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Joey felt the air around him turn ice cold from the sharp glares he was receiving. He shuddered, trying not to look up. "Err... When you say 'trapped,' does that mean like a day here...?"

"I'm afraid not, my friend," Atem said solemnly, gently helping Yugi up.

"Listen here, boy with large hair," Seth cut in. "We don't have cards like that, we take time out of our days to carve stones with the monsters inside. It takes time! You will be here for several fortnights. And just for you, I will make it so even you can understand: a long, long time in Egypt." Yes, he was definitely Kaiba in a past life.

Joey - apparently known as boy with large hair now- didn't seem to pay attention. He just pointed to Seth, then Kaiba. "There's two a' dem!" he yelped. "Help! There are two Kaibas, the world is coming to an end!"

"Is he talking about us?" Seth asked, looking over at his reincarnation.

"Don't bother trying to figure him out," Kaiba sighed. "He's not that complicated, but I find that the more I talk with him, the more confusing he gets. I just try not to talk to him."

"A-and that Kaiba's wearin' a dress, Yug!" he cried, pointing at Seth. The priest scowled at him.

"These are robes, you mutt. Not a dress," he snapped, his ice blue eyes flashing angrily.

Kaiba smirked. If this really was five thousand years in the past, and this really was him, he was impressed. He really kept the role going, but how were the people of Egypt going to react when they saw two identical people walking around? It wasn't as if they never heard of twins, but he didn't think they would buy it when he just showed up at twenty years of life.

Joey was still freaking out. "Two a' dem, Yug! TWO! We're all gonna die!" he groaned, the sound turning into a sharp cry at Mai's fingers pinching his ear.

"Will you shut up already, dork?" she hissed. "You look like an idiot!"

"I love ya too, Mai."

And the two were kissing. Tea shook her head, moving her brown bangs from his eyes. "Okay, I missed the whole 'Lovey-Dovey' part of this, guys. Just a second ago you were ready to kill one another."

Joey pulled away and shot a cheeky grin at her. "Hehheh, well, this is how we roll. Right Mai- Ey! Stop looking at the guy without the shirt over there, Mai! Mai!" he shouted, fuming. "Jeez, I turn for one second and this is what I get? Thanks, pal."

Atem blinked, still hanging by his cape in Seth's hand. Ra, he hated being short, he was a few inches above the ground and looked anything but the King of Egypt. He looked like the poor sap who got on a bully's nerves and was forced to give him his lunch money. An eye twitched. "Seth, if you wish to remain part of this world, you will let go of me this instant."

The priest was wise, letting Atem onto the ground softly. "Forgive me, Pharaoh," he mumbled.

"You are dismissed," Atem, growled, feeling humiliation settle on his features as everyone stared at him. Especially Yugi. He knew he was a role model for the young boy. Being thrown around was not- what should he call it?- 'role model like.'

Looking out at the group, Atem's face hardened. "If you are to stay here, I must lay down my laws."

"Yeah, go for it Yami," Joey said, looking up at him.

"That's first," the spiky haired Pharaoh said, his voice booming out in the large room. "I am to be addressed as Pharaoh or Atem. Only close friends call me Atem, but you are really meant to call me Pharaoh. I am not Yami. Understand?"

"Sure Yami," Joey said, nodding. He ignored Seth and Kaiba's groan, including 'stupid mutt,' and 'inferior mongrel.'

Atem sighed, trying to dismiss Joey's remark. "Next," he called. "You are to wear the clothes of my kingdom, since as of now you have one pair of the clothes you wear. Not only would it confuse my people, but the last thing I need is a swarm of flies following you from the smell."

He earned many annoyed grimaces from that remark. Kaiba looked horrified that Atem even SUGGESTED that he'd smell, or worse, look unfashionable. It was an insult to him, and a hard blow to that swelled ego of his.

"What am I going to wear?" asked Yugi, large, innocent amethyst eyes looking up at Atem questioningly. "I'm not as big as everyone here. Even you're bigger then me!"

