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Description A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE LIKE "OMG MAL AND THE DEVIL GUY SHOULD TOTALLY HOOK UP" AND I WAS LIKE "SHIT YEAH THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL EPIC SPARKLY IDEA" SO I WROTE SOME AWESOME EPIC FANFIC FOR IT AND HERE YOU GO I HOPE YOU LIE IT R/R <333 ****

Hehe.
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Comments: 392

Jackie-the-druid [2010-05-03 12:22:42 +0000 UTC]

mal could totally take over hell, kinky sex slave not required

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Green-Ruby [2010-05-02 22:16:17 +0000 UTC]

Stephanie Meyer can learn from this.

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54viruses [2010-05-01 16:44:15 +0000 UTC]

This is beautiful, so beautiful I'm going to soak my eyes in antiseptic now. I cracked up but you also managed to make me nearly gag, how are you so awesome?

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NightsongWS In reply to ??? [2010-04-30 22:35:02 +0000 UTC]

Oh. My. God.

I think my eyes just fizzled and burned out. And I only just got about a third of the way through.

Didn't Mal BURN a book just like this?!

I'm not sure I can look at Head Trip the same way again.

Yes, I have to write everything on separate lines with dramatic pauses. This time, anyway.

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MadAlice23 [2010-04-26 00:54:12 +0000 UTC]

epic.

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Haupmann [2010-04-25 10:55:17 +0000 UTC]

...lol
so mocking its epic.

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BitchPantsMcCrabby [2010-04-25 05:38:50 +0000 UTC]

Oh. My. God.

Mills and Boon ain't got nothing on this.

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annel25 In reply to ??? [2010-04-20 22:32:59 +0000 UTC]

THAT WAS SO TOTALLY EPIC!!!!!!!!! i give you ten thumbs up!... or is it stars? ( Stokes imaginary beard on person next to me) hmmmmm, ( continues stroking ) maybe i will look into this. ( runs of to look into this )

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spazpaul [2010-04-18 03:02:47 +0000 UTC]

Kinda reminds me of Christopher Moore's writing.

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Tyleen [2010-04-17 23:34:23 +0000 UTC]

i needed that laugh thank you, this was halarious.

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IncubusRhapsodos [2010-04-13 04:56:40 +0000 UTC]

I LOL'D

So much sparkly kawaaaiii desu desu romances

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Ichigosluver [2010-04-13 01:59:01 +0000 UTC]

.......*laughs hysterically* Can u write another? *laughs harder*

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cantthinkofaname8888 [2010-04-12 22:13:58 +0000 UTC]

DevilGuy/Mal > Edward/Bella
Stephanie Meyer's got nothin' on you.

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Kannami [2010-04-11 17:29:27 +0000 UTC]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! most epic! *claps* bravo!

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CozICan [2010-04-11 09:00:54 +0000 UTC]

i wasn't sure if i could take this seriously...

lol very you xD it was like Twilight, but epicer.

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EnigmaOfTheRoses [2010-04-10 02:46:12 +0000 UTC]

This has changed my life. I once had these thoughts of how life was supposed to be lived, and the order of things... But, oh, you have shown me the light!

I now know the truth! I see all my wrong doings!

Oh, oh, oh... I can barely even to find the words to describe this magnificence, this wonder, the extraordinary piece of heaven!

Your words bring absolute euphoria to my heart!


...

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Cuffermix [2010-04-09 23:48:26 +0000 UTC]

HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER WRITTEN IN THE HISTORY OF THINGS WRITTEN IN SPARKLY GLITTER PINK HEART LOVE TWILIGHT CRAP

EPIC WIIIIINNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

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Lady-Fox [2010-04-09 22:07:31 +0000 UTC]

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CreatureSH In reply to ??? [2010-04-09 20:37:41 +0000 UTC]

I.. just can't bring myself to read it.

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astrotoadp5 [2010-04-09 11:30:44 +0000 UTC]

Everyone everywhere was like WOAH WHAT WAS THAT?!

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Aravelle [2010-04-09 07:56:58 +0000 UTC]

Dude. Epic. Need I say more?

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spawnofjaws [2010-04-08 23:18:27 +0000 UTC]

This...changed my life.

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mayflycrow [2010-04-08 23:00:05 +0000 UTC]

When I got to the crying like a little girl part, I managed to spill some mint tea on my screen .

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Akele [2010-04-08 20:47:18 +0000 UTC]

I have missed you so much Shinga.
I havent been around much. But man do you bring such joy to my life with your work haha.

Keep it up, your awesome.

