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What would Jesus do if he were alive today? This is my guess.Related content
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I myself think Jesus wouldn't give a shit what we do, but it's only my opinion.
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Jesus would repeat some things He said 2000 years ago - "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." "I am the Truth, the Life, and the Way. No one gets to the Father except by me." "You will hear of wars and rumors of war. Be not afraid for it is not yet the end." "No man knows the day and hour of My return." "Render unto Cesar(well Government) what is Cesear's(Government's) and render unto God what is God's."
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... the foxes have holes, and the birds of the airΒ haveΒ nests; but the Son of man hath not where to layΒ hisΒ head. Β (Matthew 8:20)
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if jesus were on earth today, believe me, he WOULD wear that shirt...Β
AT THE EXECUTION OF A TERRORIST.
because hey, that terrorist in there, he was a living organism's child, too.
so were all those men, women and children who died at war...
and the animals in your burger and meatloaf...
and the bacteria everywhere around you...
and the plants in your salad and the book you are reading...
and the aborted fetuses...
if you are pro-life, be willing to take it to the extreme, eating nothing but synthetic goop and living in the vacuum of space, where you can kill nothing, not even microbes!
if you can't do that, you ARE pro choice, as ALL people are and must be, and thus have no reason to scream and rant at women who abort their pregnancies, anymore than they should be mad at you for eating a BLT, reading a book on paper, and washing your hands after using the bathroom.
to quote saint paul the apostle (and Mary Poppins, if memory serves):
"Whatever you are to do, do it with your whole heart."
but then again, those words wereΒ writtenΒ with the ink of deadΒ animalsΒ andΒ writtenΒ on the skins of cows a/o the dried pulpΒ of dead grass.
-Adam
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"What would Jesus do it he were alive today?"
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Just to let you know (I'm not saying this to be mean) but Jesus is still alive.Β He is sitting at His Father's right hand.
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I do like this picture.Β Jesus is Pro-Life and He wants women to choose life.Β Plus He won't agree with what is going on in the world today.
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Alive, as in, BEFORE he was killed off crucified. In the eyes of science, he's anything but alive. In the eyes of science, he's been dead for 2,000 years.
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Pretty much.
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your comment is super creepy and really has nothing to do with jesus
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I'm pretty sure Jesus would be pro-choice.
It's a fetus in my body.
Not a fetus in your body.
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How does the last statement have anything to do with the opinion of another person?
What Jesus did throughout the New Testament mostly consisted of not only him preaching, but also trying to help preserve and protect life in every form that he could.
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Part of me likes this, partly because it's kinda of thumbing it's nose at both sides. But part of me doesn't like it, and I can't figure out why
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lol. Clever. Jesus certainly would not go by party lines or what's socially acceptable in any given group.
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I certainly agree with the idea that Jesus isn't necessarily going to conform to either party, or any party for that matter.
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Because Jesus would TOTALLY want to be American...
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the way I see it wars must be fought in orser to keep the peace if no one ever opposed hitler immagine the world we would be liveing in today
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Just like jesus to be half right and half wrong. (anti-war/pro-choice)
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He is all about life, Of course he would be anti war and pro choice.
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Could have sworn he said something about not coming to bring peace, but a sword.
Maybe he wanted us to abort babies with swords.
Hey, that's just my interpretation. Who are you to say your interpretation is correct and mine isn't?!
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You got a point there, It can be token many different ways.
Like some Christians tolerate homosexuality, Others take It burn them at the stake. Some think Jesus had to die, Others want to kill the jewish people now.
Some people like loving caring god, and some like blow shit up and make your ass grass god.
Everybody gets a choice.
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Well I thought it was poorly written and the midget characters were offensive to midgets.
...Oh, sorry. I interpreted your comment to be asking my opinion of the wizard of oz.
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I don't recall talking about midgets or a witch, But I did say something about burning at the stake.
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Yeah, I figured that would go right over your head.
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Really now? So the fact you are poking fun calling The bible a poor work of fiction and mocking the fact people interpret It in different ways is not what you where saying?
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I guess you wish for me to go away now.
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Lovely job...and honsetly I really like how you showed him supporting those causes because it all boils down to God's amazing love, understanding and patience to us and how He values life above all else, as should we.
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It's sad how in America, taxes pay for abortions yet they fail to pay lots of $ to fireman and police and people who actually save lives and stuff? I think if Jesus was in this situation he would say, "forgive them, for they know not what they do". Geez, he must have A LOT of patience to deal w/ humanity. Go JESUS!!
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I don't understand the No Blood for Oil bit.
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It has to do with the middle east wars. Killing people to get their oil.
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Okay. Thank you for replying.
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he would have to make it to the tv or be a youtube celebrity so just that people would listen to him
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Great picture, man. And good message.
I myself am Pro-Life, but I'm put off by some in the pro-life movement, especially those who oppose abortion yet support war, especially the Iraq War (a big mistake). They have a problem with the "children" dying over here, yet they have no problem with children dying over there. -_-!
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I agree entirely, hardline liberals and conservatives alike would have to do a lot of soul serching if they ever actually thought about what He would (or does for those of us that believe He's alive) think. "It's hareder for a rich man to enter heaven than a camel to go through the eye of a needle" you say? "Turn the other cheek", really? "Theres no way to the father except through me?", umm...
Yeah, Christians on both sides of the line need to take a good long hard look at themselves.
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Interesting how Jesus supports two movements that seem to belong to conflicting parties. Props to him! And to you for the idea!
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Seriously Jesus is so right If there was a protest about the war in my neighborhood I would so be there
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