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Italics - Song lyrics
(y/n) - Your name

“Chica! Chica!”

“(y/n)! (y/n!)”

  You cackled and slung your arm around Chica’s shoulders, leaning heavily on her. She slung her arm around you and grinned back. The pizzeria was unusually quiet this night. There were no arguments going on, no screams of the innocent, no crunching of bones being compacted, nothing. It was nice. Until you and Chica came along.

  The security guard was sitting in mute terror in the security room, flicking through the camera nervously. Freddy was still on stage, as he prefered to not move until like the fourth or fifth night. You were fairly positive Bonnie was in the closet, as he had yet to come out, and Foxy was in Pirate’s Cove. And finally, you and Chica were in the kitchen, rattling pans and pots to freak the guard out.

  A coy smile made its way onto your face, and you turned to Chica. “Are you thinking what I’m thinking?” The grin on her face widened as well. “Depends. What are you thinking?” You chuckled darkly. “Do you enjoy singing?”

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“Alright, everybody sit down, quiet down, listen up!”

“I brought you all here to recite the annual obituaries!”

“Like every day, we’ll start with A and end with Z!”

“Alright, is the band ready?”

“Ready!”

“Alright, hit it (y/n)!”

“One, and a two…”

  Before you could open your mouth to sing, a scream came from the office as Foxy dashed out of Pirate’s Cove. Luckily for the guard, he managed to shut the door in time. You snickered at Foxy as he made the walk of shame. He playfully glared at you and Chica. A purple paw was placed on your shoulder, and you turned to see Bonnie, giving you a look that said “don’t do what I think you’re about to do”. You just grinned cheekily at him and nudged Chica.

“Wanna join us, Bon Bon? We’re singing a song about all the security guards we killed!”

“Nope.”

“Aw shucks you’re no fun.”

  Bonnie shrugged and walked off, presumably to head into the mechanical parts room. You didn’t really know and didn’t really care. You turned back to Chica and the two of you got up on the long party tables in the main room. The security guard was sure to be confused as fuck.

“A is for Amber who drowned in a pool!”

“B is for Billy who was eaten by ghouls!”

“C is for curt with disease of the brain!”

“D is for Daniel derailed on a train!”

“E is for Eric who’s buried alive!”

“F is for Frank who was stabbed through the eye!”

“G is for Greg who died in the womb!”

“H is for Heather who was sealed in a tomb!”

  The two of you linked arms and marched up and down on the tables, knocking off party hats and plates. You joined voices and sang together for the chorus.

“One by one we bite the dust, we kick the bucket and begin to rust! Give up the ghost when your number’s up, we all fall down! Ashes to ashes, bones to paste! You whither away in your resting place, eternity in a wooden case!”

Chica started the next part, with you following it up.

“I is for Issac who lost his front brakes!”

“J is for Johnny who was bitten by snakes!”

“K is for Kimmy who was shot in the head!”

“L is for Larry who bled and bled!”

“M’s for Marie who was burned to a crisp!”

“N is for Nick who was pummeled by fists!”

“O is for Olive who lived life too fast!”

“P is for Pat who swallowed some glass!”

  Foxy appeared from Pirate’s Cove, watching you and Chica strut on the table tops with interest. He seemed to be debating on whether or not to join you, before he made up his mind and made his way over to the two of you. You grinned as he jumped up on the table and began to sing with you two, adding in his pirate accent for good measure. You could almost hear the security guard peeing his pants.

“La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!”

“La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!”

“La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!”

“La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!”

  Freddy observed the three of you with amusement from the stage. You and Chica were always so weird. He sometimes didn’t get the two of you, but none the less you were very fun to watch. He shrugged to himself and joined you three on the table, singing, “Alrighty lads, altogether now!” The four of you sang in harmony.

“One by one we bite the dust! We kick the bucket and begin to rust! Give up the ghost when your number’s up, we all fall down!”

“Ashes to ashes, bones to paste! You whither away in your resting place! Eternity in a wooden case, we all fall down!”

Bonnie grumbled to himself as he dragged the terrified security guard down the hall. The closer he got to the party room, the louder the singing got. And he knew that he would join them, and it annoyed him. None the less he plopped the security guard down on a chair and jumped up on the table.

“Q is for Quentin who took the wrong trail!” (Y/n).

“R is for Raina who rotted in jail!” Chica.

“S is for Steve who was shot by a bow!” Foxy.

“T is for Tory who froze in the snow!” Freddy.

"U is for Urich who was trampled by hooves!” Bonnie.

“V is for Vanessa who fell off a roof!” (Y/n).

“W is for Will who was hit by a car!” Chica.

“X is for Xavier who sunk in the tar!” Foxy.

“Y is for Yessy who fell from a plane!” Freddy.

“Z is for Zack who simply went insane!” Golden Freddy.

Extended Ending:

  The security guard sat in bewilderment, watching the terrifying and murderous animals sing some song. He couldn’t really make out the words, but he got the general idea that it was about murder. He jolted when something yellow suddenly popped up beside him, adding the last line of the song. He became even more confused as the purple bunny, who he knew to be Bonnie, yelled, “Hey! That was my line!”