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simkaaa — I believe that's a FAIL.

Published: 2010-01-04 08:16:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 6477; Favourites: 258; Downloads: 49
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Description Okay, so I was out shopping when I came across this sign;
Our furniture has been trained NOT to jump on your children.


Hahahaha Sorry to the shop owners, but honestly xP






EDIT: 1 000+ views! Thanks <3
EDIT 2: Wow, 2 000+ views! Thank you :3



* And before you say something about it being "clever" or "witty" or "not intended as a joke" as a few twits have, you're wasting your time- it's just simple and funny. Get over yourselves (: *


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Comments: 178

alerkina64 [2016-08-27 10:06:45 +0000 UTC]

the fact it was written in comic sans font . XDDD

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RevengeIrys [2016-08-27 07:32:12 +0000 UTC]

Lol. I'm dead.

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Scottman23 [2016-08-27 00:23:07 +0000 UTC]

Guy must've been smoking something when he wrote that sign

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Cinemutt14 [2016-08-24 16:29:14 +0000 UTC]

Pshhh wow

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JenTheEdgeLord [2016-08-22 12:41:17 +0000 UTC]

just wow

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residentsmile [2016-08-21 05:02:48 +0000 UTC]

Tell that to the man who got arrested for sexually assaulting his couch.

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Animebear87 [2016-08-16 03:35:51 +0000 UTC]

WTF?

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ultramantickler [2016-08-14 14:56:04 +0000 UTC]

Parents: Our furniture has been trained not to jump on your children... So please train your children not to jump on our furniture

Isn't that hard to comprehend is it?

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Embrace-Fate In reply to ultramantickler [2016-09-04 21:37:18 +0000 UTC]

Winner winner, chicken dinner! I got it immediately too.

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ultramantickler In reply to Embrace-Fate [2016-09-05 16:08:20 +0000 UTC]

Yeah I was surprised by the comments that people apparently have a very hard time with that concept.
It flew right over their heads. But nothing gets over my head! My reflexes are too fast! I'd catch it XD

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Embrace-Fate In reply to ultramantickler [2016-09-05 16:11:29 +0000 UTC]

I have a rather wicked wit myself.

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theratking12 [2016-08-13 23:43:47 +0000 UTC]

we have trained our furniture to not jump on kids.


* book shelf jumps on kid *

me: NOOOO BAD BOOKSHELF! BAD BAD BAD BOOKSHELF!!!

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4LG0PH0B14 [2015-11-06 03:36:48 +0000 UTC]

I'm confused.
What did they actually mean to put on that sign? Or did they actually mean to put it like that?
What the heck...

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somerrocks [2013-07-28 23:33:02 +0000 UTC]

...and i thoght that it was cool when i trained my cat to give me a high five was cool!

this is way cooler...

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doctorwholover11 [2013-07-09 22:53:42 +0000 UTC]

The awkward moment where you see your younger brother getting jumped on by a chair..

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PegasusFantasy2000 [2013-05-02 12:24:37 +0000 UTC]

Just children? Does the furniture jump on adults, then?

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Saehork [2013-03-18 14:46:13 +0000 UTC]

Why can't MY couches learn not to jump on the kid?

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Reka-the-Borzoi [2013-01-04 15:03:31 +0000 UTC]

▄██████████████▄▐█▄▄▄▄█▌
██████▌▄▌▄▐▐▌███▌▀▀██▀▀
████▄█▌▄▌▄▐▐▌▀███▄▄█▌
▄▄▄▄▄██████████████▀ .........SPREAD THE FAIL WHALE!!!!

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altair9844 [2012-06-03 22:48:19 +0000 UTC]

lolz

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drarry101 [2012-02-17 14:25:43 +0000 UTC]

i thimk they did that to be funny

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shadowmaria1997 [2011-12-01 21:11:52 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha nice!

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simkaaa In reply to shadowmaria1997 [2011-12-02 04:41:51 +0000 UTC]

Haha thanks!

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shadowmaria1997 In reply to simkaaa [2011-12-02 15:29:51 +0000 UTC]

Your welcome!

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yeahiknowshutup [2011-11-26 09:02:52 +0000 UTC]

LAWL!

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pancake2 [2011-08-13 03:40:54 +0000 UTC]

Umm... I don't even know what to say

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simkaaa In reply to pancake2 [2011-08-13 09:39:48 +0000 UTC]

LMAO, amen to that. XD

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pancake2 In reply to simkaaa [2011-08-13 13:59:41 +0000 UTC]

Haha

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madarapeinnaruto [2011-08-10 06:55:21 +0000 UTC]

lol WHEW! now I won't have to worry about one day going to a furniture store and being jumped on! (I've worried about it since I was a kid) 0.0

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simkaaa In reply to madarapeinnaruto [2011-08-10 09:57:10 +0000 UTC]

LAWL, poor you!

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KGerrelleA [2011-08-04 11:27:53 +0000 UTC]

XD Must have been fun to train furniture, I wish I could train mine...

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simkaaa In reply to KGerrelleA [2011-08-04 14:51:22 +0000 UTC]

Lawl, i know right!

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KGerrelleA In reply to simkaaa [2011-08-05 03:57:06 +0000 UTC]

Totally!

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denise95368 [2011-08-03 02:28:36 +0000 UTC]

I just-wow. XD

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Invader-Nna [2011-05-13 19:17:41 +0000 UTC]

XD XD XD XD

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simkaaa In reply to Invader-Nna [2011-05-15 02:52:45 +0000 UTC]

Haha thanks.

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onixannon [2011-04-26 18:30:09 +0000 UTC]

fail...

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simkaaa In reply to onixannon [2011-04-27 03:03:29 +0000 UTC]

Haha I know, right?

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dagnytheartist [2011-03-19 23:12:25 +0000 UTC]

The furniture's alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha ha ha ha ha!

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simkaaa In reply to dagnytheartist [2011-03-20 05:36:03 +0000 UTC]

Haha, ruuuuun!

Thanks for the fave!

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gdpr-15972286 [2011-03-16 16:31:39 +0000 UTC]

Well I guess children now dont have to fear being slamed to the ground by a table.

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simkaaa In reply to gdpr-15972286 [2011-03-19 13:32:00 +0000 UTC]

Haha, good one

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Kelly-Kumi [2011-02-01 13:01:41 +0000 UTC]

Lmao. This is not a fail, this is one hell of a big win.

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simkaaa In reply to Kelly-Kumi [2011-02-01 13:29:30 +0000 UTC]

Bahaha So I'm told xD

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MarsmallowMe [2011-01-05 16:13:46 +0000 UTC]

Rofl!

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simkaaa In reply to MarsmallowMe [2011-01-06 07:31:23 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha i know right xD

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MarsmallowMe In reply to simkaaa [2011-01-06 11:54:28 +0000 UTC]

Is it real? Or photoshop?

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simkaaa In reply to MarsmallowMe [2011-01-06 13:47:42 +0000 UTC]

Nope, it's real xDD

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MarsmallowMe In reply to simkaaa [2011-01-06 14:03:59 +0000 UTC]

That makes it even funnier

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grimmjack [2011-01-03 10:06:58 +0000 UTC]

Jumping couches, the next weapon of mass-destruction! Be afraid. Be very afraid...

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simkaaa In reply to grimmjack [2011-01-03 10:35:04 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha much agreed!

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