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Published: 2016-01-03 07:07:58 +0000 UTC; Views: 3202; Favourites: 38; Downloads: 8
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Since robots aren't supposed to touch remote controls, it falls on the owner (In this case, the father) to discipline his robot child by temporarily deactivating her AI.Related content
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SilverKazeNinja In reply to ??? [2016-01-09 20:28:37 +0000 UTC]
Don't be so hard on yourself. Granted, it wasn't the best of first impressions, but she's not THAT unforgiving...
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SilverKazeNinja In reply to ODSThero [2016-01-10 05:31:05 +0000 UTC]
Hey, I have a safety net in case she does try to go postal.
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ODSThero In reply to SilverKazeNinja [2016-01-10 05:37:09 +0000 UTC]
Mia: I'd feel better if my body could move on it's own and I could run if need be.
Well, that may be awhile before you can. (Struggles with Mia's back panel) I can't seem to open this thing.
Mia: Did you press the manual release?
There's a manual release for this thing?!?
Mia: (pauses, then says in despair) I'm scraped.
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SilverKazeNinja In reply to ODSThero [2016-01-10 06:15:17 +0000 UTC]
..... *facepalm* Well, if you need any other tools, let me know. *to Victoria* Honey, could you check on your mother to see if she's calmed down?
Victoria: *nods, then heads to her mother's room*
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ODSThero In reply to SilverKazeNinja [2016-01-10 06:20:47 +0000 UTC]
Mia: (from the tabletop Victoria put the phone on) Victoria! Do you think you can explain to her why I acted the way I did?
(I finally get Mia's back panel open) Alright, let's see here... What the-? (To you) Hey, check this out.
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SilverKazeNinja In reply to ODSThero [2016-01-10 08:17:00 +0000 UTC]
...Hm? *looks over your shoulder*
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ODSThero In reply to SilverKazeNinja [2016-01-10 17:00:03 +0000 UTC]
(Points at an iPhone plugged directly into Mia's systems and held in place by duct tape) I'm going to guess that this isn't a professional hardware upgrade.
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SilverKazeNinja In reply to ODSThero [2016-01-10 18:36:16 +0000 UTC]
....THAT'S the "upgrade"?! What kinda kook did she go to to get THAT? =_=U
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ODSThero In reply to SilverKazeNinja [2016-01-10 18:56:56 +0000 UTC]
Mia: (angrily) The "kook" I got it from was Sam, from my company's IT dept, who is also a good friend of mine!
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SilverKazeNinja In reply to ODSThero [2016-01-10 19:22:24 +0000 UTC]
Well, last I checked, duct taping an iPhone to a CPU isn't part of IT training....
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ODSThero In reply to SilverKazeNinja [2016-01-10 19:29:46 +0000 UTC]
Mia: What are you talking about? It's a prototype human emulator. Sam told me as much, and I seriously doubt she would lie to me.
(I pick up the phone) Well, maybe I can show you how wrong you are. (Holds the phone so the built-in camera can see the "upgrade")
Mia: (shocked) What...?
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SilverKazeNinja In reply to ODSThero [2016-01-10 19:40:12 +0000 UTC]
Either Sam's prototype didn't work like it was supposed to, or you got scammed...
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ODSThero In reply to SilverKazeNinja [2016-01-10 19:52:31 +0000 UTC]
Or, she was trying to remotely reprogram you. I read hackers use smart phones connected directly to a fembot's system because it's harder to detect.
Mia: (still having trouble processing the facts) Why would she do that to me? She's my friend, she helped me get my job at the paper. It doesn't make any sense!
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SilverKazeNinja In reply to ODSThero [2016-01-10 19:58:05 +0000 UTC]
Well, until we do get to make sense of it all, I suggest you stay away from her. *to you* ...Think we should report to the police? Last I checked, hacking a robot like that is a pretty serious offense.
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ODSThero In reply to SilverKazeNinja [2016-01-10 20:06:11 +0000 UTC]
Mia: NO!! You can't! An accusations like that will ruin her. She'll lose her job!
I don't think we could even if we wanted to. The phone is fried, so there's no way to get any evidence off it. In the end, it'll come down to our word against her's. Good luck making any charges stick.
Mia: Please, let me call her. Let me talk to her. You'll see this is all just a big misunderstanding.
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SilverKazeNinja In reply to ODSThero [2016-01-10 20:12:26 +0000 UTC]
Well, we do have Victoria as our witness. Personally, I believe if Sam really cared about keeping her job, she wouldn't have done this in the first place....