Atem chuckled, murmuring a quick, "I will get something for you, Aibou."

"And what am I going to wear?" Mokuba asked. "If it's even possible, I'm smaller then Yugi!"

Yugi pouted, crossing his arms over his chest. "I'm a late bloomer! I'll grow!" he insisted to Joey and Tristan's giggles of doubt. "Serious!"

Atem rolled his eyes. "Well, actually Mokuba... how do I say this in a way that doesn't sound rather perverted... You see, children... Ah, this is very complicated."

"Young children wear nothing," The priest said, cutting in.

"Haha! Mokuba has to walk around butt naked!" Joey laughed, pointing at the young boy, who's face was cherry red.

"He will not," Kaiba said, pushing Joey out of the way. "You little mutt. I wouldn't dare let my younger brother go unclothed."

"Everyone will be clothed with the finest linens," Atem assured Kaiba, ignoring the icy glare directed his way. "Seth will show you to your rooms. Yugi, you shall come with me," he said, curling a single finger to beckon him.

"I- Uh- Coming Pharaoh!" he struggled to blurt out. He blushed, scurrying after Atem- who was pretty insistent on walking ahead at a brisk pace. Once they were in the room, Atem motioned for him to sit down.

"Tell me what happened," he said softly. The bed creaked as he added his own weight to it. He wrapped an arm around Yugi's shoulder, bringing him closer. He sighed softly as their sides touched, welcoming the warmth.

The younger duelist closed his eyes, leaning his head softly on Atem's broad shoulder. He explained quietly, his lids growing heavy as the warmth of his ex- dark engulfed him, and he grew rather comfortable. He finished with a yawn, saying, "And the next thing I know, I'm staring up at you," he mumbled, nuzzling his face into Atem's neck. "Yami- sorry, I'm just gonna call you that quick- I can't believe I'm sitting next to you again," he whispered.

The pharaoh chuckled, rubbing Yugi's arm. "I know. I thought I'd never see you again, Aibou," he said softly, leaning his head softly onto Yugi's.

"But here I am. I told you, you're my other half. The universe couldn't keep us apart for long," he chuckled, amethyst eyes blinking. Come to think of it, he hadn't been so happy in a long time. Not since Atem left in the first place, actually.

