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Nana Known as The Menace back in her day, as she will not hesitate to inform you, Nana was the first one to lose an eye in an argument with Windowbreaker, hence her reluctance to use traditional firearms. Instead she uses a slingshot armed with tasty strawberry candy to treat her allies and those nasty coffee candies to displeasure her enemies. She's also got cups of chamomile tea on her wrists to calm the nerves of her targets so she can smack them in the face more easily. Her ultimate involves giving one teammate a load of sugar and caffeine so they run around hitting things harder and faster- oh, patch notes, let's see... Okay, so it's just harder now, not faster. How is someone my age supposed to keep track of things in this age of information?!
Funk Engine A party blaster, to be sure. When the Bishklap corporation came to town offering a higher standard of living that wouldn't interfere with their lives, but then started to interfere with their lives, Funk Engine started a rebellion to drive them out by driving them crazy, and played his Sousaphone outside their strict Sousaphoning hours, to phenomenal success. His combat style involves playing his Sousaphone really well to heal teammates, or playing fast songs on his Sousaphone to get his teammates to move more quickly to the objective Sousaphone. He can also Sousaphone out a loud note to take an opponent aback, perchance even causing them to Sousaphone off a steep cliff to their death. His ultimate involves wrapping his friends in a thick, warm Sousaphone of protection to protect them from Sousaphone damage.
Murphy Schmangela Schmiegler was a pioneer of numerous medical magicks that allows the Oberdatch organization to play out like a consequence-free First Person Shooter video game, which is why it infuriates her that her teammates run ahead without her and then bitch that she's not healing them. Eventually, her empathy wore out, and she now views them as things to be kept alive to be kept quiet. Not even the specter of inevitable passing will stop her from healing; when a teammate accepts natural death, hoping for a peaceful death, her silhouette stands over them, and those infamous words echo, letting them know that there is no escape from this mortal hell: HEROES NEVER DIE.
Moera Moera O'DokiDoki was obsessed with two thing: DNA and Anime. She toiled and researched until one day, she discovered a way to combine the two; she presented her findings, but was met with controversy and a few questions concerning the details, which obviously meant they hated it, and if she were to continue with her work, she would have to turn to evil. Moira's weaponry involves throwing Ki blasts to heal her teammates and Hadoukens to damage enemies, Rasengan to heal/damage whoever's closest, and her ultimate is a Kamehameha to heal/damage.
OCDetra Bishklap Corporation's best employee, Satire Wantsany specializes in bringing forces of nature, e.g. light, under a much stricter format, allowing it to be manipulated to her liking, bringing her one step closer to having the world in perfect order. Unfortunately, people tend to have different opinions about how things should be organized, which means they have to die. To achieve this means, OCDetra uses a laser beam to fry people, a shield that flies in exactly one direction to protect herself, and hard light turrets to zap anyone who gets too close to her stuff. Her ultimate gives her the ability to make a shield generator, to protect her stuff from disorganization, and a teleporter that allows teammates to more quickly get into the fray (and away from her stuff; if you've touched her stuff recently, don't be surprised if you find the teleport exit pointed off a cliff).
ChillRoy They say the best things in life, some might say, can't be built with money, such as existential peace; others would say "balls to that, we're gonna build a better buddhist than your lifetime of dedication ever could!" Thus, Chillroy. He can throw condensed peace to heal allies, and weaponized rankledness to get his enemies' guard down. He can also hit you in the face, mouth, groin, and ass with his balls. His ultimate involves unloading his collected peace onto his allies so they can heal a whole lot.

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Description
Left to Right:
Nana Known as The Menace back in her day, as she will not hesitate to inform you, Nana was the first one to lose an eye in an argument with Windowbreaker, hence her reluctance to use traditional firearms. Instead she uses a slingshot armed with tasty strawberry candy to treat her allies and those nasty coffee candies to displeasure her enemies. She's also got cups of chamomile tea on her wrists to calm the nerves of her targets so she can smack them in the face more easily. Her ultimate involves giving one teammate a load of sugar and caffeine so they run around hitting things harder and faster- oh, patch notes, let's see... Okay, so it's just harder now, not faster. How is someone my age supposed to keep track of things in this age of information?!
Funk Engine A party blaster, to be sure. When the Bishklap corporation came to town offering a higher standard of living that wouldn't interfere with their lives, but then started to interfere with their lives, Funk Engine started a rebellion to drive them out by driving them crazy, and played his Sousaphone outside their strict Sousaphoning hours, to phenomenal success. His combat style involves playing his Sousaphone really well to heal teammates, or playing fast songs on his Sousaphone to get his teammates to move more quickly to the objective Sousaphone. He can also Sousaphone out a loud note to take an opponent aback, perchance even causing them to Sousaphone off a steep cliff to their death. His ultimate involves wrapping his friends in a thick, warm Sousaphone of protection to protect them from Sousaphone damage.
Murphy Schmangela Schmiegler was a pioneer of numerous medical magicks that allows the Oberdatch organization to play out like a consequence-free First Person Shooter video game, which is why it infuriates her that her teammates run ahead without her and then bitch that she's not healing them. Eventually, her empathy wore out, and she now views them as things to be kept alive to be kept quiet. Not even the specter of inevitable passing will stop her from healing; when a teammate accepts natural death, hoping for a peaceful death, her silhouette stands over them, and those infamous words echo, letting them know that there is no escape from this mortal hell: HEROES NEVER DIE.
Moera Moera O'DokiDoki was obsessed with two thing: DNA and Anime. She toiled and researched until one day, she discovered a way to combine the two; she presented her findings, but was met with controversy and a few questions concerning the details, which obviously meant they hated it, and if she were to continue with her work, she would have to turn to evil. Moira's weaponry involves throwing Ki blasts to heal her teammates and Hadoukens to damage enemies, Rasengan to heal/damage whoever's closest, and her ultimate is a Kamehameha to heal/damage.
OCDetra Bishklap Corporation's best employee, Satire Wantsany specializes in bringing forces of nature, e.g. light, under a much stricter format, allowing it to be manipulated to her liking, bringing her one step closer to having the world in perfect order. Unfortunately, people tend to have different opinions about how things should be organized, which means they have to die. To achieve this means, OCDetra uses a laser beam to fry people, a shield that flies in exactly one direction to protect herself, and hard light turrets to zap anyone who gets too close to her stuff. Her ultimate gives her the ability to make a shield generator, to protect her stuff from disorganization, and a teleporter that allows teammates to more quickly get into the fray (and away from her stuff; if you've touched her stuff recently, don't be surprised if you find the teleport exit pointed off a cliff).
ChillRoy They say the best things in life, some might say, can't be built with money, such as existential peace; others would say "balls to that, we're gonna build a better buddhist than your lifetime of dedication ever could!" Thus, Chillroy. He can throw condensed peace to heal allies, and weaponized rankledness to get his enemies' guard down. He can also hit you in the face, mouth, groin, and ass with his balls. His ultimate involves unloading his collected peace onto his allies so they can heal a whole lot.

Overwatch is the property of Blizzard.