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From this angle Angie is able to notice that Alfred's hair looks odd. It's so much thicker on the side than on top. "Oh no" she thinks "It's a comb over!!!" as she realizes that Alfred is actuallty bald on top. Is this male pattern baldness, or is Alfred really much older than he claims to be?
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Pulling on the top of his hair, Angie actually discovers that the comb over is a wig!!! OH NO!! In shock, Angie lets Alfred fall to the ground, realizing that he's not a man she wants to be with. 40 is okay, but 70....
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"You old fart!" Angie cries out.
"Wait, wait!" Alfred shouts, "I'm actually getting younger every day, just like my brother Benjamin."
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Angie see's the sudden turn of events could work out to her advantage. But, "What about when I'm old and gray? I don't want to have your change your diapers, I'll be needing that myself!"
Alfred lets out an embarresed laugh and then chokes. After taking a lengthy cough break, he replies "It'll be okay, I'll have so much money from being a scientific wonder that I can hire nurses for us both!"
Well...Angie know that this is true, but what if Alred is lieing and isn't really getting older? I mean, he really could just be 70. And Angie would rather kiss old men, have them die, and be rich than kiss babies, get found out and die in jail....she could say he was her grandson though..."Okay, lets do this," Angie finally replies, but you're paying for private school by yourself. And no kissing after 17. "There's just one more thing," says Benjamin, "the truth is..."
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...."the truth is that this deviation is all a dream!" Suddenly a rainbow appeared and ponies and fairies started dancing under it. Tim McGraw was singing to a crowd of penguins and Angies third grade teacher, Sister Mary Joesph Immaculata was wearing a Sears Sucker suit and doing a jig.
"Enough already!" screamed Angie "Stop the madness!"
"What are you talking about?" asked Alfred. "And give me another hit".
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"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds..."
All of a sudden Angie's reality faded away on the notes of her favorite Beatles tune. Angie leaped high into the air and landed on a sea of penguins, attempting to stage dive. "This place is AWESOME!!" "It gets even better," Alfred Screamed.
"How could this place be any better?"
Well Angie hadn't seen the best part yet. Tim McGraw tore off his shirt. Emblazened on his chest was...
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"Well Angie hadn't seen the best part yet. Tim McGraw tore off his shirt. Emblazened on his chest was..."
a huge heart with a piercing arrow and the name ALEXIS on a banner drapped across it.
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This was the best part? Tim McGraw was such a buzzkill. Who was this Alexis anyway? Who in Louisana's flat world named someone Alexis?? And, what was with all the names starting with the letter A??
Angie looked down at the penguin that was holding her up. "What's your name?" "Aneek" How bout you? "Adam" YOu? "Antonia, Anthony, Artemus" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Screamed Angie. Will I ever escape this A world?
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