The pharaoh nodded, crimson eyes bright and sparkling. "Now, since you look about ready to pass out on my feet, I think you should get ready for bed." He said softly, helping Yugi into the room connected to his own. Once the smaller figure wore nothing but his black shirt and boxers, Atem pulled the soft blankets over his small body. Yugi was fading out, falling asleep. But he forced his eyes to stay open a crack as Atem bent down, whispering, "Sleep well, and have wonderful dreams, Aibou." Yugi just made it, feeling Atem's soft lips press to his forehead before getting up and walking into his room.

~~~
"Atem!" he shrieked. "Please! Don't leave me! You promised you wouldn't, remember? You promised!"

His hand seemed to slip through the Pharaoh's ice cold fingers. No matter how loud he called, Atem wouldn't respond. He tried shaking him, but his crimson eyes were dull and stared past him.

Shadowy arms reached out, claws grasping him roughly. He fought against them, still screaming out the unresponsive Pharaoh's name, still trying to reach him. He didn't even care that the Demon's were trying to take himself away, his heart practically going still as darkness began to envelope the pharaoh. He thrashed wildly in the arms of the Demons, screaming until his throat was raw. Atem was sinking into the pitch black abyss, the hands reaching out for him, grasping him, dragging him further down. And Yugi was helpless to stop them! No! They couldn't have Atem, he wouldn't let them!

He sobbed, unable to break free. "Atem!" he cried. "Don't hurt him! He didn't do ANYTHING to you, leave him ALONE!"

Atem coughed, blood splurging onto his lips. He took one wild breath before going completely white, his body going limb.

The darkness sucked Yugi in.

Yugi shot up, screaming silently. His mouth opened and breath left his mouth in a torrent, streaming out of his throat, but not a sound left. His heart was pounding in his chest and ears, a light sheen of sweat covering his skin. He wiped a hand over his brow, trying to breathe normally. He shot out of bed and stumbled into Atem's room, tears dripping from his long lashes and falling down his cheeks. He looked at Atem, his sleeping form so peaceful. He was curled on his side, his fingers curled slightly, and hand near his hear, the other outstretched. His golden chest was bare, the thin sheets just above his thin hips.

His nightmare seemed to return to him quickly, a flash with the pharaoh being taken into the darkness..

Yugi screamed.

Atem's eyes flew open and he bolted up, looking at his light. "Yugi!" he whispered, sitting up. "Yugi, what happened? Are you okay?" He wrapped his arms around the trembling boy, rocking him softly and whispering encouraging words in his ear. Pulling him into the bed, he cradled him in his arms. "Now tell me what is wrong, my light."

"N-nightmare," he whimpered, tucking his face into Atem's neck. "I'm sorry, I woke you up Pharaoh."

"Aibou, you must not be sorry for anything. I am here to help you," he whispered, rubbing soothing circles on Yugi's back.

Yugi closed his eyes with a small smile. "Can I sleep with you tonight? I-I mean you don't have to, but I..."

"Of course," he murmured. "Get to sleep. You're going to need all the energy you can gather. Joey gets to see what he'll wear tomorrow."

They shared a small laugh, just looking at one another for a few moments. Yugi smiled at Atem warmly, not noticing the blush that spread on the Pharaoh's cheeks. He curled up on his side of the bed, quickly falling asleep while Atem stared at him for a few minutes, just thinking quietly to himself before falling asleep. The last thing he saw was Yugi's small face, smiling.

"...up...Up... Get... Yugi... GET UP ALREADY YUGI!"

The smaller boy shot upon the bed, the blankets curling around him. Joey stood in the doorway with a cheeky grin, running a hand through his long hair. "Oh good, you're up. You hurry up, Seth said he's gonna give us our clothes once we're all downstairs," he said, acting like Yugi woke up on his own. "And wake up Yami, too!" he called over his shoulder, running down the stairs.

Yugi rolled his eyes, turning over to look at Atem's sleeping face. It was calm, not as intense as when he was awake, his lips parted slightly. Yugi almost squealed when he realized how close he was to Atem, stumbling away.

