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Sollux x Reader
"I got... Sollux!" You proclaimed. Yay? As Sollux hadn't really interacted with you before this, you didn't really know what to think of him. Maybe you had a crush on him, because your heart started beating a little faster every time he walked into a room, or maybe that was just because your back was always turned to him and he'd yell 'THUP!' right in your ear. Gogdamn troll.
You stood up and glanced at your partner. He was high-fiving Karkat and smirking in your direction. Uh-oh.
You stumbled into the closet and came up face to face with Captor. Or, rather, face to neck. Dammit, why was he so tall?!
"Um... You wanna get down so I can see your face?" you mumbled. He shifted slightly and grinned, though you couldn't see this.
"Or you could come up here." He lifted you up onto his hips, holding you by the butt. You squeaked in embarrassment as he squeezed your ass. "St-stop it!" You frowned and reached for his horns. "I've always wondered what these do. Does this hurt?"
He stuck his tongue out in bliss. "Not... Exactly... Thtop it!"
" Why? It doethn't hurt, right?" you mocked. By now you had wrapped your legs around him so you could hold yourself up.
Sollux poked your nose in annoyance. "Shut up. My voithe ith amazthing."
Your poking his own nose in retaliation escalated into a slap fight, but by the time Dave opened the door, you were in a rather awkward tangle with Sollux's hands in all the wrong places. Impressive, mademoiselle.