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ShinySpeedDemon — How did you manage that?

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Published: 2018-11-25 02:20:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 3341; Favourites: 21; Downloads: 19
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Description Ashleigh: "How the hell did you get up there?"
Samantha: "I told you not to question my climbing skills."
Me: "Get down from there before Nana sees you! I am NOT taking the heat for you again!"
Sam: "Bite me! I like it up here."
Me: "You know how protective she is with that vending machine!"
Sam: "I don't weigh enough to tip it."
Ash: "That thing's 3 times your height! How the hell did you even manage that?!"
Sam: "Very carefully."
Me: "Samantha! This is NOT a game! GET! THE F***! DOWN! NOW!"
Sam: "Come get me-oh, that's right, you left your arm charging because it died and you need two hands to get up here, better luck next time!"
Me: "Don't make me get Rylee or Lauren over here!"
Sam: "Rylee's scared of heights and Lauren's implant doesn't have the field of view to accurately make her way up here, so that's those two incapable of reaching me."
Mee: "You'll have to come down eventually."
Ash: "Just leave her, sis, she's not coming down."
Me: *grunts* "Fine, let's go. I don't want to be anywhere near here when Nana finds her up there."

Samantha was watching Ashleigh for a bit until Ash made the mistake of questioning her climbing abilities, at which point she decided she needed to prove a point. Basically, whenever Samantha says she can climb anything, she means ANYTHING, and good luck getting her down without admitting you were wrong, because it won't happen.
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Comments: 5

user25252000 [2018-11-26 06:47:53 +0000 UTC]

Hehehe lovely image, love the story, best laugh i've had in awhile.

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ShinySpeedDemon In reply to user25252000 [2018-11-26 07:18:40 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad you enjoyed it. These are the kinds of things that happen when I'm alone with nothing to do, the voices start talking 😂

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user25252000 In reply to ShinySpeedDemon [2018-11-26 09:05:23 +0000 UTC]

Hehe this is actually reminiscent of my lovely wife.  She has one arm and one leg and consistently accomplishing 10x more with 1/2 as many as anyone else i know.  Have lost track of the number of times it's been "how the hell did you do that ?" LOL.  She says if she had a left arm it would be in her way and it would indeed get in the way of the way she does things now. 

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343guiltyperson [2018-11-25 03:57:55 +0000 UTC]

i leave for THREE hours, and THIS is what i come home to :/

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ShinySpeedDemon In reply to 343guiltyperson [2018-11-25 05:16:32 +0000 UTC]

everyone else left, things happen when boredom strikes

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