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Description If you can't handle my extensive ADHD, don't even try to look at this- you might have a stroke or something.
There, I warned you.
This came about from a hilarious conversation between myself and a few friends...

1. Amy wears a dress held up only by a loop of material around her neck- and having a backless dress, she doesn't wear a bra. Sista, you might want to think of taking some precautions to avoid events like these in combat.

2. WTH is with Sally Acorn not having clothes? Does she possess no true privates? Someone should ask her about that mess man.
All the other chicks in Sonic's world seem to have it, we were boggled. Which is why her random bit in this comic exists as well.

I hope you all get a giggle out of this! Pure off the wall goodness. Done entirely in my trusty dusty uni-ball pen.

PRIVATE MATTERS

Shadow: CHAOS SPEAR!

Sonic: >8{

Amy: Sonic, NOOOO-WAH! *leaps to take the brunt*

Sonic: *thinking* Dude, I just did my fur!

-SHOOM-

Sonic: AMY!!! <8o

Shadow: We-hell! *drools*

Tails: NO!! x{

Sonic: O.o...

Amy: *Down to underwear* OHHHH MYYYY GAAAAWWWWDDD!

Shadow: No-hot baaaaaad...<3

Tails: *dropping rings everywhere* Whyyyyhyyyyhyyyyy! X{{

Sonic: O_O X_X

Sally: K, so I don't see what the big deal... *looks at Amy, looks down at self* ...IS! <80

Amy: *carried by Sonic wrapped in blanket, humiliated* Liiiiike!

Sally: OH MY GOD I am the ONLY GIRL on MOBIUS without PRIVATES!!

Sonic:

Finis,
and Devs... dress appropriately. ;3

<3Mish
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Comments: 125

Redrose174 [2016-10-08 22:55:22 +0000 UTC]

Why does sonic say like at the end

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Sonadilver1303 [2013-06-05 21:18:48 +0000 UTC]

EPIC!! We all knew Shads was a perv! Tails is too young to be exposed to such thing, so why torcher him?! Lol! I never thought Sonic was a perv? Now what? When Sonic gets Amy back home are they gonna "do it" since Sonic knows now that Amy has better prives them Sally had,which Sally has none?? Lol, I have such a dirty mind which some time s I wish I didn't.

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shazam26 In reply to Sonadilver1303 [2013-06-06 00:42:29 +0000 UTC]

Hey, sorry if this is off the wall random or if I am mistaken, but did you happen to recently read my story "Ghosts in my Machine?" I think I saw a review with that exact icon! Anyway, Hi! xD

Hahahaha Shadow is totally the perv in this one. Sonic for once is actually trying to catch up with the situation for once. ^_^

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JoanMystique [2012-05-07 01:05:52 +0000 UTC]

my god shadow, I knew you were pervy....

BUTNOTTHATPERVY!

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shazam26 In reply to JoanMystique [2012-05-29 22:56:11 +0000 UTC]

LOL... Shadow = hyper perv xD

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BlackSista100 [2011-12-20 05:22:40 +0000 UTC]

it's ok I have ADD and I TOTALY understand, I was waiting on somebody to understand like I did ^^ but that was HILARYIS LOL

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shazam26 In reply to BlackSista100 [2011-12-31 21:26:15 +0000 UTC]

LOL!! Throw an H in and you've got ADHD. I barely sit still Hehehe

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BlackSista100 In reply to shazam26 [2012-01-02 00:50:21 +0000 UTC]

lol my cusin thinks that ADD/ADHD means that your partly stupid isn't that messed up

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FeistyFelioness [2011-11-28 05:18:28 +0000 UTC]

Why did Amy say "liiikkkeee"

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shazam26 In reply to FeistyFelioness [2011-12-31 21:25:38 +0000 UTC]

Just because she has no idea what to say, because it's so awkward. LOL

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sonamy4000 [2011-11-07 14:22:34 +0000 UTC]

can you color this?

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shazam26 In reply to sonamy4000 [2011-12-31 21:25:53 +0000 UTC]

That'd be gorgeous! I gotta dig it out of my heap of drawings he he he

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sonamy4000 In reply to shazam26 [2012-01-01 01:06:21 +0000 UTC]

good thing i said it then

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SupahKthehedgerabbit [2011-10-21 01:56:24 +0000 UTC]

good one shadow good one

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kayley02 [2011-09-23 13:35:45 +0000 UTC]

epic

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knux596 [2011-08-06 01:16:01 +0000 UTC]

XD sally has no privates

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theultimateusername [2011-04-03 10:27:03 +0000 UTC]



haha love the dialog

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SonamyLoveSJ [2010-12-12 02:12:17 +0000 UTC]

my guess...
The males are more fur then the females, so they can cover up with fur like they would with clothes. Sally, just has some messed up trait that caused her to grow extremely long fur for her to cover up, so clothes are optional. (mabye its a squirrel thing) But i mean seriously, how hard would it be to throw on a tank top and some pants with that vest???
Sally's just wierd
and i do not like her

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boltsonic In reply to SonamyLoveSJ [2012-01-06 22:47:40 +0000 UTC]

and i do not like amy

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flarrthegriffen [2010-11-10 04:39:43 +0000 UTC]

i dont get it when shadow saids No-hot Baaaaaaad!!!!....