Crimson orbs were revealed. "Did he leave yet?" he whispered.

Yugi laughed, throwing a pillow at Atem's head. "Yeah, lucky you. You avoided the wrath of Joey Wheeler. But you put me to it, Pharaoh."

"I think I'll survive," he chuckled. He sat up and stretched, flexing the muscles in his arms and chest, yawning loudly. He seemed out of character, cheery.

"Yeah, well if he gets hungry, I'm letting him eat you," he joked, laughing at Atem's face.

The pharaoh offered a small smile, getting up. He seemed to fall asleep in the same outfit as yesterday, minus the cape. He looked groggy as he struggled to get to his feet, offering another yawn. "Nonsense, Aibou. I'd push Seth in front of me. Then he could lecture Joey how it's not proper etiquette to try to eat other people."

They laughed together, the sound melodic. They understood each other in ways that nobody else ever could. They were soul mates.

"Yugi?"

"Huh? What is it?"

"You're going to breakfast in your boxers..."

Yugi yelped, running into the other room as he pulled on his pants, stumbling over his legs and crashing to the ground. He pulled it up, trying to get on his feet.

Once he had his pants on, he shot out of the room, dragging the sleepy Pharaoh along. They stopped downstairs, where everyone was waiting, Joey not patiently. He was whining about how Yugi took as long as a chick to dress.

"Hey! I'm standing right here!"

"Hey Yug, ya made it!" he crowed, blushing slightly. "Dibs on whatever he doesn't eat."

"No fair! I already called Dibs!" Tristan cried, having to be tugged down by Serenity to stop himself from ripping out Joey's throat.

"Silence!"

Seth and Kaiba stood side by side, dressed exactly the same. Each had their blue headdress draped by gold on each side of their faces, a golden cobra sitting in the center, two golden wings on either side of the snake. His tunic was blue and white, leading to his ankles, lined with cuffs on their shoulders were sharp and, yes, you guessed it, more gold! A golden ankh sat on his chest. Golden necklaces wrapped around their necks, draping their chest partially. A white cape spread out behind each of them, looking terribly like a famous coat. Each foot was clothed in a smooth white shoe.

"Looking sharp, Kaiba," Joey snickered, looking at Seth. "When did ya get a tan?"

"I'm Seth."

"What? That can't be right."

"I'm Kaiba, you mutt," the one next to Seth grumbled. "Idiot."

Seth stepped forward, lifting the millennium rod. "Listen, wannabees. The Pharaoh claims that you pathetic lot are his friends. I honestly just think you're a bunch of cheerleaders for his look alike. As much as it hurts me to say this, you are to stay in the palace."

"Wannabees!" Joey cried, shooting up.

"Yes, Wheeler," Kaiba snapped. "Meaning you, the pathetic third rate duelist who has more mouth then skills."

"Love you too, Kaiba."

Atem rolled his eyes, summoning two women. They had stacks upon stacks of clothes, one ushering the girls into a room, and the other biting Joey when he tried hitting on her, then she showed-more like threw- the men into their room. Yugi got his own room.

Serenity, Tea, and especially Mai looked gorgeous. Each were in white dresses, lined with gold, necklaces and bracelets draped over their limbs. They waved and winked at the boys.

Tristan wore a white tunic lined with gold, two large bracelets on his wrists. His muscular arms were for show, and he was busy showing off to Serenity. Duke was garbed in the same outfit, but somehow made it look more flashy with the kohl lining his eyes and the golden winged earrings.

Joey refused to come out of the room.

"Why do the others get to wear shirts?" he whined. "I'll get burnt to a crisp out there! I have special skin."

"Too bad," Tristan snapped. "Now hike up your skirt and come out."

"I don't think you want to see what's under this skirt!"

"I really don't, they didn't give us underwear," Tristan grunted. "But if you don't come out I'll rip the door off."

Joey stepped out, his white shoe first. Adorned in golden jewelry of every kind, he glittered. His hands were trying to keep skirt down, his face crimson from his blush. "Eh, Atem? It's, Uh, a little breezy below the equator," he said, pointing to the skirt under his waist. It nearly flew up the second he mentioned it.

"You'll get used to it," the pharaoh yawned, playing with his golden bangs.

