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SilverKazeNinja — VeronicaBot and Me - Disciplinary Action
Published: 2016-01-03 07:07:58 +0000 UTC; Views: 3202; Favourites: 38; Downloads: 8
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Since robots aren't supposed to touch remote controls, it falls on the owner (In this case, the father) to discipline his robot child by temporarily deactivating her AI.Related content
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Nah, it's alright. I got some stuff in the fridge.
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Oh, I don't want to impose.
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Nah, it's alright. It's cheaper if you order food only when you already have drinks, anyway.
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Good point. What do you have to drink?
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*checks the fridge* ....Root beer, orange soda, regular cola, Some left over eggnog from Christmas.... Looks like their expiration date isn't for another week yet, so they're still good.
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I'll have a Root beer, please.
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Float, or just the drink? I think I have some ice cream for a Float.
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Float if you can, drink if you can't, please.
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Roger that. *proceeds to make the floats*
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(Remembers something and yells) Hey, Victoria!
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Victoria: *silently enters the room she was called from*
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Listen for a motorcycle engine and tell me when you hear it, I'm expecting a delivery soon.
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Victoria: ACKNOWLEDGED. *returns to the living room*
...Motorcycle engine? What for?
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The games for Victoria. I have a friend who has access to pretty much every puzzle game ever made. She'll be by soon to drop them off.
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Ahhhhhhh. *hands you a root beer float*
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(Takes the root beer float) Thanks. (Takes a drink) I just want to warn you about my friend. She can be a little... eccentric, shall we say.
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...How so?
Victoria: *calls from the living room* A MOTORCYCLE HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED OUTSIDE.
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I'll show you. Follow me. Oh, you should bring Victoria out of override. She's going to want to talk to her. (Goes to the front door)
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Uh, okay. *taps the button on the remote*
Victoria: ...Oy, my head.... >_<
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Okay, I'll open the door, because- (turns the doorknob and the door flies open, with me sandwiched between the door and wall) Ow.
Girl: HELLO EVERYONE!! (The girl in the doorway has red hair, green eyes, an hourglass figure, and is dressed in a yellow tank top and red short shorts, with a large paper bag in one hand, and a pizza box in the other. Her most defining features are the seams at all her joints, revealing her artificial nature.)
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...Oh, hey... *jumped back in surprise at the door opening*
Victoria: ...Papa, who is this? O_OU
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Girl: (sees Victoria, walks up to her, and kneels in front of her) Hello little girl. My name is MIA!! (Pops up as she says her name)
(Pushes the door closed) She's my friend, and lives in the room I rent. She's a fembot journalist, and could really stand to learn that I am NOT A DOORSTOPPER!!!
Mia: XP
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A journalist, huh? For who?
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Mia: EVERYONE!! (Jumps into the air like a cheerleader as she says this)
She works for whatever news outlet is short someone at the moment.
Mia: Yep! (Turns back to Victoria and kneels again) Excuse me, little girl. What's your name?
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Victoria: Oh, I'm Victoria. ^_^
Oh... so what's her specialty? Writing articles about other robots?
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Mia: (hugs her tightly) PLEASED TO MEET YOU, VICTORIA!!!
Yeah, pretty much.
Mia: (releases Victoria from her death hug) Mostly articles that get pushed back to the tenth page. (Starts sulking like an angry child and mutters) Mia could so make a name for herself if editors would just let Mia.
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Yeah, newspapers are pretty temperamental these days, aren't they? :T
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It would probably help if she wore something besides her current outfit.
Mia: Hey! (Leans forward, giving both of us an impressive view of her D-cup cleavage) Mia is only fembot journalist in world, so Mia think they just bigots who try to get in Mia's pants.
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Mia: (glares angrily at you) Mia think you're a fembot hating bigot too! (Still leans forward as she jabs a finger into your chest)
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How could I be? Both my wife and daughter are fembots. =_=U
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Mia: (Straightens up) Mia not believe you! Sure, Victoria's a fembot, but your wife MUST be human. So there. (Crosses her arms over her chest, and stands there with a self satisfied smirk)
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No, actually, she's a fembot, too.
Veronica: *enters* ...Honey, what's all the noise about? *her arms and legs lined with ball joints like her daughter, it's plain to see she's artificial as well*
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Mia: (smirk replaced by seductive smile as she moves toward Veronica, hips swaying) Yes, you are a fembot. (spoken seductively as she moves behind her, and starts groping her breasts) And VERY well built fembot too.
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Veronica: E-eep! O////O!!!!
H-hey! That's my wife!
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Mia: (ignores you and continues to grope Veronica's breasts) Let's di-di-di-di-ditch these meat bags, and-and-and-and make spa-spa-spa-sparks fly! (Her head violently twitches to the right as she stutters, and smoke comes out of a panel in her back)
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Veronica: ....That doesn't sound good...! O_OUU
Oh crap, is she malfunctioning?!?
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Mia: (twitching, stuttering, head spinning like a top, smoke coming out of her back panel, her hands tear Veronica's shirt before she stumbles backwards away from Veronica and into a wall, hands still trying to squeeze Veronica's breasts) Mia-Mia-Mia-Mia-Mia is on-on-on-on-on-only fem-fem-fem-fembot jour-jour-journalist in w-w-w-w-world-ld-ld-ld!! (Electrical crackling is heard inside her chest, followed by the sound of her systems shutting down. Her head facing backwards, she closes her crossed eyes, and slumps forward at the waist. Her head comes loose and hangs by the cord which supplies power to her A.I. matrix.)
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Veronica: >////
Victoria: ...D-does that happen often?
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First time I've seen that happen.
(My phone rings and I answer it) Yes? Mia!?! (Pause) Okay, putting you on speaker now.
Mia: (over the phone speakers, in an embarrassed tone) Hello everyone. Sorry for how I acted. I'm usually not so... (struggles for the right words)
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Mia: (still over phone speakers) Yeah, exactly. Or crazy, either one. And, I'm sorry about insulting you like I did, a-and groping your wife.
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*sigh* ....Water under the bridge. Just... don't let it happen again, eh?
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Mia: No problem. The only reason I acted the way I did was because an upgrade I was beta testing malfunctioned. Remove that, and everything will be fine.
I can handle that. Hold the phone for me, Victoria. (Holds the phone out to her)
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Victoria: O-okay... *holds the phone, still shaken up a little*
So, this upgrade.... What was it supposed to do?
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Mia: It was an enhanced human emulation system. It was SUPPOSED to improve my ability to pass for a human female. Instead, it made me a snooty little bitchbot who had no morals whatsoever. (Pauses) Victoria, I'm truly sorry if I scared you. I only wanted to interview you and your parents, instead I wind up traumatizing you and your mother. I wouldn't be at all surprised if you father decided to scrap me right here and now, and I'd deserve it too.
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Now, now, don't go talking like that. If it's part of a malfunctioning program, you're hardly to blame...
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Mia: Tell that to your wife. She's the one who got her breasts groped, not you. She probably wants to scrap me herself. Just you wait, she'll come out of her room, rip my head off it's power cable, and smash my A.I. matrix into junk.
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.....Well, to be fair, I think that'd be ANY girl's reaction to having THAT happen to them...
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Mia: Exactly my point! Face it, I'm as good as scraped.
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