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Published: 2007-09-13 23:00:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 6979; Favourites: 94; Downloads: 125
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Remember kids, a paradox can really bugger up your mind. Don't do it.

If no one knows already the theory is that if you go back in time and kill your own grandfather then you won't exist, however if you do kill him then you wouldn't have existed to kill him in the first place, thus it would become a paradox.

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roguetitan666 [2015-01-01 23:19:52 +0000 UTC]

This paradox would be nullified if you did something really disgusting... All you need to do to know what it is is watch Futurama Season 3 Episode 19.

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jessid13 [2012-11-19 04:06:57 +0000 UTC]

If you go back in time and kill your grandfather, you would cease to exist. But then, if you didn't exist, how could you have gone back in time and killed your grandfather? So, if you didn't go back and kill him, you would still exist. Uhh... uhm... Then you probably would go back and kill him again... T_T

Paradoxes, don't think about 'em!

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finisher1 [2012-08-16 01:16:56 +0000 UTC]

Paradox!!!

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Mr-hate [2011-07-01 06:40:25 +0000 UTC]

I actually suspect that if you were travel back in time and killed your grandfather that you may still exist. It is just that should you return to the future it would be different like another universe. Not parallel, just different from the one you came from.

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SpiderTrekfan616 In reply to Mr-hate [2013-05-01 01:32:27 +0000 UTC]

Either that or you could still exist but no one knows who you are.

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ZeigElric009 [2010-08-01 18:04:27 +0000 UTC]

XD This has made me laugh so hard! This is awesome!

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GerudoValley [2010-07-26 20:19:09 +0000 UTC]

Good thing no one's going back in time to destroy my favorite video game console. Then they won't have a reason anymore with fucking with the past! And thus, the Wii and PS3 will LIVE ON!

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Demonic-kirby229 [2009-09-22 13:16:55 +0000 UTC]

but, even if you do go back in time and kill your grandfather, you could still theoretically exist... But I'd rather not say why XD

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silverbolt2012 In reply to Demonic-kirby229 [2009-09-22 19:32:59 +0000 UTC]

yeah, let's not go the route of Futurama.

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Demonic-kirby229 In reply to silverbolt2012 [2009-09-22 23:10:11 +0000 UTC]

XD thats where I would've gone XD

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Quoxtaxs [2009-08-17 09:34:20 +0000 UTC]

Very clever, love it.

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Luckypow [2009-01-07 14:30:36 +0000 UTC]

me brain hurts...

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kerfoidersnoyder [2008-10-23 01:00:12 +0000 UTC]

THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE!!!

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Aquarius21294 [2008-08-08 02:56:26 +0000 UTC]

This is funny and wrong and the same time.

Excellent.

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Ishdia [2008-03-02 12:18:58 +0000 UTC]

I knew I was doing something wrong. D:
xD And I just find that so amusing. x3

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BlueMario [2008-03-02 07:22:44 +0000 UTC]

I, personally believe there would be some omnipotent force (let's call it fate, for that's isn't mean to any religion) would prevent you from doing anything that would cause a paradox

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GraveUnicorn [2007-11-21 06:51:16 +0000 UTC]

haha your awsome.

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Expression [2007-09-25 10:03:19 +0000 UTC]

A little sick.... but I still laughed out loud at the end!

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silverbolt2012 In reply to Expression [2007-09-25 17:43:23 +0000 UTC]

I'm fine with gorey jokes and yet i can't tolerate fart gags. I'm odd like that.

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Expression In reply to silverbolt2012 [2007-09-27 14:31:56 +0000 UTC]

Actually, I'm the same, fart jokes are neither big, clever and, especially nowadays, not very original either but something darkly humourous involving a bizarre death or injury really gets me going!

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harkadulis [2007-09-19 19:06:29 +0000 UTC]

brilliant

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silverbolt2012 In reply to harkadulis [2007-09-19 19:37:24 +0000 UTC]

Glad you liked it hun! ^_^

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ribbledude [2007-09-18 23:12:54 +0000 UTC]

woooooooooow (laughs uncontrollably)

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Sponson [2007-09-16 19:07:41 +0000 UTC]

How is this favorited only 10 times?

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silverbolt2012 In reply to Sponson [2007-09-16 20:51:47 +0000 UTC]

answer: Lack. Of. Boobs.

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Sponson In reply to silverbolt2012 [2007-09-18 03:59:13 +0000 UTC]

though, unfortunatly, it is teh prawn that gets the most views.

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Sponson In reply to silverbolt2012 [2007-09-18 03:58:44 +0000 UTC]

thats horribly lame

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Pendragon9 [2007-09-14 20:05:42 +0000 UTC]

0_0

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KingMonster [2007-09-14 19:33:56 +0000 UTC]

Wow...grampa was a real bleeder huh? XD

Nice.

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silverbolt2012 In reply to KingMonster [2007-09-14 19:38:33 +0000 UTC]

hm? Oh that's not blood, that's just rasberry jam which I used to suffocate him.

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KingMonster In reply to silverbolt2012 [2007-09-15 17:28:10 +0000 UTC]

Oh, ok.

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cyberamon [2007-09-14 11:15:23 +0000 UTC]

evil!

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silverbolt2012 In reply to cyberamon [2007-09-14 14:14:57 +0000 UTC]

No grandfathers were harmed in the making of this cartoon, or maybe there were, they do fall down easily and it IS a big wide world.

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Trakker [2007-09-14 10:22:34 +0000 UTC]

haha lol

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ArcHammer2 [2007-09-14 03:52:24 +0000 UTC]

Tom, Tom, Tom... This is just wrong...

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silverbolt2012 In reply to ArcHammer2 [2007-09-14 14:15:46 +0000 UTC]

I know, I disturb even myself sometimes...

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Barkis1 [2007-09-14 00:50:48 +0000 UTC]

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supernautacus [2007-09-14 00:20:16 +0000 UTC]

Ahhh, but then music, is a functioning paradox

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silverbolt2012 In reply to supernautacus [2007-09-14 14:16:10 +0000 UTC]

touche.

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opailopai [2007-09-13 23:33:43 +0000 UTC]

Heh, that was actually really good man. You thought of starting a stand alone URL for these?

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silverbolt2012 In reply to opailopai [2007-09-13 23:48:15 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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Jezebel1669 [2007-09-13 23:30:39 +0000 UTC]

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silverbolt2012 In reply to Jezebel1669 [2007-09-14 14:16:26 +0000 UTC]

glad you got a giggle from it.

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Hungry-Hobo [2007-09-13 23:02:43 +0000 UTC]

Ha! Take that Laws of the Universe!

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silverbolt2012 In reply to Hungry-Hobo [2007-09-14 14:16:54 +0000 UTC]

Yeah! Thinking they're too good for us!

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