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Published: 2007-03-04 20:45:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 1002; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 0
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Welcome to the wonderful world of Random rp’s. This is an actual rp that my friend Mike and I put together the other night. And I don’t even know how we survived we were laughing so effing hard! And so… it begins!Me
MG, a GIANT Lemon, it’s rolling down the street! RUN ETE.T.: AAHHHH *falls down the stairs*
Mike: RUN LUCKY! BRITT'S GONNA GET UR CHARMS!
Lucky: oh noes!
Me: GET BACK HERE YOU GREEN BASTARD *Chases Lucky*
Frodo: No! They're mine! *puts on the ring* >
Hughes: Oh not again. You know I hate these stupid pointless role-plays!
Jak: TOO BAD!
Envy: Woot!
Scar: Haha. Palm tree!
Me: *Chasing lucky with a baseball bat that suddenly turns into Jell-o* WHAT THE HELL?
Kiwibirds: *Appear out of no-where and attack the pancake house*
Me: AAAHH, The Ishbalan pancake house is under attack!
Naked apples: *chase after Michael, who is wearing nothing but a banana bikini*
Hughes: ... I'm out of here. -_-
Banana: *Starts dancing*
Me: AAHHH OMIGOD… Attack of the killer bath tubs!
Ed: No... No... NOOOO!
Bathtubs: Edward... EDWARD... you're Dirty… you need a BATH
Ed: AHHHHH!
Me: *falls down a flight of stairs*
Riza: *Poof* What the hell? *Poof gone*
Me: NOOO RIIZZAAA MY LUUVV!
Mike: IT'S MY BIKINI ENVY! GTFO! GET YOUR OWN! D=
Envy: Giivvee meee itt!
Pride: Give me my damn eye patch Colonel!
Roy: NEVARRR
Hairspray: Mwahaha >: )
Mike: RUN! IT'S THE HAIRSPRAY OF DOOM!
Me: *Steals Envy's skort and runs away screaming*
Ed: *Runs from hairspray* AHHH IT'S THE 99 CENT CRAP AHHH
Envy: *Attacked by Hairspray, hair stands up like Wayne Static's* NUUUUUU *faints*
Jak: *Pokes him with a stick*
Mike: Shit! The evporated pickles! Run Shanequa!
Shanequa: I can't go any faster! Daaang! Hold on!
Big Momma: Child! Yous two kids is crazy! *stands bobbign her figner and hips at E.T. who's glowing his finger*
Scar: This just in! I'm so fucking sexy I make Britt and Mike get wet!
Pickles: *zaps Shaniqua's hair* SHIT! TOO MUCH GREASEY HAIR GEL! NOOO! *dies*
Me: >: ( *Walks up to Scar and kicks him in the shin* Because ah felt like it >< *Runs away and attacks the pickles with a tazer* MWAHAHA
Jak: *Continues to poke Envy with a stick*
Envy: *Jumps up suddenly and pokes Jak's eye out with his hair*
Jak: AHH MY EYE!
Torn: *Rainbow colored Hippos climb out of his ear*
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Kiera: *does a backflip and lands in a puddle of dark eco*
Me: HAHAHA *points at Keira*
Jak: *Walks into a wall* Ow! *does it again* Ow!
Envy: *Impales 3 people on his head* What? >.>
Hairspray/ Gel: *Sitting in a freezer smoking weed and giggling*
Caterpillar army: *Rolling down hills in garbage cans* WEEEE!
Ed: What… The… Fook… ?
Kiwibirds: LOLOGRAMNESS!
Mars: *Laughing at us*
Some huge meteor: Well, fuck that
Mike: AHH! RUN! Gandalf is coming.
Everyone: ... *whistle*
Gandalf: ... >.>
Hughes: Don't look at me, I'm sane!
Shaniqua: You ain't no bodyyy! *hip-figner flip*
Scar: Whoo! an eye ball! *picks it up*
Jak: That’s mine!
Me: Scar! Bad boy, drop it!
Caterpillars: *Smoking a giant bong*
Mushrooms: Hey! Share the bong you meanies!
E.T.: ET PHONE HOME!
Mike: STFU ET!
E.T: O.O!
Britney Spears: Hey ya'll *sexy slutty wink*
Jak: Hey! Look! It's that bald bitch! Tackle her!
Britney: AHH! *Gets tackled and her boobs pop*
E.T.: PHONE HOME SKANK! *Points*
Frodo: I TOLD YOU! And you didn't beleive me! Her boobs are fake!
Me: Sploding boobs!
Me: OMFG I need a ride to the ball to steal Cinderella's shoe ><
Ed: What the hell, why!?
Roy: Quick, to the PIMP mobile
50 cent: *Walks out of the pimp mobile* Whoa, whoa, dis my Ride, you dig dog?
Everyone: *silence* …GET HIM!
Michael Jackson: Let me in! I'm not a criminal! I'm the babysitter your mommy called!
