SkunkyArt | ShamelessMagic — CLIOSE: Jared Syringa Pile

Half-Taiwanese, half-Scottish descent.

Teaches history and literature, two subjects Emily hates.

Divorced his wife when Emily was 8 and to this day is still single. Emily has mostly lived with him since, with the occasional trip to visit her mom every season or so. (She was a daddy's girl to begin with anyway.)

5'8", and constantly makes fun of his daughter for being a "Shortie-McSportie."

Like his kid, he can also get angry very easily. However, he has better control of his temper since he deals with the same kind of angsty teenagers all the time.

Hobbies include watching movies, listening to rock music, reading, and browsing weird articles and videos online to troll or gross out his friends, students, and daughter later. He has a good relationship with everyone, I swear.

Loves a good romcom and isn't ashamed of it.

Actually prefers wearing shorts over pants. Unfortunately, school policies won't let him be free. #freethelegs dabblit

Has a collection of brightly colored shirts and ties with funky patterns. Holy bees, he loves collecting funky patterns. I mean, look at his pineapple shirt , it's GREAT.

Terrible singer. Zero musical talent.

Of course he makes bad puns, dad jokes, and other harmlessly dumb, stereotypical things dads do. Ain't no real father if he don't.