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Published: 2013-05-11 22:04:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 6291; Favourites: 224; Downloads: 0
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Description Time to introduce a new character, well its about time I did. Time to get you better acquainted with Time Duck. I may write some more gags for him in time. Time to go.
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Size-And-Stupidity In reply to ??? [2013-05-12 19:54:57 +0000 UTC]

Best reply!!!

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Clu-art In reply to ??? [2013-05-12 11:37:30 +0000 UTC]

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Size-And-Stupidity In reply to Clu-art [2013-05-12 19:54:03 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, Christian!

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Clu-art In reply to Size-And-Stupidity [2013-05-14 13:53:54 +0000 UTC]

No, I thank you

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Paradox-Ente [2013-05-12 11:31:25 +0000 UTC]

Yaaay, ducks!

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Size-And-Stupidity In reply to Paradox-Ente [2013-05-12 19:53:55 +0000 UTC]

LOL! Thanks!

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struck3Xbylightning In reply to ??? [2013-05-12 11:12:02 +0000 UTC]

"Like a thousand ducks cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced"

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Size-And-Stupidity In reply to struck3Xbylightning [2013-05-12 19:53:45 +0000 UTC]

So now do I admit I know where this came from? Or do I keep the knowledge to myself? May the force be with you.

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struck3Xbylightning In reply to Size-And-Stupidity [2013-05-13 07:57:03 +0000 UTC]

No one will judge you... may the (duck)sauce be with you!

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Mindslave24-7 [2013-05-12 06:09:07 +0000 UTC]

tsk tsk! Everybody knows you you stop a rampaging Mallardosaurus Rex With a rolled up newspaper on the nose.

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Size-And-Stupidity In reply to Mindslave24-7 [2013-05-12 19:52:25 +0000 UTC]

Its worth a try. Or try this: a wet loaf of bread will surely divert the duckosaurus' attention as you make your escape.

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Mindslave24-7 In reply to Size-And-Stupidity [2013-05-12 23:15:40 +0000 UTC]

It might take two loaves.
Is he an ordinary Duckosaurus, Or the dreaded Mallardosaurus Rex?
hmmmm....
No, I think this is mere a Duckosaurus.
I foolishly forgot that a Mallardosaurus Rex has tiny wings.

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vindurza In reply to ??? [2013-05-12 04:46:04 +0000 UTC]

that is going to hurt him so bad his descendants won't even feel it

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Size-And-Stupidity In reply to vindurza [2013-05-12 19:51:13 +0000 UTC]

I'm thinking about that and I think you just frazzled my brain.

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vindurza In reply to Size-And-Stupidity [2013-05-12 23:08:11 +0000 UTC]

XD that was the point

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newtypeFERN In reply to ??? [2013-05-12 03:56:54 +0000 UTC]

It's like A Sound of Thunder but worse!

Awesome

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Size-And-Stupidity In reply to newtypeFERN [2013-05-12 19:50:24 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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Zenkon13 In reply to ??? [2013-05-12 03:07:21 +0000 UTC]

Time Duck won't know what will hit him... until it's too late. XD

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Size-And-Stupidity In reply to Zenkon13 [2013-05-12 19:50:14 +0000 UTC]

Too true.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to ??? [2013-05-12 02:43:41 +0000 UTC]

Seems like a good idea to me.

---AK

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Size-And-Stupidity In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2013-05-12 19:49:50 +0000 UTC]

Hmmm, that reminds me, I must watch Looper some time.

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SticknPress In reply to ??? [2013-05-12 02:31:25 +0000 UTC]

Extinction of all Ducks!

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Size-And-Stupidity In reply to SticknPress [2013-05-12 19:48:59 +0000 UTC]

Poor blighters.

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crazymokona In reply to ??? [2013-05-12 02:21:48 +0000 UTC]

No Time Duck, NOO!

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Size-And-Stupidity In reply to crazymokona [2013-05-12 19:48:42 +0000 UTC]

Haha, thank you.

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DrunkenDragonDirge In reply to ??? [2013-05-12 01:52:46 +0000 UTC]

Poor time duck may run a-foul of a temporal paradox if he isnt careful.

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Size-And-Stupidity In reply to DrunkenDragonDirge [2013-05-12 19:48:32 +0000 UTC]

And did I create one by just thinking about him? Or did he think about me first?

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DrunkenDragonDirge In reply to Size-And-Stupidity [2013-05-13 02:40:15 +0000 UTC]

You can't have one without the other, hehehe, but lovely work yet again. I keep enjoying the humor you bring each update.

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Randommode In reply to ??? [2013-05-12 01:39:40 +0000 UTC]

Awesome

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Size-And-Stupidity In reply to Randommode [2013-05-12 19:47:49 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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kaburninator In reply to ??? [2013-05-12 01:34:26 +0000 UTC]

disintegrating his own ancestor?

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Size-And-Stupidity In reply to kaburninator [2013-05-12 19:47:41 +0000 UTC]

Yep.

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kaburninator In reply to Size-And-Stupidity [2013-05-12 23:54:45 +0000 UTC]

he doomed

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MagicRat [2013-05-12 01:27:25 +0000 UTC]

... not that he would know.

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Size-And-Stupidity In reply to MagicRat [2013-05-12 19:47:25 +0000 UTC]

Haha, that raises a few questions.

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xCha0tic1x In reply to ??? [2013-05-12 01:03:03 +0000 UTC]

I think he's quacked :-D

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Size-And-Stupidity In reply to xCha0tic1x [2013-05-12 19:46:36 +0000 UTC]

Haha! Thank you!

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xCha0tic1x In reply to Size-And-Stupidity [2013-05-12 22:06:30 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome

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TTLee [2013-05-12 00:39:43 +0000 UTC]

well did he?

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Size-And-Stupidity In reply to TTLee [2013-05-12 00:43:18 +0000 UTC]

Ask the Chinese.

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TTLee In reply to Size-And-Stupidity [2013-05-12 00:48:31 +0000 UTC]

but they just talk really fast and i cant tell if they are happy or mad

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Size-And-Stupidity In reply to TTLee [2013-05-12 00:52:16 +0000 UTC]

That's true. The best way to tell if a duck is happy is to feed it a wine gum, that way it will slow down its speech. Note: Kids, do not try this.

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TTLee In reply to Size-And-Stupidity [2013-05-12 02:54:06 +0000 UTC]

O.o wine gum?

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Size-And-Stupidity In reply to TTLee [2013-05-12 19:57:42 +0000 UTC]

Oh, haha, its a chewy candy made with fruit juice...delicious, should slow anyone down.

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TTLee In reply to Size-And-Stupidity [2013-05-12 21:20:15 +0000 UTC]

never heard of it

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firelightprincess [2013-05-11 23:24:12 +0000 UTC]

....I don't get- wait. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Size-And-Stupidity In reply to firelightprincess [2013-05-12 00:43:04 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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mistercrab8539 In reply to ??? [2013-05-11 23:22:48 +0000 UTC]

thats a good one
kinda reminds me of homer with his time travel toaster [link]

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Size-And-Stupidity In reply to mistercrab8539 [2013-05-12 00:42:55 +0000 UTC]

Haha, I forgot about that episode. Very funny.

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josh308 [2013-05-11 22:59:14 +0000 UTC]

classic!

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