Kevin from Home Alone: AHHHHH! *laughs as MJ falls into another whacko booby-LOL-trap*
Mike: And that's good soup!
Chicken soup: GIVE ME YOUR BABIES!
Hughes: Elysia!!
Envy: *reads a letter* AWwwwE! Damnit! Jury duty again?!
Me: NER ON YOU ALL!
Jak: *Still can't find his eye*
Torn: *Strange creatures crawling out of his ears*
Roy: *Beating up 50 cent*
Blackbelt peoples: *laughing so hard at this they can't perform their patterns*
Me: *Tackles Envy and paints him yellow* Hehehe!
Scar: Ore wa migoto desu!
Mike: Ossu!
Envy: Migoto ja nai. boku wa desu! D=<
Jak: STOP THE JAPANESE!
Me: OSWARI BIATCH!
Michael Jackson: Let me in sweety!
Everyone: *Looks *
Inu-Yasha: *Falls on his face* I’ll show you oswari!
Keira: R E S P E C T-- TELL ME WHAT IT MEANS TO ME--
Envy: WTF! I thought you died!
Keira: I did... >
*throws booming dark eco blasts all over* Screechy voice. Screech. Screech!Pikachu: pi pika chuuu!
Jello: *Attacks Keira*
Me: AAAHH!The fuhrer ish comming.
Ed and Roy: *Making out somewhere*
Me: AAAHHH strange Yaoi!!
Me: Where's Hughes? *Throws him in With Roy and Ed* Make fun things happen in there *Closes door*
Elysia: *In an oven*
Some crazy ol' hag: I'mma having kiddy for dinner!
Me: NUUU *Attacks old hag and saves Elysia who turns out to not be Elysia and only some midget*
Hughes: .. This isn't bad. it's not great.. but not bad...
Roy: Oh Edward! Say my name! SAY IT!
Honey combs cereal: Give me back my childreeen!
Keira: Ahh! Screech. Screech Screech.
Cinderella: Give me back my slipper you fuck hole! *slaps Jak*
Jak: My other eye!
Jak's Eyes: Finally. we don't have to be purged with seeing that dirty Keira bitch!
Me: *Shoves a tree down Keira's throat- SHADDAP!
Keira: O.O
Me: ^^
Count Chocula: *hiccuping for the last 37 days* Hic* kill me, Hic* kill me, Hic* kill me...
Winry: *Walking in circles*
Kimblee: *Turns into a pancake and is attacked by the Kiwibirds* AAHHHH, NO, my eyes!
Me: LOL HA LOL
Tucan Sam: *Announces that he's Gay*
Tony the Tiger: *Eats some random guy* That was GRRRREEEAATTT
Simba: w...t...f...?
Me: HAHAHA
Simba: *Snap*
Me: AHHHH *screams and falls off a cliff somewhere*
That's so Raven: Oh snap! Dang! I look good!
Mike: LOL! KEIRA!
Jak: Yay my eyes have returned... now I can browse my porn. >D *runs to Britt's room*
Goddess: ... My children have strange minds. -_-
Me- *GET OUTTA MAH ROOM >< *Throws Jak out a window*
Roy: LOLOGRAM!
Me: *Hits Roy with a tree which send him flying into Scar who hit another tree which sent a twig flying which hit Lust in the left boob causing a huge mushroom cloud visible from space*
Astronaut: Wow, that was a big explosion
Frog: Ribbit.. ribbit.. rib.... it? … O.O… *splode*
Me: Wow… Do it again!!
Ed: You’re so Fucked in the head!
Me: Shouldn’t you be making out with Roy?
Ed: I never was…
Me: Then who was?
Ed: Envy…
(Somewhere in the distance we hear Roy scream and Hughes come running from around the corner)
Al: Brother, I’m human again!
Ed: Whaaa? How did that happen?
Al: This guy Chris Angel did it!
Ed- How can we ever thank you?
Chris Angel: Just doing my job *Flies away somewhere*
Me: Okay then… Who wants pancakes?!
Everyone: US!
Me: Well too bad, we only have waffles and soda crackers!
Everyone: Awww *Throws pomatoes*
Envy: Come back… I’m affection deprived!
Roy: No! Ed, where are you?
Ed: *Hiding in a crack* You’ll never find me here!
Roy: Hello Fullmetal!
Ed: Crap!
Me: *Pulls Ed out of the crack and runs away with him*
Roy: Get back here with my midget!
Me: NEVER!
Ed: I’M NOT A MIDGET!
And the rest of the characters in this rp found an Ihop somewhere and enjoyed their pancakes while Roy continued to chase Ed and I all around Haven City. Oh, and Shaniqua is singing the song ‘Respect’ In Toys R Us.
The end.
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If I may, I have been browsing my old crap and- it sure made MY roflcopter.
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahaha! nuff said.
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hell, it made me laugh.
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Glad you liked it. LOL. I read it twice and I think if I read it again I'll laugh more. LOL
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