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shazam26 In reply to flarrthegriffen [2011-10-26 03:06:53 +0000 UTC]

Oh! It's just the way he says "not". ^_^

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Killer-Squirtle [2010-08-10 02:32:22 +0000 UTC]

Is it just me, or does it look like Shadow is foaming at the mouth?

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shazam26 In reply to Killer-Squirtle [2010-08-22 23:12:49 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHA HE IS! Frothing a little there...

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sonamyfan4ever1512 [2010-06-10 03:37:23 +0000 UTC]

It's so Damn Funny!!! :Rofl:

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Veryku [2010-04-09 11:30:16 +0000 UTC]

omg xDxDxD nice work xD

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shazam26 In reply to Veryku [2010-04-23 15:25:02 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHA! Thank you!

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Veryku In reply to shazam26 [2010-04-23 15:32:13 +0000 UTC]

Your welcome xD

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LoaTheRat [2010-04-08 23:52:50 +0000 UTC]

Maybe Sally is a hermaphrodite? I mean the guys don't need to were cloths, do maybe she's somewhat like them.... only with boobs.

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shazam26 In reply to LoaTheRat [2010-04-23 15:25:45 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHA HERMAPHRODITE!!! Ohhhh you crack me up...

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Starzway [2010-04-08 20:44:34 +0000 UTC]

XD That's why they wear clothes

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shazam26 In reply to Starzway [2010-04-23 15:25:21 +0000 UTC]

lol EXACTLY why they have clothes!

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X-Eclipse [2009-09-11 22:53:19 +0000 UTC]


Just hilarious! Ahh man, great job!

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shazam26 In reply to X-Eclipse [2009-09-12 13:10:17 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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X-Eclipse In reply to shazam26 [2009-09-12 15:51:50 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome. ^^

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Deviantart555 [2009-08-01 00:39:27 +0000 UTC]

Lol,it took me time to find the order but it was worth it.

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shazam26 In reply to Deviantart555 [2009-08-01 18:28:04 +0000 UTC]

;D WOOHOO!

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Cha0zGallAnT [2009-06-06 04:12:11 +0000 UTC]

omg Shadow is naughty! kinda afraid of him now! x3
I shocked looking at Amy! XD

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shazam26 In reply to Cha0zGallAnT [2009-06-08 16:51:02 +0000 UTC]

HAHA I can get risque when I want to!

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sonamyluffer6 [2009-05-31 08:46:21 +0000 UTC]

shadow is a perv. isnt he?

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shazam26 In reply to sonamyluffer6 [2009-05-31 12:37:40 +0000 UTC]

In my world, I guess he is.

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sonamyluffer6 In reply to shazam26 [2009-05-31 23:43:05 +0000 UTC]

also in my world sister. also in my world

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Gazordenplatt [2009-05-30 03:59:40 +0000 UTC]

Yep, Shadow's definitely replacing ZERO as Amy's personal punching bag for sure.

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shazam26 In reply to Gazordenplatt [2009-05-30 14:51:12 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHA Agreed, he is DONE.

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Stone80 [2009-04-21 13:57:31 +0000 UTC]

That's funny as hell dude, nicee job.

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shazam26 In reply to Stone80 [2009-04-21 19:26:19 +0000 UTC]

Much love and thanks!

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Stone80 In reply to shazam26 [2009-04-21 19:52:55 +0000 UTC]

lol ur welcome

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BorikeTheBlackDragon [2009-04-07 22:54:06 +0000 UTC]

¿ʎןןɐs ʇɐɥʇ pǝzıןɐǝɹ ʍou ʇsnɾ noʎ 'ʎןןɐs

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shazam26 In reply to BorikeTheBlackDragon [2009-04-08 15:09:45 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHA Yeah, she could have clued in a little sooner.

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BorikeTheBlackDragon In reply to shazam26 [2009-04-08 19:39:52 +0000 UTC]

Actually this helped me make my theory's work more, since I am working on a Theory on why the boy's don't wear clothes and Girls do. It's a thing that bothered me for a while so I did some thinking and came up with a logical theory on why but sally just threw me off, but now I am refining the theory, to me it works and I got some reasoning to back it up to so it's not all wishful thinking. Problem is telling people who ask since it is a long ass comment but I am happy to tell people who ask the theory.

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shazam26 In reply to BorikeTheBlackDragon [2009-04-12 15:06:20 +0000 UTC]

Well fire away! What do you have so far as a theory? :3

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