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sivvus In reply to ??? [2011-03-02 01:24:11 +0000 UTC]

Or possibly... not enough! What happens if they make a zipline of web and use the booties to slide down it like silver-clawed Sivvus-bound missiles?

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Mir-Leixon In reply to sivvus [2011-03-02 01:56:22 +0000 UTC]

The horror! There must be a way to counter that... A perpetual force field is all I'm thinking of right now. Maybe a life of servitude it not the best option? (Cages, yes, some pets can stay in cages). Always the fear of an uprising might be too much for the nerves!

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sivvus In reply to Mir-Leixon [2011-03-02 09:06:36 +0000 UTC]

Nah, I just wouldn't allow them access to any provocative literature. As long as they didn't get hold of a copy of 'Charlotte's Web' I think they'd be okay.

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Mir-Leixon In reply to sivvus [2011-03-02 14:16:58 +0000 UTC]

At least they would be able to spell after reading Charlotte's Web! Well, I suppose they would need to learn to read in order to even get that far... Unless there are pictures somewhere...

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sivvus In reply to Mir-Leixon [2011-03-03 09:11:52 +0000 UTC]

They'll know how to... *drumroll*... spin a narrative!!

*crickets chirp*

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Mir-Leixon In reply to sivvus [2011-03-03 16:02:42 +0000 UTC]

*lone friend in the crowd claps enthusiastically*

*just as awkward*

lol. Very smart.

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sivvus In reply to Mir-Leixon [2011-03-03 16:45:21 +0000 UTC]

Pfft.

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Mir-Leixon In reply to sivvus [2011-03-03 21:00:44 +0000 UTC]

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sivvus In reply to bardkayna [2011-03-02 00:55:25 +0000 UTC]

I know now!

(So does my nanny. I used to have a pet house spider called Fred, who I kept in a mug next to my bed. It was partly because Fred liked drinking cola, and partly because I got tired of my nanny taking cups from my room to wash up before I was done with them. Fred jumped out when startled. It worked well. *evil grin*)

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bardkayna In reply to sivvus [2011-03-02 23:20:16 +0000 UTC]

...If you ever try to do anything of the kind to me, I will personally destroy you. Nicely.

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sivvus In reply to bardkayna [2011-03-03 08:56:07 +0000 UTC]

I'm claustrophobic, if you want to devise a fitting revenge based on that.

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bardkayna In reply to sivvus [2011-03-04 01:21:10 +0000 UTC]

Hm... *plots*

I know! I will make you into a human Russian nesting doll! You'll be in a box inside a box inside a box inside a box... and on and on and on. >

But then I will let you out. Because I am not mean.

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sivvus In reply to bardkayna [2011-03-04 09:58:19 +0000 UTC]

I look forward to it.

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bardkayna In reply to sivvus [2011-03-05 05:31:39 +0000 UTC]

Good for you.

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sivvus In reply to bardkayna [2011-03-05 17:38:03 +0000 UTC]

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SeiraSky In reply to ??? [2011-03-02 00:22:58 +0000 UTC]

ahahahaha.....ah.....

RUN KEL.


(seriously. good job! Soooo scary >_<)

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sivvus In reply to SeiraSky [2011-03-02 00:56:12 +0000 UTC]

Thanks

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Kalynda In reply to ??? [2011-03-01 23:43:44 +0000 UTC]

EEEEEEEEK!!!!
I never really thought about how scary the whole human-head-on-a-spider concept would be, until now. Absolutely terrifying.
Can you imagine any of the characters from the books trying to fight one of those? I'd probably turn and run.

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sivvus In reply to Kalynda [2011-03-02 00:56:04 +0000 UTC]

I'd be KILLING IT WITH HAMMERS!

It's quite tempting to stick Justin Beiber's face on it, and see how many people come along with pitchforks...

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moosewingz In reply to ??? [2011-03-01 22:33:28 +0000 UTC]

OMAIGAWD THAT'S TERRIFYING. *is disturbed* Okay, I totally (haha, I didn't even make a pun that time ) get why everyone was so horrified and scared by them now. When I read the books I was mostly just like "dude, it's just a big spider. Okay, so not friendly, but seriously...?"

NOW I GET IT.

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