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Published: 2009-10-24 10:55:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 11124; Favourites: 51; Downloads: 41
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Spider-Bart, Spider-Bartdoes whatever a Spider-Bart does
Can he climb walls?
(Can he spin a web?)
Oh yes he can
Cause he’s the Spider Bart
Look out
He is the Spider-Bart!
I had to pull that joke.
Inspired by Barts manimal form in ‘The Island of Dr Hibbert’ though e was some kind of small yellow spider there… but I thought a Black Widow(er) worked well with him, too.
He isn’t going to eat Lisa (he’s got enough people down there anyway) it’s just to silence his know-it-all sister. But of course, she does not know that and is terrified (mind you, I would be too if a giant half-spider, half man thing began spinning a cocoon around me
).Of course Ralphie Wiggum has something smart to say about this again…
Yeah, I stole that spiderman-move-ish thingy there
The Simpsons: Matt Groening
Spider-Pig Theme: The Simpsons Movie
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I like anything that shows smart-alecky Lisa being subdued, though I've never personally feared spiders. Nice fangs on Bart.
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(Jumps in and rescues Lisa)
Me: There, now the picture is worth looking at.
Lisa: What about the others?
Me: Who?
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(Eve nthough you'd h ave to be quite quick, too...
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Wow, so late? I felt embarrassed for ever typing that comment at all.
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Well, been a while since I (jamcub) logged in her, so sorry.
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Erm.. I was going for Nelson (actually, I was going to add his trademark Haw Haw there) and maybe one of his ex-girlfriends, too.
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Well, ex-girlfriends DO make ideal prey for Bart.
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Come to think about it, we need a few Bart/ex girlfriend pics on here.
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Hm... Guess you're right... but to think of situations...
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Well the best I can think of would be based on the collection plate stealing. When Bart tries to say "I didn't do it" and gets interrupted.
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Collection plate stealing? 
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It was from "Bart's girlfriend", you know, the one with Jessica Lovejoy in it?
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Oh yeah... I think I recall it...
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Well, it would be a good first use for Helen too...
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Well in the original scene Jessica steals the money from the churches collection plate and leves the empty plate with Bart, and Helen's the first one to notice the empty collection plate.(Best just to watch the ep again) Then Bart tries to explain that he didn't do it and she interrupts him. I think it went as:
Bart: I--
Helen: Did it? Yes we all know!
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Ah, now I remeber!
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Yup, but instead he eats Jess.
Alternatively it could have a little minicomic based on the ep, you know that bit where Bart hides in the treehouse? Well he could be trying to convince Lisa he didn't eat Jess (despite the gut), he burps up her hairband and grins nerveously at Lisa.
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That soundsl ike a good idea, too...
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Well I'm trying to think of some for the others, I've already done one with him and Greta. And, although never a girlfriend, Gina. I've got one or two for Jess (feel free to take one if you want) So I just need some for...
Darcy
Jenny
That random girl from... I don't remember the episode but I know it was during some montage, I think it was season 17
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Well, I think I can take Jenny after I saw the ep she was in... And I'd like to book one Jess, please!
(Reminds me of the fact that in germany, people sometimes say 'Are you the beefsteak?' when asking who gets who in a restaurant...
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I take it you didn't like her then?
Alright, which one?
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Erm... ell me what you have in mind, then?
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Well I've only got the two ideas I just mentioned, unless you want to go with something of your own.
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Well, I can try and find something for Jess myself.
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Okay then.
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Well, I need to think over that.. but I think I'll steer into the direction of the last simpvore dev here.
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Ah, giant spider mutants it is!
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So will it be the spidery way of eating or just the normal way?
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Well... I guess it'll be normal (as normals as a part human part spider hybrid can be...)
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Yay! I think Bart will quite like his life as a giant abomination against nature.
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AnacondataurTerri: Ugh, this is the whiniest food I've ever had, just hush up and digest already!
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It can be, although a lot more difficult than one might think, that is a lot of common pred phrases just come off as corny, however, whiny prey is funny.
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Common pred phrases? What would these be?
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Well referring to "New homes" is one that comes to mind, or explicitly describing what they'll do. Although the latter is done a lot it's not bad unlike the former which is eye-rolling.
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Ah I see... that does not sound like something smart to me at all... I try to to be creative.
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Well I think the pred and prey arguing is funny.
AnacondataurTerri: I don't think this is fun at all.
BunnyMilhouse: What's not fun?
AnacondataurTerri: *Slams her Milhouse lump against the wall repeatedly*
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