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Okay, so I was out shopping when I came across this sign;Our furniture has been trained NOT to jump on your children.
Hahahaha
EDIT: 1 000+ views! Thanks <3
EDIT 2: Wow, 2 000+ views! Thank you :3
* And before you say something about it being "clever" or "witty" or "not intended as a joke" as a few twits have, you're wasting your time- it's just simple and funny. Get over yourselves (: *
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Comments: 178
alerkina64 [2016-08-27 10:06:45 +0000 UTC]
the fact it was written in comic sans font . XDDD
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Scottman23 [2016-08-27 00:23:07 +0000 UTC]
Guy must've been smoking something when he wrote that sign
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residentsmile [2016-08-21 05:02:48 +0000 UTC]
Tell that to the man who got arrested for sexually assaulting his couch.
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ultramantickler [2016-08-14 14:56:04 +0000 UTC]
Parents: Our furniture has been trained not to jump on your children... So please train your children not to jump on our furniture
Isn't that hard to comprehend is it?
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Embrace-Fate In reply to ultramantickler [2016-09-04 21:37:18 +0000 UTC]
Winner winner, chicken dinner! I got it immediately too.
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ultramantickler In reply to Embrace-Fate [2016-09-05 16:08:20 +0000 UTC]
Yeah I was surprised by the comments that people apparently have a very hard time with that concept.
It flew right over their heads. But nothing gets over my head! My reflexes are too fast! I'd catch it XD
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Embrace-Fate In reply to ultramantickler [2016-09-05 16:11:29 +0000 UTC]
I have a rather wicked wit myself.
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theratking12 [2016-08-13 23:43:47 +0000 UTC]
we have trained our furniture to not jump on kids.
* book shelf jumps on kid *
me: NOOOO BAD BOOKSHELF! BAD BAD BAD BOOKSHELF!!!
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4LG0PH0B14 [2015-11-06 03:36:48 +0000 UTC]
I'm confused.
What did they actually mean to put on that sign? Or did they actually mean to put it like that?
What the heck...
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somerrocks [2013-07-28 23:33:02 +0000 UTC]
...and i thoght that it was cool when i trained my cat to give me a high five was cool!
this is way cooler...
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doctorwholover11 [2013-07-09 22:53:42 +0000 UTC]
The awkward moment where you see your younger brother getting jumped on by a chair..
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PegasusFantasy2000 [2013-05-02 12:24:37 +0000 UTC]
Just children? Does the furniture jump on adults, then?
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Reka-the-Borzoi [2013-01-04 15:03:31 +0000 UTC]
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████▄█▌▄▌▄▐▐▌▀███▄▄█▌
▄▄▄▄▄██████████████▀ .........SPREAD THE FAIL WHALE!!!!
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madarapeinnaruto [2011-08-10 06:55:21 +0000 UTC]
lol WHEW! now I won't have to worry about one day going to a furniture store and being jumped on! (I've worried about it since I was a kid) 0.0
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KGerrelleA [2011-08-04 11:27:53 +0000 UTC]
XD Must have been fun to train furniture, I wish I could train mine...
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dagnytheartist [2011-03-19 23:12:25 +0000 UTC]
The furniture's alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
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simkaaa In reply to dagnytheartist [2011-03-20 05:36:03 +0000 UTC]
Haha, ruuuuun!
Thanks for the fave!
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gdpr-15972286 [2011-03-16 16:31:39 +0000 UTC]
Well I guess children now dont have to fear being slamed to the ground by a table.
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Kelly-Kumi [2011-02-01 13:01:41 +0000 UTC]
Lmao. This is not a fail, this is one hell of a big win.
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MarsmallowMe In reply to simkaaa [2011-01-06 14:03:59 +0000 UTC]
That makes it even funnier
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grimmjack [2011-01-03 10:06:58 +0000 UTC]
Jumping couches, the next weapon of mass-destruction! Be afraid. Be very afraid...
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