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Sherlock has logged on.

Sherlock has started a chatroom.

(y/n) has logged on.

Mycroft has logged on.

Moriarty has logged on.

John has logged on.

Mary has logged on.

Greg has logged on.

Greg: Hey guys!

Sherlock: Who the fuck are you

Greg: *sigh*

Greg has changed his name to Lestrade.

Lestrade: Hi

Sherlock: Oh, hi Lestrade

(y/n): *facepalm*

Sherlock: I'm glad you're here. Some stranger named Greg was here

Lestrade: I hate you

Sherlock: ???

John: Oh my god, Sherlock. His name is Greg. Greg Lestrade.

Sherlock: Really? I could have sworn it was Graham.

Mycroft: You're all idiots. His name is Grant.

Lestrade: OH MY GOD, MY NAME IS GREG. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO CLARIFY THIS?!

Sherlock: Sorry, George

Lestrade: I hate you

(y/n): Didn't you already say that?

Lestrade: Yeah, but it seemed like it was worth repeating

John: Okay, moving on. What do you want, Sherlock?

Sherlock: Bored

John: Okay, I'm leaving

John has logged off.

Mary: WAIT! DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THESE PEOPLE

Mary has logged off.

Sherlock: ...

Sherlock: Still bored

Lestrade: Okay, fine. One prostitute dead. Three gum wrappers near the body. Figure it out.

Sherlock: Obvious, and not worth my time

Lestrade: Hmm... what's the best way to murder a detective with a bad habit of disturbing police at work and get away with it?

Sherlock: Again, obvious

Sherlock: Please tell me you have an interesting case again. I'm so bored I could jump off Barts Hospital

(y/n): Jesus, Sherlock! You didn't need to go there

Sherlock: My god, you're all so sentimental. I'm alive. I'm fine.

(y/n): Bloody mental, is what you are

Sherlock: Screw you

(y/n): Not interested

Sherlock: ...

Lestrade: 0_0

Moriarty: Oh buurrrrnnn

(y/n): Bloody hell, how long have you been here?!

Moriarty: The entire time. Sherlock invited me

Lestrade: Sherlock, he's a criminal mastermind! Why did you invite him?

Sherlock: Bored

Lestrade: Of course...

Sherlock: Seriously, Gabe-

Lestrade: It's Greg.

Sherlock: Whatever. Do you have anything interesting? Either you give me a good case or I'll have to resort to burning John' cardigans

John has logged on.

John: DO NOT BURN MY CARDIGANS.

John has logged off.

Sherlock: ...

(y/n): If you're going to burn them, make sure you take care of the blue one

Mycroft: Yes, I agree with (y/n). I've seen the blue one, it's hideous.

Sherlock: What do you think, Gavin?

Lestrade: Yeah, sure. But my name is GREG.

Sherlock: Okay, Gable

Lestrade: I swear, you're doing that on purpose

Sherlock: ...

Sherlock: Are you seriously still working on that gum wrappers case? The answer is so obvious, even your lot should be able to figure it out.

Lestrade: *sigh*

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John has logged on.

John: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BLUE CARDIGAN?!

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(A/N: The stuff below is a mini-story. Remember when Sherlock texted the word 'Lazarus' before he fell, and Mycroft responded with 'Lazarus is go'? Well, here's an alternate thing that I just had to write down.)

Sherlock: LAZARUS

Mycroft: LIZARD PISS IS GO

Sherlock: WAIT, WHAT

Mycroft: LAZY RUST IS GO

Mycroft: DAMN YOU, AUTOCORRECT

Mycroft: DON'T JUMP UNTIL I SPELL IT RIGHT

Sherlock: WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING

Mycroft: TELL JOHN TO STAY PUT

Mycroft: I CAN DO THIS

Mycroft: LEAGUES R US IS GO

Mycroft: AUGH

Sherlock: I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND JUMP NOW

Mycroft: FINE