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Penn & Teller the magic duo! After a long long show in Las Vegas, they wanted to make the world a better place and shock the audience. The had captured and crucified Steven Universe. Why crucified? Well both of these fellows are deeply religious. Everyone was looking for a another CRAZY FUNNY VIOLENT MAGIC TRICK but our guys weren't going to do that.

The act was silent, no music, no talking, even Teller had to shut the fuck up. People were whispering in the audience "They're gonna force a three of clubs and that's gonna be tattooed to Teller's exposed asshole, I've seen this trick in my dream". Some old lady replies "no no no, they are going to shoot a fake bullet at him and then the fake blood will form the symbol of three of clubs and he's going to act like he takes the three of clubs card inside of him after someone force picks it."

No matter what people tried to guess, they would guess wrong, because like earlier, this wouldn't be a magic act, not even a lecture of how miracles do happen. Everyone was silent, Steven was struggling to get out of the cross, you could see from his eyes that he was actually scared and wasn't sure what really happened. All he could see was the bright broadway lights, hear the low and wide chatter and smell the chloroform.

"HELP ME!! WHAT'S GOING ON?!" Steven started to yell, just leaving an echo to the state, his speech wasn't amplified with any microphones or anything like that. Penn stepped sideways with between the audience and Steve, right next to the camera 2 and so did Teller. They both had a serious expressions on their head flesh, also known as faces. Teller looked especially serious, he didn't want to act cute at all. Penn reached with is right hand to his left side of his jacket, revealing his tool of art and justice, his revolver. That revolver was Penn's favorite one and he loved shooting it at things, sometimes even unliving things like targets, cans or american voters (gran-gran-granma still has a voice). The show pair were silent as balls. Teller kept his sharp blue eyes on the camera, so did Penn while his trained fingers pulled out his revolver from his left to his right, first pointing it to the sealing and then slowly lowering it to aim Steve's cupola. Steven left out a pathetic cry "What the hell man?!". Both men, very quickly, simultaneously raised their middle fingers to the camera 2, while looking at it.

BANG!!! The bullet fly with a magnificent force from the gun straight at it's goal, Steven's head. The bullet pierced the skull twice and went through his frontal lobe. Blood and skull fractures fly everywhere and like a second phase the wound made a river of blood pumping and streaming by his body to the cross and the ground. Penn & Teller had executed Steven Universe. Some kid in the audience said "IS THIS YOUR CARD", his mother covered his mouth. People were confused, why would Penn & Teller do something like this. Crowd started to understand that this wasn't a show, act or a miracle, no, it was a murder on a stage. This wasn't anything that their show was about. They had done magic shows successfully from the 70's and now this?

Penn and Teller lowered their fingers, Penn holstered his gun and closed the jacket. They both walked behind the curtain, no words or eye contact with audience, just the bleeding corpse of Steven the Universe.

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Penn & Teller the magic duo! After a long long show in Las Vegas, they wanted to make the world a better place and shock the audience. The had captured and crucified Steven Universe. Why crucified? Well both of these fellows are deeply religious. Everyone was looking for a another CRAZY FUNNY VIOLENT MAGIC TRICK but our guys weren't going to do that.

The act was silent, no music, no talking, even Teller had to shut the fuck up. People were whispering in the audience "They're gonna force a three of clubs and that's gonna be tattooed to Teller's exposed asshole, I've seen this trick in my dream". Some old lady replies "no no no, they are going to shoot a fake bullet at him and then the fake blood will form the symbol of three of clubs and he's going to act like he takes the three of clubs card inside of him after someone force picks it."

No matter what people tried to guess, they would guess wrong, because like earlier, this wouldn't be a magic act, not even a lecture of how miracles do happen. Everyone was silent, Steven was struggling to get out of the cross, you could see from his eyes that he was actually scared and wasn't sure what really happened. All he could see was the bright broadway lights, hear the low and wide chatter and smell the chloroform.

"HELP ME!! WHAT'S GOING ON?!" Steven started to yell, just leaving an echo to the state, his speech wasn't amplified with any microphones or anything like that. Penn stepped sideways with between the audience and Steve, right next to the camera 2 and so did Teller. They both had a serious expressions on their head flesh, also known as faces. Teller looked especially serious, he didn't want to act cute at all. Penn reached with is right hand to his left side of his jacket, revealing his tool of art and justice, his revolver. That revolver was Penn's favorite one and he loved shooting it at things, sometimes even unliving things like targets, cans or american voters (gran-gran-granma still has a voice). The show pair were silent as balls. Teller kept his sharp blue eyes on the camera, so did Penn while his trained fingers pulled out his revolver from his left to his right, first pointing it to the sealing and then slowly lowering it to aim Steve's cupola. Steven left out a pathetic cry "What the hell man?!". Both men, very quickly, simultaneously raised their middle fingers to the camera 2, while looking at it.

BANG!!! The bullet fly with a magnificent force from the gun straight at it's goal, Steven's head. The bullet pierced the skull twice and went through his frontal lobe. Blood and skull fractures fly everywhere and like a second phase the wound made a river of blood pumping and streaming by his body to the cross and the ground. Penn & Teller had executed Steven Universe. Some kid in the audience said "IS THIS YOUR CARD", his mother covered his mouth. People were confused, why would Penn & Teller do something like this. Crowd started to understand that this wasn't a show, act or a miracle, no, it was a murder on a stage. This wasn't anything that their show was about. They had done magic shows successfully from the 70's and now this?

Penn and Teller lowered their fingers, Penn holstered his gun and closed the jacket. They both walked behind the curtain, no words or eye contact with audience, just the bleeding corpse of Steven the Universe.