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I need more Toothcup in my life ΒRelated content
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*meatlug voice* noah stop flirting with the chiefs daughter
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I know what Hiccup's thinking! Flipping people!
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Toothles it's sooo hot! OwO wonderful x3 I love it like all the other draws
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hai noah
so you know i keep trying to come comment on this
but ever since i made that stupid Wright Brothers joke about them all i hear is that Rap Battles of History song
we don't need to fight, we're the fathers of flight! representing North Carolina, aiiiiight!
i'm not sorry
and then they went and egg'd Snotlout's house
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............why am i laughing so hardΒ
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mission acomplished
because you know that if you zoom out they're holding cartons of eggs
and that the 'yolks' on Snotlout
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Hiccups face SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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Lovely! specially Toothless Β We all need Toothcup in our lives...
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Β Β Β Β is it me or does anyone think that if you make toothless pale and a carved smile on his face he looks like Jeff the killerΒ
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Yes yes We all need a REALLY good dose of Toothcup right about now.
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yay for ToothCup!It should be MUCH more than this freaking ugly HiJack!
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but hijack is cute! it's still tied with toothcup for me though Β
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...FrostCup is cute,HiJack is not(ifyouknowwhatimean)
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Oh.
Okay.
I read your first comment and my fist involuntarily clenched.
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sorry XD I just mean,I like this ship,but ONLY when Jack is the top one and Hic is the bottom one))
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Well yes, I got that now, but on its own that first comment is very misleading. I mean you honestly scared me there for a second.
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really?ummm,I just use the word 'HiJack' for top!Hic\bottom!Jack,while 'FrostCup' is top!Jack\bottom!Hic...
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I always thought the two were interchangable, and that it didn't matter which one you used, so when I saw that, I thought it meant you didn't like the ship. Period. Nothing else. Full stop.
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well,most of fans use the word HiJack,though they prefer Hic as bottom,I think that's why this misunderstanding exists...I personally can't stand cute little Hic being the dominant one,so I'm very picky in such stuff))
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Ah. Understandable.
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oh yeah i get it. i just like saying hijack better 
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MAH SOUL SISTER!!!!!!!
thank gods I've never seen him topping in ToothCup,I guess it would be even more disturbing...
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i haven't seen that yet, and i'm not sure i'd want to. i don't think toothless would even want hiccup to top; he's too dominant XDD Β Β Β
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I'm just not sure Hic himself wants to top XD at least I like to think this way))
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in my head, he'd try to convince everyone that he DOES top, but in reality that's not what's happening at all XDD Β Β Β
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And from this, a ficlet was born.
Hiccup was eating in the Mead Hall, poring over the Book of Dragons while Toothless slunk around stealing mutton for amusement, when Astrid slid into the space next to him with an innocent air. Seconds later Snotlout slid in on his other side, and then the twins sat down opposite. The entire thing took less than three seconds, and it gave Hiccup a distinctly 'run-away-now-and-don't-look-back' vibe.
"Hey guys. Something I can do for ya?", he asked nervously, and Snotlout, never one to beat around the bush, asked quite bluntly, "We wanna know who tops between you and Toothless.".
Hiccup's entire upper body spasmed, sending his head slamming down onto the tabletop before he reeled back in pain. "Yeah, c'mon Hiccup! Are you the rider...or the dragon?", Astrid asked mischievously, prodding his cheek in an effort to garner his attention. "Doesn't matter either way, we're just curious.", Tuffnut promised, but Ruffnut put out, "Well, it might matter if one of us ever learns how to make some of that pain-killing salve, but other than that...".
"Pfff, wha...where did this come from? And why do you expect me to answer?!", Hiccup demanded, his face flushing as red as the mark on his forehead.
...And then it just sorta spirals from there.
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i can't breathe Β
i need more of this oh my goodness Β
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I'm sure,noone would believe in such balderdash if he would say such things...he's too cute to top...even one time))
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If this is what happens when you need more Toothcup in your life, I am taking it all away so we get more of this!!!!! HGURIALGURHGUA
I can't stop thinking of possible conversations they are having right now......
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i'd REALLY like to know what they're saying...but we all know the gist of it Β
don't you take my toothcup away i neED IT TO LIVE Β Β
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Fine, then I shall only give you just enough to live
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Effects of Toothcup on me : breathing becomes rapid, breaths taken as gasps, shows symptoms of hyperthermia, other stuff, and lastly loses conciousness (only happens with TOTALLY BREATHTAKING arts, which is what happened now)
This is SO SWEET I MIGHT BE HIGH!!!! I know that might sound weird but PLEASE I need more Toothcup, please I need more . . . . .
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Hiccup: Your going to wreck me tonight aren't you?
Toothless: You bet your sweat ass I am.
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Oh my god, Toothless looks so HOT.
Hiccups face. I think I have a fair idea what he's thinking. ; 3
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Hiccup's not hiding any thoughts with that face
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Wow... Toothless is a bit.. different.. than I imagined..
I thought he would have more of a.. brighter skin tone.. (No offence and no racism intended!)
And, is his hair blue..?
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I think he looks hotter with darker skin. ^.^
And I think he has black hair; the blue is a reflection. Probably.
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Ahh.. Okay...
Well, I just thought about this. Maybe Toothless will look better if his skin is a little more.. pale..? You know, not zombie kind of pale. Just a little pale.
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Yes to more ToothCup!!
Ohhh Berk better watch out! They're up to no good!!
Toothless looks so flirty while Hiccup's like "I'm gonna get the d!"
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