"But you guys don't wear underwear!"

"... Your point?"

Joey blushed, tugging on the hem of the skirt. "I don't need anyone seeing this," he mumbled. "That's only for Mai!"

Not two seconds later was he beaten brutally by the infuriated, embarrassed blonde. "Oh come on! I was joking! MAI!" he shrieked under her foot slamming down his chest.

Kaiba and Seth applauded the girl, encouraging her to do more. "That's right, mutt. This is what you get when you open that mouth of yours," Kaiba laughed. Mokuba winced, apologizing under his breath to Joey.

"Are you done, Yugi?" Atem called, knocking on the door.

"Uh, I think so," he mumbled, walking out. Just as everyone else, he had golden jewelry- bracelets on his ankles and wrists. He wore the white skirt Atem wore, lined with gold. It was a bit big on him, going to his ankles, the leather strip as his belt double knotted. He wore regular brown leather sandals, a cape strapped to his golden necklace. He smiled at his friends, waving sheepishly. "How do I look?"

"Beautiful," Atem murmured, blinking as he took in the smaller duelist. He blushed, shaking his head. "You look great, Yugi."

Yugi smiled. "Thanks. It's a little big, since well, you're taller than me. But I think it's fine," he said, walking forward a bit before tripping over the skirt, flying forward. Hands wildly flashing out for anything to break his fall, he grabbed the first piece of clothing on the person next to him.

And that's how Joey's skirt fell, revealing him and all his glory.

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Joey felt the air around him turn ice cold from the sharp glares he was receiving. He shuddered, trying not to look up. "Err... When you say 'trapped,' does that mean like a day here...?"

"I'm afraid not, my friend," Atem said solemnly, gently helping Yugi up.

"Listen here, boy with large hair," Seth cut in. "We don't have cards like that, we take time out of our days to carve stones with the monsters inside. It takes time! You will be here for several fortnights. And just for you, I will make it so even you can understand: a long, long time in Egypt." Yes, he was definitely Kaiba in a past life.

Joey - apparently known as boy with large hair now- didn't seem to pay attention. He just pointed to Seth, then Kaiba. "There's two a' dem!" he yelped. "Help! There are two Kaibas, the world is coming to an end!"

"Is he talking about us?" Seth asked, looking over at his reincarnation.

"Don't bother trying to figure him out," Kaiba sighed. "He's not that complicated, but I find that the more I talk with him, the more confusing he gets. I just try not to talk to him."

"A-and that Kaiba's wearin' a dress, Yug!" he cried, pointing at Seth. The priest scowled at him.

"These are robes, you mutt. Not a dress," he snapped, his ice blue eyes flashing angrily.

Kaiba smirked. If this really was five thousand years in the past, and this really was him, he was impressed. He really kept the role going, but how were the people of Egypt going to react when they saw two identical people walking around? It wasn't as if they never heard of twins, but he didn't think they would buy it when he just showed up at twenty years of life.

Joey was still freaking out. "Two a' dem, Yug! TWO! We're all gonna die!" he groaned, the sound turning into a sharp cry at Mai's fingers pinching his ear.

"Will you shut up already, dork?" she hissed. "You look like an idiot!"

"I love ya too, Mai."

And the two were kissing. Tea shook her head, moving her brown bangs from his eyes. "Okay, I missed the whole 'Lovey-Dovey' part of this, guys. Just a second ago you were ready to kill one another."

Joey pulled away and shot a cheeky grin at her. "Hehheh, well, this is how we roll. Right Mai- Ey! Stop looking at the guy without the shirt over there, Mai! Mai!" he shouted, fuming. "Jeez, I turn for one second and this is what I get? Thanks, pal."

Atem blinked, still hanging by his cape in Seth's hand. Ra, he hated being short, he was a few inches above the ground and looked anything but the King of Egypt. He looked like the poor sap who got on a bully's nerves and was forced to give him his lunch money. An eye twitched. "Seth, if you wish to remain part of this world, you will let go of me this instant."

