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Published: 2015-12-18 10:43:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 1512; Favourites: 10; Downloads: 5
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CactusPubes wished me to do nature documentary about one of the most sexually promiscuous creature, wasp.Oh baby I've been on the field for a long time, studying and understanding the behavior or wasps. On my trip I've met 'the family of wasps' and I noticed that they play a big part of wasp's life. Come with me to a adventure, to seek the secrets of wasps, in the world of hidden mystery. It's time to fly! THIS IS THE WASP MOVIE!! *epic music*
The sun is burning my skin and the air is dry, all I can think about is subways with fresh vegetables and black label whiskey on rocks. My hairline is blurred with sweat, I already regret my exploration, I could take few steps back to my home and stay under a roof and wait for the winter, but no, I need to walk another 200 meters. I'm entering the forest, it casts a shadow on me, easing my hunger of modern comforts. I stop and listen, I hear buzzing and snorting!! What is this, am I doomed, I can only turn to gods, I hope they protect me... Where have I walked into...
Wasps, they enjoy attention, all they do is talk about themselves, saying the same things again and again, when you response to them their ears stop working and they start to take new selfies and cut you off by saying "anyway...". But one thing that keeps the wasp running is, in wasp terms, 'sniff sniff', a nostril suction. This might not make any sense right now, but let me explain: you see, it's an common misunderstanding that wasp have stings, oh you stupid, you must believe everything that is written in descriptions of anything! In the end of wasp is a cock... that was quick. Wasp don't produce honey like bees does. They manufacture cocaine,in their language cockaine, in their factory like hives. Every wasp takes their fair share of cocaine on their dicks. And the start to seek a member of the family of wasps. The person that wasp get to snorts the cocaine in to their nostril, creating the nostril suction, that crafts the right air flow, giving the wasp ecstasy level of enjoyment. I'm some cases the cock gets stuck in the nose. The family of wasp are hooked on 'cockaine' and are committed to get their daily fix, sometimes doing favors to the wasp.
There you go. Now you know. Sleep well.
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Comments: 5
CactusPubes [2015-12-19 11:47:49 +0000 UTC]
I am a fool. For you see I always thought wasps had stings and that any rainbow WUB WUB was because of the poisons coursing through my veins. Not the cockaine! Now I know, I can truly enjoy wasps.
I cannot thank you enough for drawing this. It is more sexy and informative than my feeble mind could imagine!
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Sikojensika In reply to CactusPubes [2015-12-20 11:43:50 +0000 UTC]
I explains why you are so fearfully happy with wasps!!
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CactusPubes In reply to Sikojensika [2015-12-20 17:19:56 +0000 UTC]
And I have you to thank!
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Sikojensika In reply to Peikkotaide [2015-12-18 14:47:40 +0000 UTC]
Trust me, there's much more to learn. Im happy that you have find the path of illumination!
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