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Published: 2015-08-12 19:32:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 1411; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 0
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~Begin E-mail~
To: aarlert@sinaandassociates.com
From: __________@sinaandassociates.com
Subject: Hey
Yo! Armin! What up, slut? Just kidding. Sorry I went MIA yesterday. I got caught up in running errands and didn't get a chance to respond to your text. How was the rest of your weekend?
To: __________@sinaandassociates.com
From: aarlert@sinaandassociates.com
Subject: Re: Hey
Who you callin' a slut?
Anyway, we're at work so keep your language to a minimum. The last thing we need is Levi the Office Nazi to tag our e-mail accounts for monitoring. That wouldn't end well...for either of us.
My weekend wasn't too bad. I had some friends over for dinner on Saturday and on Sunday I did a bunch of nothing and read most of the day. It was great.
To: aarlert@sinaandassociates.com
From: __________@sinaandassociates.com
Subject: Levi can kiss my...
(insert choice part of my anatomy here) <--- you thought I was gonna "spell it out", didn't you?
Sounds reenergizing. Are things up and running on your side of Cubicle City?
To: __________@sinaandassociates.com
From: aarlert@sinaandassociates.com
Subject: Making this a generic subject line so we won't get in trouble
Yeah. We've been working on budgets all morning.
To: aarlert@sinaandassociates.com
From: __________@sinaandassociates.com
Subject: Lame and paranoid
is what you are.
I hear you. My boss is out this week but it’s proving to be stressful cuz people are asking for stuff and I might have to make decisions without consulting her. She’s not checking her e-mail or anything and I’m a little intimidated.
To: __________@sinaandassociates.com
From: aarlert@sinaandassociates.com
Subject: Re: Lame and paranoid
is what's gonna save your (insert choice part of your anatomy here).
It does sound stressful. Nothing can be pushed until next week when she gets back?
To: aarlert@sinaandassociates.com
From: __________@sinaandassociates.com
Subject: Re: re: Lame and paranoid
Clever... And no, a lot of it is time sensitive.
To: __________@sinaandassociates.com
From aarlert@sinaandassociates.com
Subject: Re: re: re: Lame and paranoid
And she didn’t mention any of this before she left?
To: aarlert@sinaandassociates.com
From: __________@sinaandassociates.com
Subject: Re: re: re: re: Lame and paranoid
You know Hanji.
To: __________@sinaandassociates.com
From: aarlert@sinaandassociates.com
Subject: Re: re: re: re: re: Lame and paranoid
Unfortunately yes, and I can't say I envy your situation.
To: aarlert@sinaandassociates.com
From: _________@sinaandassocates.com
Subject: Re: re: re: re: re: re: Lame and paranoid
Your empathy is simply oozing out of my monitor...
PS-I made a decision without any backstory on it. Maria help me if this blows up in my face.
To: __________@sinaandassociates.com
From:aarlert@sinaandassociates.com
Subject: Kaboom!
Come on __________! You’re in charge now so run with it!
To: aarlert@sinaandassociates.com
From: __________@sinaandassociates.com
Subject: Re: Kaboom!
Haha. With my luck it will all go to my head and you’ll see me as the next salacious case study: Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely.
To: __________@sinaandassociates.com
From: aarlert@sinaandassociates.com
Subject: Re: re: Kaboom!
I can see it happening now. You'll be in textbooks everywhere.
To: aarlert@sinaandassociates.com
From: __________@sinaandassociates.com
Subject: My 15 minutes
It just might be worth it to go down in infamy.
To: __________@sinaandassociates.com
From: aarlert@sinaandassociates.com
Subject: Re: My 15 minutes
It’s every little girl’s dream, isn’t it?
To: aarlert@sinaandassociates.com
From: __________@sinaandassociates.com
Subject: Re: re: My 15 minutes
That and owning a unicorn.
To: __________@sinaandassociates.com
From: aarlert@sinaandassociates.com
Subject: Re: re: re: My 15 minutes
Another confession from your diary?
To: aarlert@sinaandassociates.com
From: _________@sinaandassociates.com
Subject Re: re: re: re: My 15 minutes
Journal, Armin. It’s called a journal.
To: __________@sinaandassociates.com
From: aarlert@sinaandassociates.com
Subject: Re: re: re: re: re: My 15 minutes
Pardon me.
To: aarlert@sinaandassociates.com
From: __________@sinaandassociates.com
Subject: Re: re: re: re: re: re: My 15 minutes
Hahahaha.
To: __________@sinaandassociates.com
From: aarlert@sinaandassociates.com
Subject: Short week
I’m so glad it’s a short week. Every work week should be four days long. No, scratch that. Three days. Every work week should only be three days long.
To: aarlert@sinaandassociates.com
From: __________@sinaandassociates.com
Subject: Re: Short week
I agree. I’ve become such a slacker lately so the fewer days I have to work, the less it looks like I'm not working. (If that makes any sense).
To: __________@sinaandassociates.com
From: aarlert@sinaandassociates.com
Subject: Re: re: Short week
It does and your loss of motivation is because everyone around us is going on vacation while we slave away here with no vacation in sight. I want to be free from these shackles!
To: aarlert@sinaandassociates.com
From: __________@sinaandassociates.com
Subject: Re: re: re: Short week
Amen! Twelve months a slave and for what?
To: __________@sinaandassociates.com
From: aarlert@sinaandassociates.com
Subject: Re: re: re: re: Short week
For nothing! Preach girl, preach!
To: aarlert@sinaandassociates.com
From: __________@sinaandassociates.com
Subject: Re: re: re: re: re: Short week
You’re too funny.
To: __________@sinaandassociates.com
From: aarlert@sinaandassociates.com
Subject: Good
If I can make you laugh, then I’m doing something right.
To: aarlert@sinaandassociates.com
From: __________@sinaandassociates.com
Subject: Re: Good
That you are my dear and I hope I return the favor.
To: __________@sinaandassociates.com
From: aarlert@sinaandassociates.com
Subject: Re: re: Good
Meh.
To: aarlert@sinaandassociates.com
From: __________@sinaandassociates.com
Subject: Re: re: re: Good
Gee, thanks Armin.
To: __________@sinaandassociates.com
From: aarlert@sinaandassociates.com
Subject: Re: re: re: re: Good
You’re welcome. But, to let you in on a little secret, it would count more if you returned the favor in person more regularly.
To: aarlert@sinaandassociates.com
From: __________@sinaandassociates.com
Subject: Re: re: re: re: re: Good
I’ll keep that in mind this weekend. Speaking of which, are you free Saturday?
To: __________@sinaandassociates.com
From: aarlert@sinaandassociates.com
Subject: Re: re: re: re: re: re: Good
For you? Always.
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Comments: 6
So glad you enjoyed it! Armin is such a cute little cinnamon roll. One can never get enough!
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I'm glad you enjoyed it and thanks for the fav!
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Holy crap! How adorable is this?!
So humorous! I never knew I wanted to flirt with Armin so much.
This part made me laugh the hardest:
Subject: Re: Lame and paranoid
is what's gonna save your (insert choice part of your anatomy here).
What a cutie.
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Isn't he just? Especially when he's being all prim and proper about the office rules
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