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JadedNights [2010-04-08 18:25:02 +0000 UTC]

well....i would say this is unexpected, but its mal, so yeah

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DATG [2010-04-08 16:05:50 +0000 UTC]

Wow... so I was not the only one that wanted to see those two toghether!!!

I'm so happy to see them!!!!

More after the little "stupi people" kill they did!!!

I hope I can see more about those two...

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books-are-my-life [2010-04-08 12:54:18 +0000 UTC]

It... it's so beautiful *chokes up crying*

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BlazeDrgn In reply to ??? [2010-04-08 02:04:40 +0000 UTC]

that scared me at first! i thought i was reading Twilight... but then realized this was far too well written to have been written by Stephanie Meyer... far too much clever thought and insight.

ahh... too bad Twitlight wasn't an April Fools joke, ah well, this is a far better one anyway

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Faceless-Fantasy In reply to BlazeDrgn [2010-04-09 22:44:18 +0000 UTC]

I wish I could....like or fave your comment or something. That's exactly what I was thinking.

This is pure epic. That is all.

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GirlNamedEd In reply to ??? [2010-04-08 01:56:07 +0000 UTC]

"OMG! That was so good! Are you sure you aren't really Stephenie Meyer?"

In all honesty, thanks for that.. I truly appreciate your jovial contempt for all things stupid.

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Dv02 In reply to ??? [2010-04-07 10:25:59 +0000 UTC]

Thats going to be an odd situation when a Devil Guy calls the cops for Domestic Violence against Mal.

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DragonGem5 [2010-04-06 22:33:17 +0000 UTC]

Considering that Mal is willing to kill Satan, you have to wonder why he wants her soul...

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angieCreator [2010-04-06 20:53:51 +0000 UTC]

" i will bear your children!"
rofl!!

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Maehedrose [2010-04-06 15:51:09 +0000 UTC]

"At the last moment Mal totally killed him and took over hell" ... This has got to be my favorite part.

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Melissa-Mido [2010-04-06 01:03:05 +0000 UTC]

I'd prefer her to end up with a girl.

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Bootsign [2010-04-05 16:07:38 +0000 UTC]

MAN THAT'S HOT

Also, hilarious. Well done.

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Lilyliketheflower [2010-04-05 13:02:16 +0000 UTC]

That's funny shit right there! Haha couldn't stop laughing

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Venus-Majare [2010-04-05 12:30:39 +0000 UTC]

AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh god thats funny
its like a cross between this book called "kiss me deadly" and bloody twilight
hehehehehe
but some much more awesome...cause malory dosnt suck, she hard out rocks.... lol
i can see her taking over hell... it works..she'd be a way better devil then the devil

question, when she went to hell for that little will did she go in a hand basket??

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GiveMeTears [2010-04-05 05:42:05 +0000 UTC]

Shinga, do you ever just stop and bask in your own awesomeness?

You should do that more, you awesome person.

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CandyAxe In reply to ??? [2010-04-05 01:14:40 +0000 UTC]

OH SNAP, PUBLISH THAT NOW. (Who would be the flower maids/best man?!)

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Religion0 In reply to ??? [2010-04-04 20:29:44 +0000 UTC]

I was somewhere between puking and laughing my guts out.

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DancingDragon [2010-04-04 20:04:37 +0000 UTC]

Full of so much win, it almost hurts.

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ShadowDreamGarden In reply to ??? [2010-04-04 04:20:18 +0000 UTC]

wow, mal sure moves fast.

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FishOnDrugs In reply to ??? [2010-04-04 04:15:50 +0000 UTC]

O_o i think i died a little inside

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Charanty In reply to ??? [2010-04-04 00:28:21 +0000 UTC]

The best epic romance ever!
You need to be a writer of these sparkly stories! You will earn BILLIONS!

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InfiniteFruit [2010-04-03 23:42:57 +0000 UTC]

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Napoleana [2010-04-03 23:11:18 +0000 UTC]

So I'm sitting in an MTAC staff meeting, goofing off online while our Conchair talks about hotel rates, laughing my ass off at this, and I'm pretty sure everyone thinks I'm crazy.

Thanks so much for the epic hilarity! XD

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AngelofDeath21 [2010-04-03 21:15:08 +0000 UTC]

"exploded in sparkly glittery shit" best line EVER! ur awesome, chica!

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supashmo [2010-04-03 19:52:10 +0000 UTC]

You win forever.

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Wolf-Light [2010-04-03 18:48:07 +0000 UTC]

You know... Even now... This is still MUCH better than that... Tripe that people dare call a novel...

*Shivers*

I mean... Honestly... Even the name Twilight makes me cringe...

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