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Simon-HackMaster — Red Dwarf Quotes
Published: 2006-09-05 22:36:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 12893; Favourites: 233; Downloads: 231
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These are some of my favorite Red Dwarf Quotes, I just thought i'd make this and submit it.[EDIT]
I fixed a little glitch that pointed out.
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Haha
I would've added that one, but it was too long.
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lol, thats one of my faves!
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Aww! I love Red Dwarf!
I always laugh when I read these.
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Hehe, it's always nice to hear about fellow dwarf fans
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Hehe, yep. Gotta give credit to the patsy that gets all the jokes aimed at him
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lol, hes so funny, but its sad when he comes back alive cause he dosent know all the fun times he spent with listy and kriton, screw kachansky!!!!!!!!! rimmer was better^^Rimmer Rimmer!!!!!^^
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AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! awesome.
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very good 
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Haha, oh yeah, that was a good one
Another one that reminds me of is when Kryten cooked that man they found lying in the road and the cat says:
"Excuse me, I have to floss a bunch of roasted dead person out of my teeth."
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It's "And hopefully some sex'.
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Oh my, haha. Didn't notice that
"There'll be time for introductions later, and hopefully some sex."
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It's alright, I just felt like proving my nerdum.
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lol, these are definately the best bits, but my fav is:
*Lister takes a spoon of chilli powder from the tin*
Lister: "Now you've to be careful. Not too little and not too much."
*Empties tin into a bowl and tips the powder from the spoon back into the tin" XD
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That reminds me of the Can't Smeg Won't Smeg episode when Lister was eating all the ingedients before putting them in the food he was cooking
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Lol, yeh that bits class.
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i love this show. right now, actually, i'm re-watching the entire series from the beginning ^^
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Haha, yeah. I recently watched them all over too, along with the episode 'backwards', which we watched backwards
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Thanks, and thanks for the fav too ^^
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Hehe, Red Dwarf is awesome, no doubt about it ^^
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Very good, My fav ep as to be the one where Rimmer gets the Holovirus.
Me: Rimmer, you may as well stop tring to kill your friends, you get cured at the end.
Kryten: *reads paper* He's right sir the script says that you do get cured, very good Mr. SonAmy 666.
Me: thank you.
Rimmer: you spoiled the ending for Mr. Fibble, that makes Mr. Fibble cross, and what happens when you get cross Mr. Fibble?
Mr. Fibble: People DIE!
Rimmer: That's right. *zaps me*
Cat: Oh man, I gotta change my underwear.
Me: *gets up*
Lister: What the smeg?
Rimmer: *zaps to no luck*
Me: So long smeg head, CHAOS CONTROL!
Rimmer: What just happend?
Kryten: I'm detcting traces of Chaos Energy, I think you were cured by inhailing it.
Rimmer: so Chaos Energy is a cure for a Holovirus?
Kryten: It looks like it sir.
Rimmer: good.
Lister: Oh Rimmmer, take that dress off, You look like a total smeg head.
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omfg 
but the one with the picture of lister and talking about the edible pot noodle was actually by lister... but i think you know that...
remember these ones?
cat: yep, this came from a bow alright
kochanski: hello wall, what do you think?
lister: change of plans! LEG IT!!
or the one where kryten is a cube and says he's 'almost annoyed'
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Oh woops, I guess you caught a little accident in my Flash Designing 
Red Dwarf had to be one of the best SciFi shows ever made, they really need more of 'em 
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I love this bit! What is it? 'Mr Fibbles is very cross' right?
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Haha, that's one I forgot to put in there! How could I forget that one?
Rimmer: [holds up penguin puppet] "Mr. Flibble is very cross. You shouldn't have ran away from him. What are we going to to with them, Mr. Flibble?"
Mr. Flibble: [whispers in Rimmer's ear]
Rimmer: "*gasp*We can't possibly do that! Who would clear up the mess?"
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for some reason i have this clip on my ipod
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I was actually watching this very episode the other day, I must have seen it a thousand times but boy is it still funny.
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Yep, good 'ol Red Dwarf ^^ always is good for a laugh
Holly: "If i'm so stupid, if i'm computer senile, explain this then!"
Cat: "Explain what?"
Holly: "You can't can you?!"
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Series 8 is $50 in Australian, so I can't get it yet. It'll go down, eventually.
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