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ODSThero In reply to SilverKazeNinja [2016-01-10 20:23:54 +0000 UTC]
Mia: (sarcastically) Great idea. Victoria has seen her mother get molested by me, now you want her to testify in court. (Serious now) Do you have any idea what will happen to her?! The defense lawyer will say that she was programmed to lie under oath. Best case scenario: She gets laughed out of court. Worst case scenario: She's shut down for months or even years while they try to figure out if she can be trusted. Believe me, I've seen it happen before. 587 times before to be exact.
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SilverKazeNinja In reply to ODSThero [2016-01-10 20:32:56 +0000 UTC]
That's why there's video footage in her CPU. She also saw you talking while your body was falling apart, so we use what you are saying from that point on to confirm that you're not the one at fault. Don't worry. In planned ahead in case something like this happened t my family.
Victoria: *returns* ...Mom's calmed down. She's still kind of upset, but she forgives her.
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ODSThero In reply to SilverKazeNinja [2016-01-10 20:46:15 +0000 UTC]
Mia: Thank you, Victoria.
How about we ask Sam why she did it? She's standing right outside. (Points to a girl standing at the window holding a sign which reads "Please let me in.")
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SilverKazeNinja In reply to ODSThero [2016-01-11 05:53:57 +0000 UTC]
....How'd we not notice her....? *answers the door* ... You Sam? YOU.... have some explaining to do.
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ODSThero In reply to SilverKazeNinja [2016-01-11 22:10:24 +0000 UTC]
Sam: Yes, my name is Samantha Young. *enters the house* And I will only answer Mia's questions.
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SilverKazeNinja In reply to ODSThero [2016-01-11 22:24:07 +0000 UTC]
....Fine... Miss Mia, if you could explain the situation.
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ODSThero In reply to SilverKazeNinja [2016-01-11 22:30:13 +0000 UTC]
Hold on, she's reactivating. *Mia's head is back in place, the iPhone unplugged and removed, and booting up. After Reactivation, she turns to face Sam*
Mia: Sam, these two *points to us* say you tried to hack my systems. Tell them it's not true.
Sam: *moves forward, grabs her breasts, and kisses Mia on the lips*
Mia: O////O!!!!
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SilverKazeNinja In reply to ODSThero [2016-01-11 23:03:29 +0000 UTC]
....That's, uh......... not really an answer... o__oU
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ODSThero In reply to SilverKazeNinja [2016-01-11 23:31:20 +0000 UTC]
Mia: *Pushes away* Sam! What's wrong with you?!
Sam: *moves toward Mia again* You have such a SEXY body! *Grabs Mia, spins her around, slips her hands under Mia's tanktop, and grabs Mia's breasts again* Oh! No bra! Reprogramming you is SUCH a good idea!
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SilverKazeNinja In reply to ODSThero [2016-01-12 00:04:07 +0000 UTC]
*facepalm*....... I don't know what to say, at this point.
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ODSThero In reply to SilverKazeNinja [2016-01-12 00:26:04 +0000 UTC]
Mia: *struggles to get free of Sam's grip* You did hack me?!
Sam: Of course I did. How else can I make you my lover?
Mia: *gets free and starts trying to stay away from Sam* Sam, what you did is illegal. You'll go to prison. And besides that, I'm straight!
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SilverKazeNinja In reply to ODSThero [2016-01-12 00:50:46 +0000 UTC]
And on top of that, you made her molest my wife!
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ODSThero In reply to SilverKazeNinja [2016-01-12 01:30:42 +0000 UTC]
Sam: *tackles Mia, knocking over a chair* Oh, don't worry. I intend to get back at her for that! Mia was supposed to molest ME, not that robo-bimbo!
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SilverKazeNinja In reply to ODSThero [2016-01-12 02:36:26 +0000 UTC]
*attempts to pry her off* HEY! She has as much right to give consent as any organic human! What you're doing qualifies as manipulation and rape! *to you* ...Little help here?
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ODSThero In reply to SilverKazeNinja [2016-01-12 02:49:43 +0000 UTC]
Mia: Get her off me!
Hang on Mia, we'll stop her! *I grab Sam as well, and between the two of us, we manage to pull her of Mia*
Sam: Oh, I see. You boys wanna play rough, eh? *spins around, grabs us by our shirt collars, and lifts us off the ground* Well, three can play that game! *Throws us through the door to Veronica's room*
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SilverKazeNinja In reply to ODSThero [2016-01-12 03:12:55 +0000 UTC]
Ugh.... Okay... No more mister nice guy.... Honey, call the cops.
