow 2005...some parts of it made me absolutely crazy but most of it I did okay with...it felt like I was playing Sonic Heroes though without everyone else involved all at once lolz.
2006 I for the most part deal with it okay...minus those wretched auto running death wall stages.
Sonic heroes I liked actually quite a bit...except those special stages
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Ok that killed me too in 06 but I learned to avoid them
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LOL Sonic Heroes should get an A+ like Sonic Generations. and no doubt Sonic 360 gets an Z.
Shadow the hedgehog.. well i dont blame it.. but should get between B or C
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well at least they passed though
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it is funny LOL, here we get F for fail there is no lower then F LOL , maybe they gort a z for zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sleepy LMAO or lazy LOL but i like generations x...then agian i like alot of things lol
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in that video link I have on there...there is a spot where that grim reaper guy giving dave that test....he's like "theres got to be a grade lower than F minus...Z!!! ZEEE!!!! ZEEEE!!! ZEEE!!!! ZEEEE!!!!!
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LOL me either iu kinda enjoy anysonic game but on some games i just get bored. i hardley ever complet them LOL and i dont play alot LOL
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Believe it or not I'm still playin catch up on a lot of the old ones lolz...I'm a sad case 
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lol, well your certianly keeping busy x
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Im Not A Fan Of Sonic Generation I Just Gave Up And Went To Youtube On Act 2
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lolz...Well not everyone liked it but I had a pretty good time with it...I loved that deal where you could change music tracks on stages...I was hooked on the Kingdom Valley one for a few of them lolz.. and YUSH!!! Youtube knows all lolz.
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I wasnt finshed
i went to youtube and watched smosh <___>
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Generations!!!***
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nice hahahhaha! sonic heroes should of gotten an S lol!!
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I used to watch that all the time, it was hilarious! As is this XD
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Hence why I made up this report card
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I'm still trying to figure that out XD
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YOU HAVE MADE MY LIFE! 
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you can blame the small bit of staff members leaving the company for the games being so shitty. just look at capcom, right after megaman x5 came out they developed and released x6 only a few months after, and the game was an unfinished mess. grammatical errors and horrid level design everywhere
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yep and after yesterday's news about THQ and Sega buying a massive chunk of it...I'm left scratching my head and thinking allrightey then. 2006 as hilarious as this is...plot wise the story never happened and in the real world it also shouldn't have happened but it did...yes I declare it a PARADOX lolz.
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Sonic Heroes deserves, like, a B- or something D:
LOL at 06 though XDD Regardless of not ever playing it before XDDD
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nope I haven't had a shot at the 3DS version which I will have to get here soon cause I finally heheheh finally own a 3DS
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its fun C:
different levels from console version, but cutscenes are like the ones in the DS version of Sonic Colors where they're pictures instead of videos X'D
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agreed..I would even go with B once you get used to the controls lolz...although I had some favorite stages in that game though too...I truly didn't hate that game at all...I thoroughly enjoyed that game believe it or not. Favorite spot was Hang Castle lol. The only thing I hated was those special stages! OHHHH DID THOSE SUCK and the idea of it returned in Sonic 4 EP2 and I just wanted to BALL lmao.
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Agree with that statement XD
Me too, it was part of my middle/high school memory ;w;
LOL yeah, the control were a little sloppy, but good game all in all, it was better than sonic 06 or shadow the hedgehog XDDD
LOL did u play Generations for 3DS? The special stage is like a mix of Heroes with Sonic Rush except wayyyyyyy easier to control LOL
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I do too actually! Some just hate it cause....well cause they do...but I don't...I'm just eggin on the haters
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my main highlight of that image is SONIC 2006...which I also liked that game but not all the glitches it had lolz...
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yeah like sonic being stuck on top of the loop XD that glitch happened to me five times XD, one scene that i wished i didn't see is when kisses a dead corps
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