The priest was wise, letting Atem onto the ground softly. "Forgive me, Pharaoh," he mumbled.

"You are dismissed," Atem, growled, feeling humiliation settle on his features as everyone stared at him. Especially Yugi. He knew he was a role model for the young boy. Being thrown around was not- what should he call it?- 'role model like.'

Looking out at the group, Atem's face hardened. "If you are to stay here, I must lay down my laws."

"Yeah, go for it Yami," Joey said, looking up at him.

"That's first," the spiky haired Pharaoh said, his voice booming out in the large room. "I am to be addressed as Pharaoh or Atem. Only close friends call me Atem, but you are really meant to call me Pharaoh. I am not Yami. Understand?"

"Sure Yami," Joey said, nodding. He ignored Seth and Kaiba's groan, including 'stupid mutt,' and 'inferior mongrel.'

Atem sighed, trying to dismiss Joey's remark. "Next," he called. "You are to wear the clothes of my kingdom, since as of now you have one pair of the clothes you wear. Not only would it confuse my people, but the last thing I need is a swarm of flies following you from the smell."

He earned many annoyed grimaces from that remark. Kaiba looked horrified that Atem even SUGGESTED that he'd smell, or worse, look unfashionable. It was an insult to him, and a hard blow to that swelled ego of his.

"What am I going to wear?" asked Yugi, large, innocent amethyst eyes looking up at Atem questioningly. "I'm not as big as everyone here. Even you're bigger then me!"

Atem chuckled, murmuring a quick, "I will get something for you, Aibou."

"And what am I going to wear?" Mokuba asked. "If it's even possible, I'm smaller then Yugi!"

Yugi pouted, crossing his arms over his chest. "I'm a late bloomer! I'll grow!" he insisted to Joey and Tristan's giggles of doubt. "Serious!"

Atem rolled his eyes. "Well, actually Mokuba... how do I say this in a way that doesn't sound rather perverted... You see, children... Ah, this is very complicated."

"Young children wear nothing," The priest said, cutting in.

"Haha! Mokuba has to walk around butt naked!" Joey laughed, pointing at the young boy, who's face was cherry red.

"He will not," Kaiba said, pushing Joey out of the way. "You little mutt. I wouldn't dare let my younger brother go unclothed."

"Everyone will be clothed with the finest linens," Atem assured Kaiba, ignoring the icy glare directed his way. "Seth will show you to your rooms. Yugi, you shall come with me," he said, curling a single finger to beckon him.

"I- Uh- Coming Pharaoh!" he struggled to blurt out. He blushed, scurrying after Atem- who was pretty insistent on walking ahead at a brisk pace. Once they were in the room, Atem motioned for him to sit down.

"Tell me what happened," he said softly. The bed creaked as he added his own weight to it. He wrapped an arm around Yugi's shoulder, bringing him closer. He sighed softly as their sides touched, welcoming the warmth.

The younger duelist closed his eyes, leaning his head softly on Atem's broad shoulder. He explained quietly, his lids growing heavy as the warmth of his ex- dark engulfed him, and he grew rather comfortable. He finished with a yawn, saying, "And the next thing I know, I'm staring up at you," he mumbled, nuzzling his face into Atem's neck. "Yami- sorry, I'm just gonna call you that quick- I can't believe I'm sitting next to you again," he whispered.

The pharaoh chuckled, rubbing Yugi's arm. "I know. I thought I'd never see you again, Aibou," he said softly, leaning his head softly onto Yugi's.

"But here I am. I told you, you're my other half. The universe couldn't keep us apart for long," he chuckled, amethyst eyes blinking. Come to think of it, he hadn't been so happy in a long time. Not since Atem left in the first place, actually.

The pharaoh nodded, crimson eyes bright and sparkling. "Now, since you look about ready to pass out on my feet, I think you should get ready for bed." He said softly, helping Yugi into the room connected to his own. Once the smaller figure wore nothing but his black shirt and boxers, Atem pulled the soft blankets over his small body. Yugi was fading out, falling asleep. But he forced his eyes to stay open a crack as Atem bent down, whispering, "Sleep well, and have wonderful dreams, Aibou." Yugi just made it, feeling Atem's soft lips press to his forehead before getting up and walking into his room.

