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Published: 2007-05-15 23:06:18 +0000 UTC; Views: 242; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 4
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You've all been waiting for it, so don't pretend that you don't love the idea. I was stuck in a hotel for a morning with naught but my art supplies and an idea to make Pride and Prejudice appeal to male audiences.Okay, so Jane Austen and Chris Claremont did NOT contribute to this, but I felt that their names should be on the cover as inspiration.Related content
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I watched the Baliwood adaptation of my volition (nothing else to do at the time), but then I was hanging out with a predominantly female/metro-sexual group (fencing team; figures, right?) and thus, the new version of the movie was watched. I also almost read the book for a bet, but it was called off due to extenuating circumstances. So yeah, I've had a lot of exposure to the superficial nature of the book (I haven't fully read it or seen the better, longer, book-accurate movie) and I was all like, "this movie needs some action up in its grille." Originally, I got through the movie by envisioning Frankenstein's Monster appearing halfway through the movie, but in hindsight, Wolverine is like, the anti-Jane Austen in every single way. I'd imagine the dialog would go like this:
"Why, Mr. Wolverine, your chauvanism is preceded only by your hedonism."
"My claws are made of adamantium!"
"But if I may indulge in saying, the sharpness of your claws hardly make up for the dullness of your wit."
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"My claws are made of adamantium!" Is pretty much the best comeback ever.
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