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Published: 2009-02-27 04:18:10 +0000 UTC; Views: 8876; Favourites: 166; Downloads: 40
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If you can't handle my extensive ADHD, don't even try to look at this- you might have a stroke or something.There, I warned you.
This came about from a hilarious conversation between myself and a few friends...
1. Amy wears a dress held up only by a loop of material around her neck- and having a backless dress, she doesn't wear a bra. Sista, you might want to think of taking some precautions to avoid events like these in combat.
2. WTH is with Sally Acorn not having clothes? Does she possess no true privates?
Someone should ask her about that mess man.All the other chicks in Sonic's world seem to have it, we were boggled. Which is why her random bit in this comic exists as well.
I hope you all get a giggle out of this! Pure off the wall goodness. Done entirely in my trusty dusty uni-ball pen.
PRIVATE MATTERS
Shadow: CHAOS SPEAR!
Sonic: >8{
Amy: Sonic, NOOOO-WAH! *leaps to take the brunt*
Sonic: *thinking* Dude, I just did my fur!
-SHOOM-
Sonic: AMY!!! <8o
Shadow: We-hell! *drools*
Tails: NO!! x{
Sonic: O.o...
Amy: *Down to underwear* OHHHH MYYYY GAAAAWWWWDDD!
Shadow: No-hot baaaaaad...<3
Tails: *dropping rings everywhere* Whyyyyhyyyyhyyyyy! X{{
Sonic: O_O
X_X 
Sally: K, so I don't see what the big deal... *looks at Amy, looks down at self* ...IS! <80
Amy: *carried by Sonic wrapped in blanket, humiliated* Liiiiike!
Sally: OH MY GOD I am the ONLY GIRL on MOBIUS without PRIVATES!!
Sonic:
Finis,
and Devs... dress appropriately. ;3
<3Mish
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It's all in Evolution. See, back when the Furies were still wild Animals an evolutionary trait arose along the time they were going up on two legs. That was the Males could hide their Genitalia. This Actually has Two Advantages. On was Mating dominance. As in most species, one Gender is usually dominant in who chooses the mates. This allowed the Males to only Mate with the Female he wants to mate with and made it impossible for a Female To choose a mate or, pray god, Force Mate. Nature is Sexist, there's no way around that. Second is Battle. Battle as a Four legger means most damage would be done to the face and Sides. But two leggers means that are is susceptible to damage and there for no mating or reproducing. A problem if you took Biology. To make sure Damage to The Genitalia, mainly the Testis, was to hide it in your own body. Monkeys are bent over and aren't exactly "big" (Damn you discovery Channel) and Humans have clothes but we are still exposed to the danger of a kick between the pants (Maybe to give the female a little choice in mating or Evolutionary screw up? idaknow)
Female, even in battle don't need to hide any thing that ain't sticking out in the open. And as Evolutionary Scientists know once an evolutionary trait is set up, you are stuck with it, know matter how useless it is.
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Sally might just be a sufferer of a Genetic Disorder, that allows her to hide or she's just furry, so getting her wet will reveal all, or she has no Genitalia and was in denial. I heard rumors about a genetic disorder that people are born with no Genitalia, but I haven't seen any proof yet,although there is disorders of Males born with Ovaries and/or produce to much Pheromone that causes all the symptoms of Female, like High voice, smooth skin, Vagina and no Penis, Breasts, but still have testes, and would have the ability to hide Genitals. Who knows, I have incomplete data and is tricky but I will refine, but now I will look up possible cause for just no Genitalia.
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rofl X33 so funny X333 hehheh X33 lmfao XD not bad X3333 lmfao X33 dude thats hullarious X3 ^_- great job keep up the good great awsome work X33
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HAHAHA Shadow has no decency. xD Fanks yeh!
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lmfao X33 ha ha X3 sure doesn't X3 *he sits n stares* X33 lmao X3 poor amy X33 lol and ur welcome ^_-
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HAHAHA He didn't even try to hide the fact. What a prude! XD
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rofl X33 yeah X33 8O I wonder how she really would act XD slap him or just like u did there X33
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hahahaha poor Amy, she just might have knocked that red and black head of his off with her piko piko hammer.
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rofl yeah XD ha ha XD wouldn't be smiling then huh? X33 or maybe... XD LOL heh heh thats funny X33
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shadows looks are sooo damm badass XD
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HAHAHA he IS a badass, they suit him well!
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Melody: SHADOW! STOP STARING YOU PERVERT!
Melody->
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HAHAHA don't you love it? 
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Dear lord.... This is hilarious!
Ha.... Sally kinda' broke the fourth wall there telling about the artist's' not drawing her with you know and covering it up.
Pure comedy gold. Shall we get jokes on other awesome SatAM characters?
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HAHAHA You just might see more, I had a good one in my head at work, I'm just trying to remember it! x3 Glad you liked it!
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Cool page X3
Great job as always! 
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His own drool- he's begun to froth at the mouth, the perv!
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My theory is that the characters have the option to wear clothes if they choose. Both male and female. When bunnie was young and not partially-robotisized there were brief moments where she didn't have clothes. Young Fiona apparently only wore a yellow bow in her hair. When Sally was younger she wore clothes. She looked like Jasmin from Aladdin. Sally just chooses to be naked because well....they are animals after all XD
But they can all procreate. So obviously they HAVE genitles. They just aren't drawn for the sake of well.....sanity.
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now if only people could bloody understand that.
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HAHAH I am fine with that, I don't want to see Sonic's junk while he's burnin' around at the speed of sound.
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Should point out that by your logic about Sally having no privates than almost NO males in the Sonic universe have them either. You notice none of the boys wear pants and few even wear clothes!
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HAHAHA Oh I know- it's so biased! The girls cover up and the dudes run around like a mass expo!
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Actually, I don't think anyone on Mobius has privates. I mean, why else would all the guys waltz around naked as jaybirds, when they should have dangly parts? Ha HA! Dangly parts.
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HAHAHAHAHA!!! Genitalia: Optional. ;3
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Right-a-roonie! Now here's some some sugary stuff! 
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OMG!! Do I really need that?
*shifty eyes*...
*DEVOURS!* 83
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Hahaha lol Tails is freaking out! Poor Amy
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Tails has seen more than he wants to see of his sister figure.
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Lol! You did a really good job on this comic
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Xd, very true, but you gotta remember, she's only 12 so she technically have much to worry about, Rouge would be more the one to put in this.
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Oh come now Zal, Rouge has been done to death
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I know, but she does have more of something to show, Amy's twelve, with a Mentality of an 8 year old, she does really have anything to worry about, lol.
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hahahaha bah, if I wanted something to show she'd be front on!
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"Front on" is quite right, XD (Note, BTW, Blah)
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This is a hilarious comic X3 Lol sally is a freak of nature |D Instant fav! ^w^
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Sally = fail. *runs from the SATAM faithfuls* ALRIGHT only sometimes! JEEZ!
This comic makes no sense LOL I do NOT care x3
Amy flash indeed!
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Sally sucks as a character and i dont care who knows it! |D
Welcome X3
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