~~~
"Atem!" he shrieked. "Please! Don't leave me! You promised you wouldn't, remember? You promised!"

His hand seemed to slip through the Pharaoh's ice cold fingers. No matter how loud he called, Atem wouldn't respond. He tried shaking him, but his crimson eyes were dull and stared past him.

Shadowy arms reached out, claws grasping him roughly. He fought against them, still screaming out the unresponsive Pharaoh's name, still trying to reach him. He didn't even care that the Demon's were trying to take himself away, his heart practically going still as darkness began to envelope the pharaoh. He thrashed wildly in the arms of the Demons, screaming until his throat was raw. Atem was sinking into the pitch black abyss, the hands reaching out for him, grasping him, dragging him further down. And Yugi was helpless to stop them! No! They couldn't have Atem, he wouldn't let them!

He sobbed, unable to break free. "Atem!" he cried. "Don't hurt him! He didn't do ANYTHING to you, leave him ALONE!"

Atem coughed, blood splurging onto his lips. He took one wild breath before going completely white, his body going limb.

The darkness sucked Yugi in.

Yugi shot up, screaming silently. His mouth opened and breath left his mouth in a torrent, streaming out of his throat, but not a sound left. His heart was pounding in his chest and ears, a light sheen of sweat covering his skin. He wiped a hand over his brow, trying to breathe normally. He shot out of bed and stumbled into Atem's room, tears dripping from his long lashes and falling down his cheeks. He looked at Atem, his sleeping form so peaceful. He was curled on his side, his fingers curled slightly, and hand near his hear, the other outstretched. His golden chest was bare, the thin sheets just above his thin hips.

His nightmare seemed to return to him quickly, a flash with the pharaoh being taken into the darkness..

Yugi screamed.

Atem's eyes flew open and he bolted up, looking at his light. "Yugi!" he whispered, sitting up. "Yugi, what happened? Are you okay?" He wrapped his arms around the trembling boy, rocking him softly and whispering encouraging words in his ear. Pulling him into the bed, he cradled him in his arms. "Now tell me what is wrong, my light."

"N-nightmare," he whimpered, tucking his face into Atem's neck. "I'm sorry, I woke you up Pharaoh."

"Aibou, you must not be sorry for anything. I am here to help you," he whispered, rubbing soothing circles on Yugi's back.

Yugi closed his eyes with a small smile. "Can I sleep with you tonight? I-I mean you don't have to, but I..."

"Of course," he murmured. "Get to sleep. You're going to need all the energy you can gather. Joey gets to see what he'll wear tomorrow."

They shared a small laugh, just looking at one another for a few moments. Yugi smiled at Atem warmly, not noticing the blush that spread on the Pharaoh's cheeks. He curled up on his side of the bed, quickly falling asleep while Atem stared at him for a few minutes, just thinking quietly to himself before falling asleep. The last thing he saw was Yugi's small face, smiling.

"...up...Up... Get... Yugi... GET UP ALREADY YUGI!"

The smaller boy shot upon the bed, the blankets curling around him. Joey stood in the doorway with a cheeky grin, running a hand through his long hair. "Oh good, you're up. You hurry up, Seth said he's gonna give us our clothes once we're all downstairs," he said, acting like Yugi woke up on his own. "And wake up Yami, too!" he called over his shoulder, running down the stairs.

Yugi rolled his eyes, turning over to look at Atem's sleeping face. It was calm, not as intense as when he was awake, his lips parted slightly. Yugi almost squealed when he realized how close he was to Atem, stumbling away.

Crimson orbs were revealed. "Did he leave yet?" he whispered.

Yugi laughed, throwing a pillow at Atem's head. "Yeah, lucky you. You avoided the wrath of Joey Wheeler. But you put me to it, Pharaoh."

"I think I'll survive," he chuckled. He sat up and stretched, flexing the muscles in his arms and chest, yawning loudly. He seemed out of character, cheery.

"Yeah, well if he gets hungry, I'm letting him eat you," he joked, laughing at Atem's face.

The pharaoh offered a small smile, getting up. He seemed to fall asleep in the same outfit as yesterday, minus the cape. He looked groggy as he struggled to get to his feet, offering another yawn. "Nonsense, Aibou. I'd push Seth in front of me. Then he could lecture Joey how it's not proper etiquette to try to eat other people."

They laughed together, the sound melodic. They understood each other in ways that nobody else ever could. They were soul mates.

"Yugi?"

"Huh? What is it?"

"You're going to breakfast in your boxers..."

Yugi yelped, running into the other room as he pulled on his pants, stumbling over his legs and crashing to the ground. He pulled it up, trying to get on his feet.

Once he had his pants on, he shot out of the room, dragging the sleepy Pharaoh along. They stopped downstairs, where everyone was waiting, Joey not patiently. He was whining about how Yugi took as long as a chick to dress.

"Hey! I'm standing right here!"

"Hey Yug, ya made it!" he crowed, blushing slightly. "Dibs on whatever he doesn't eat."

"No fair! I already called Dibs!" Tristan cried, having to be tugged down by Serenity to stop himself from ripping out Joey's throat.

"Silence!"