Veronica: ...R-right.... *reaches for the phone in a panic as I get back up and rush back in*
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ODSThero In reply to SilverKazeNinja [2016-01-12 03:27:16 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, *I draw a gun* no more mister nice guy. Keep calling the cops, Veronica. I'm a cop. *Gets up and rushes back in* Sam! *points the gun at Sam* Police! Stop, or I'll shoot!
Sam: I'm not scared of you. *charges me, forcing me to fire, sparks flying as the bullets hit Sam's torso, until she grabs me and slams me into the wall*
A little- AH! Help- AH! Here!
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SilverKazeNinja In reply to ODSThero [2016-01-12 03:41:36 +0000 UTC]
*wraps arms around her in a half-Nelson, trying to maintain a good foothold for balance*
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ODSThero In reply to SilverKazeNinja [2016-01-12 03:46:36 +0000 UTC]
Sam: Ah, you think you can beat me. That's cute. *throws you back into Veronica's room*
*shoots her in the face at point blank, revealing titanium beneath the skin*
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SilverKazeNinja In reply to ODSThero [2016-01-12 03:57:32 +0000 UTC]
ACK! *lands flat on his back, quickly getting back up* ....Alright, that's it. *rushes to the kitchen, quickly gabs a magnet from the refrigerator, returns and throws it at Sam's head*
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ODSThero In reply to SilverKazeNinja [2016-01-12 04:07:35 +0000 UTC]
*the magnet bounces off her head, while I slap a "Bot stopper" to her chest, locking up her systems*
Sam: What's going on!? Why can't I move?
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SilverKazeNinja In reply to ODSThero [2016-01-12 05:22:31 +0000 UTC]
...Well, damn. I thought the magnet would've at least latched onto her.... *to Mia* ....You alright?
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ODSThero In reply to SilverKazeNinja [2016-01-12 05:26:11 +0000 UTC]
Mia: *from behind a closet door* I think so... Victoria, are you okay?
*still held against the wall by Sam* I notice no one's asking how I'M doing.
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SilverKazeNinja In reply to ODSThero [2016-01-12 06:09:22 +0000 UTC]
...Well, she can't move. It's not like your life's really in danger anymore. *tries to pull Sam's arm back* ...Victoria, sweetie, could you get Miss Mia out of there?
Victoria: ...But how do you know she'll... come out of the closet?
.....honey, this is NOT the time for jokes... =_=U
Victoria: ...Sheesh, excuse me for trying to lighten the mood.... *opens the closet*
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ODSThero In reply to SilverKazeNinja [2016-01-12 22:17:56 +0000 UTC]
Mia: EEP! *Desperately covers herself with the torn remains of her tank top on the floor at her feet*
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SilverKazeNinja In reply to ODSThero [2016-01-12 22:21:07 +0000 UTC]
.... Uhm, Veronica, would it be alright if she borrowed one of your shirts?
Veronica: Sure. The cops should be here any minute now.
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ODSThero In reply to SilverKazeNinja [2016-01-12 22:26:23 +0000 UTC]
Mia: No need, Veronica. I have a bag of extra clothes on my motorcycle. If someone could get it for me, preferably before the cops arrive, I'd be extremely thankful.
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SilverKazeNinja In reply to ODSThero [2016-01-13 02:01:28 +0000 UTC]
I'll get it. *heads outside*
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ODSThero In reply to SilverKazeNinja [2016-01-13 02:11:33 +0000 UTC]
Mia: *Still covering herself* Thank you. *Remembers your daughter's joke* Victoria, your joke was good, your timing just needs a bit of work.
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SilverKazeNinja In reply to ODSThero [2016-01-13 03:57:22 +0000 UTC]
Victoria: ...Sorry. ^///^u
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ODSThero In reply to SilverKazeNinja [2016-01-13 04:28:20 +0000 UTC]
Mia: It's okay. I thought it was funny, in an ironic way.
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SilverKazeNinja In reply to ODSThero [2016-01-13 05:03:30 +0000 UTC]
*returns with the bag* Is this it?
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ODSThero In reply to SilverKazeNinja [2016-01-13 05:09:54 +0000 UTC]
Mia: Yes, that's it. *takes the bag one-handed and looks around* Is there a room I can change in?
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