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Published: 2014-06-06 22:03:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 4184; Favourites: 138; Downloads: 0
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Thank you for the great critique! I have never flown on Ryan Air but there is a certain Canadian airline that influenced me to write this cartoon...oh my god....the food was worse than wet card.
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I see, also in keeping with the critique giving. Whenever you have time you can critique my comic script work for Old Harry's tale, you may like it. It has similar elements to Bioshock
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Hahaha!! I've always wondered about seat belts on airplanes. First why do they always have someone telling me how to use one? I HAVE ridden in a car since 1964, I also sometimes wonder how effective they are when we're crammed in like sardines in the first place! Oh! I'm clear for take off next? I gotta fly the "weight watchers" dinos? Man I don't get paid enough for this job!
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So true about the belts. I wonder why when they serve lunch they don't announce over the intercom: "This is lunch, it tastes like crap but then again you didn't pay for 1st class. Honestly, it's food. If you attempt to eat your seat we will divert the aircraft back to the departure airport."
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Just love how that tiny cart bangs into everyone's elbow and shin. For all that trouble all I ever got was a half a can of soda and some wafer cookies that taste like Styrofoam.
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"Wait a minute, what seat be-YAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa..."
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Too bad they haven't been invented yet, or this would have been a pleasant flight.
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If you're experiencing any problems try out our other model called the argentavis. Thank you for flying with pterosaur membranes. Anyways very funny my friend.
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This must of them spirit airline. They have really bad service and review.
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Don't worry! Β This is the Airline's first accident! Β We're still very safe!
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Well that could have ended better hehehe. Nice.
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Yes, thank you!
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You're welcome
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You are so right....apart from my story is over in 5 seconds, not several months that result in something alarmingly crappy.
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..... oh wait, i forgot, no seats! Doh!! No belts! lol, brilliant!!!
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Thanks!!!
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I hope you got there in one piece.
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I did actually. Thank goodness I wasn't flying Ptera Airlines.
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You get your money back if you land in one piece.
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Well this is a great example why not to fly cheap
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Its true! The next time I fly to Japan I'm going to try to get a seat on Korea Air.
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Dinosaurs with seat belts? I didn't know they had them that long ago XD
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They didn't.
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Heh... There goes my plan to go back to the prehistory and fly on the back of a Pterodactylus (I have no idea how to write the name, this is a guess XD)
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A cheap airline company that if I remember correctly was based in Ireland...they had a terrible reputation for being very cheap, and they attracted the worst people as passengers...
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yes, and you have to pay for every Service. And now and then they have to land at a different Airport because they had not enough fuel.
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Finely another one that makes me laugh before i read it.
I needed to laugh, thank you!
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Glad to make you smile!
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Thank you!!
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I guess they won't flight with your company anytime soon again
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