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Shellquake — Couples And Arguments
Published: 2018-04-24 15:57:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 1393; Favourites: 21; Downloads: 0
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The couples of both Disney's Beauty and the Beast and Shrek have a n argument that all, and I mean ALL adults in "real life" have, man or woman, married or dating and so on and so forward.Beast: [roars] That hurts!
Belle: If you'd hold still, it wouldn't hurt as much!
Shrek: Well, if you hadn't made the towel so hot it wouldn't have hurt at all.
Fiona: But if he hadn’t frighten her in the first place, she wouldn't have ran away this wouldn't have happened.
[Shrek looks at Belle]
Shrek: Oh really? Well then she should learn to keep her own “premature” nose out of other people’s business.
Beast: He's right. You should not have entered the West Wing, or this wouldn't have happened.
Belle: Well, you should learn to control your temper. Both of you!
[Looking at Shrek]
Shrek: Yeah? Well, there's some fine print for ya. But then maybe *YOU* should learn not to be a couple of snobs.
Fiona: Oh, really?
Shrek: Yeah, really!
[Fiona and Belle fold their arms in anger]
Shrek and Belle
Fiona and the Beast
