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simmo0916 In reply to MayTheStars [2011-11-05 18:05:42 +0000 UTC]

Calypsoooo!!!

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MayTheStars In reply to simmo0916 [2011-11-14 19:17:15 +0000 UTC]

<3

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simmo0916 In reply to SixtyEightApples [2011-11-05 16:22:16 +0000 UTC]

WHY SO ADDICTIVE?

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SixtyEightApples In reply to simmo0916 [2011-11-05 16:46:02 +0000 UTC]

No, why YOU so addictive? >:I

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simmo0916 In reply to SixtyEightApples [2011-11-05 18:05:58 +0000 UTC]

Cos, Fuck you, that's why!

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SixtyEightApples In reply to simmo0916 [2011-11-05 19:15:57 +0000 UTC]

BECAUSE OF REASONS!

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simmo0916 In reply to SixtyEightApples [2011-11-05 19:44:28 +0000 UTC]

REASONS MAKE DERP, DERP MAKES FUCK NUGGETS. COS.

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SixtyEightApples In reply to simmo0916 [2011-11-06 06:04:01 +0000 UTC]

I think your logic failed here.

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simmo0916 In reply to SixtyEightApples [2011-11-06 23:39:38 +0000 UTC]

Im gonna fucking stretch and bend you... You'll see. Oh yeah.

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SixtyEightApples In reply to simmo0916 [2011-11-06 23:41:08 +0000 UTC]

Hell yeah! You think it hurts to move around now? You're gonna go home in a full body cast.

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simmo0916 In reply to SixtyEightApples [2011-11-06 23:33:28 +0000 UTC]

No, read it again. Seriously. Now see the Logic? I think you do. So like, Naked?

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simmo0916 In reply to simmo0916 [2011-11-06 23:43:36 +0000 UTC]

Well you know, I do advocate safe sex. But im going to pummel, bend, drive, ruin, destroy, shaft, brutalise, hammer and fucking nail you ALL OVER the place. You realise this dont you?

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SixtyEightApples In reply to simmo0916 [2011-11-06 23:51:40 +0000 UTC]

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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simmo0916 In reply to SixtyEightApples [2011-11-06 23:53:42 +0000 UTC]

oh yeah, and like, when im done with all that, i will stroke you like a dog.

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SixtyEightApples In reply to simmo0916 [2011-11-06 23:55:40 +0000 UTC]

You're the dog, not me.

But stroke me anyway

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simmo0916 In reply to SixtyEightApples [2011-11-07 00:04:10 +0000 UTC]

IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES. IM A DIRTY DOG. THIS YOU KNOW. IS NIIIIICE

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SixtyEightApples In reply to simmo0916 [2011-11-07 11:26:14 +0000 UTC]

If what you showed me last night was any realistic indication you're gonna hit all the right places indeed!

INDEED.

Prepare to be devoured. >:I

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simmo0916 In reply to SixtyEightApples [2011-11-13 13:13:16 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah? How do you like those apples? nomnom

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SixtyEightApples In reply to simmo0916 [2011-11-14 17:20:13 +0000 UTC]

Omnomnomnom :D

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simmo0916 In reply to simmo0916 [2011-11-06 23:35:10 +0000 UTC]

This is a good question. Come on over, we can get it on. Remember, if you ever feel the need to sit down, i have my face right here.

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SixtyEightApples In reply to simmo0916 [2011-11-06 23:38:58 +0000 UTC]

Give it a little stretch-a and a beeend

Gotta warm up you know!

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SixtyEightApples In reply to simmo0916 [2011-11-06 23:34:13 +0000 UTC]

Okay I see your logic. In fact, why are you not inside me RIGHT NOW?!

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