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When I Was Bored And Hungry And Younger.

I would eat cat food.
I would make cookie dough
I'd eat it all raw
And it didn't have chocolate chips.
I once made pasta
And poured boiling water on my arm.
I would draw on the bathroom walls with bar soap
And, well, yeah. I would lick it off.
I'd eat Altoids off the floor of the car
And change the "five second" rule to the "five year" rule.
On rainy days,
I would suck on my bedroom window.
I would eat an entire bag of corn chips.
I would hide under the piano,
Arrange all my Tootsie Rolls by size,
And eat the small ones first.
I would eat my grandmother's lipstick.
I would bite my nails.
I would put sand and salt in cups of hot water, and drink it.
I would pick the strawberries
Before they were ripe.
I would wipe the tears off my cheeks
And then suck my finger.
I tried hamster food once.

And after all that,
I still managed to be disgusted when my little uncle smelled his earwax.

Description
When I Was Bored And Hungry And Younger.

I would eat cat food.
I would make cookie dough
I'd eat it all raw
And it didn't have chocolate chips.
I once made pasta
And poured boiling water on my arm.
I would draw on the bathroom walls with bar soap
And, well, yeah. I would lick it off.
I'd eat Altoids off the floor of the car
And change the "five second" rule to the "five year" rule.
On rainy days,
I would suck on my bedroom window.
I would eat an entire bag of corn chips.
I would hide under the piano,
Arrange all my Tootsie Rolls by size,
And eat the small ones first.
I would eat my grandmother's lipstick.
I would bite my nails.
I would put sand and salt in cups of hot water, and drink it.
I would pick the strawberries
Before they were ripe.
I would wipe the tears off my cheeks
And then suck my finger.
I tried hamster food once.

And after all that,
I still managed to be disgusted when my little uncle smelled his earwax.