Seth and Kaiba stood side by side, dressed exactly the same. Each had their blue headdress draped by gold on each side of their faces, a golden cobra sitting in the center, two golden wings on either side of the snake. His tunic was blue and white, leading to his ankles, lined with cuffs on their shoulders were sharp and, yes, you guessed it, more gold! A golden ankh sat on his chest. Golden necklaces wrapped around their necks, draping their chest partially. A white cape spread out behind each of them, looking terribly like a famous coat. Each foot was clothed in a smooth white shoe.

"Looking sharp, Kaiba," Joey snickered, looking at Seth. "When did ya get a tan?"

"I'm Seth."

"What? That can't be right."

"I'm Kaiba, you mutt," the one next to Seth grumbled. "Idiot."

Seth stepped forward, lifting the millennium rod. "Listen, wannabees. The Pharaoh claims that you pathetic lot are his friends. I honestly just think you're a bunch of cheerleaders for his look alike. As much as it hurts me to say this, you are to stay in the palace."

"Wannabees!" Joey cried, shooting up.

"Yes, Wheeler," Kaiba snapped. "Meaning you, the pathetic third rate duelist who has more mouth then skills."

"Love you too, Kaiba."

Atem rolled his eyes, summoning two women. They had stacks upon stacks of clothes, one ushering the girls into a room, and the other biting Joey when he tried hitting on her, then she showed-more like threw- the men into their room. Yugi got his own room.

Serenity, Tea, and especially Mai looked gorgeous. Each were in white dresses, lined with gold, necklaces and bracelets draped over their limbs. They waved and winked at the boys.

Tristan wore a white tunic lined with gold, two large bracelets on his wrists. His muscular arms were for show, and he was busy showing off to Serenity. Duke was garbed in the same outfit, but somehow made it look more flashy with the kohl lining his eyes and the golden winged earrings.

Joey refused to come out of the room.

"Why do the others get to wear shirts?" he whined. "I'll get burnt to a crisp out there! I have special skin."

"Too bad," Tristan snapped. "Now hike up your skirt and come out."

"I don't think you want to see what's under this skirt!"

"I really don't, they didn't give us underwear," Tristan grunted. "But if you don't come out I'll rip the door off."

Joey stepped out, his white shoe first. Adorned in golden jewelry of every kind, he glittered. His hands were trying to keep skirt down, his face crimson from his blush. "Eh, Atem? It's, Uh, a little breezy below the equator," he said, pointing to the skirt under his waist. It nearly flew up the second he mentioned it.

"You'll get used to it," the pharaoh yawned, playing with his golden bangs.

"But you guys don't wear underwear!"

"... Your point?"

Joey blushed, tugging on the hem of the skirt. "I don't need anyone seeing this," he mumbled. "That's only for Mai!"

Not two seconds later was he beaten brutally by the infuriated, embarrassed blonde. "Oh come on! I was joking! MAI!" he shrieked under her foot slamming down his chest.

Kaiba and Seth applauded the girl, encouraging her to do more. "That's right, mutt. This is what you get when you open that mouth of yours," Kaiba laughed. Mokuba winced, apologizing under his breath to Joey.

"Are you done, Yugi?" Atem called, knocking on the door.

"Uh, I think so," he mumbled, walking out. Just as everyone else, he had golden jewelry- bracelets on his ankles and wrists. He wore the white skirt Atem wore, lined with gold. It was a bit big on him, going to his ankles, the leather strip as his belt double knotted. He wore regular brown leather sandals, a cape strapped to his golden necklace. He smiled at his friends, waving sheepishly. "How do I look?"

"Beautiful," Atem murmured, blinking as he took in the smaller duelist. He blushed, shaking his head. "You look great, Yugi."

Yugi smiled. "Thanks. It's a little big, since well, you're taller than me. But I think it's fine," he said, walking forward a bit before tripping over the skirt, flying forward. Hands wildly flashing out for anything to break his fall, he grabbed the first piece of clothing on the person next to him.

And that's how Joey's skirt fell, revealing him and all his glory.