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Meet Simon, Simon Nancy Finnick Primrose to be precise

This guy is a bit of a science geek, and a total and utter dork.

His parents definitely did not think that name through very well and it has led to such namecalling as
"Nancy Prancy no Pants", "Finicky Dinicky", "Prim and Proper Pansy", "Nanny McFinny" and even "Prim Rose up the Flagpole"

You'd think that such antics and things like having ones lunch stolen ends at school, but no, Simon probably won't ever outgrow being teased.

They even gave him a song:

I'm a little Nancy,

With no pants,

Here is my lunch

Don't beat me up

In his latest escapade, he has decided to fight the regular loss of his pants with holo pants. You can't steal what isn't really there.

One little issue that he hasn't been able to see though.

They. Just. Aren't. Quite. Lined up right....

Description

Meet Simon, Simon Nancy Finnick Primrose to be precise

This guy is a bit of a science geek, and a total and utter dork.

His parents definitely did not think that name through very well and it has led to such namecalling as
"Nancy Prancy no Pants", "Finicky Dinicky", "Prim and Proper Pansy", "Nanny McFinny" and even "Prim Rose up the Flagpole"

You'd think that such antics and things like having ones lunch stolen ends at school, but no, Simon probably won't ever outgrow being teased.

They even gave him a song:

I'm a little Nancy,

With no pants,

Here is my lunch

Don't beat me up

In his latest escapade, he has decided to fight the regular loss of his pants with holo pants. You can't steal what isn't really there.

One little issue that he hasn't been able to see though.

They. Just. Aren't. Quite. Lined up right....