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Yang you might wanna check if that arm is free of bugsprev: sketchingchaos.deviantart.com/…
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What did you expect? He always loses his shit when talking to women.
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Hey, be glad you didn't ask Doc. His "O'Malley" personality tends to act up whenever he sees blood. Blake was there during his last outburst, which was an operation with Dr. Grey.
Doc/O'Malley: "MUAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU INCOMPETENT FOOLS!! YOU WILL ALL TASTE OBLIV--"
Dr. Grey: "Sounds like you need another round of shock therapy."
Blake: "Oh God..."
Doc/O'Malley: "MUAHAHA---I beg your pardon?"
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Me: I got to tranquilizer gun!
Doc/O'Malley: What the bloody hell are you doing?! Get away from me!
Blake: I'll just be on my way. *Starts walking but was stopped by a hand on her shoulder*
Me: Oh no you don't Blake we need your help to catch him.
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Doc: "I THINK I WANT A SECOND OPINION!!"
Dr. Grey: "WE GOT A RUNNER!!'
Blake: "Just end this already..."
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Me: Oh such it up kitten *Chases after Doc/O'Malley firing stun rounds and even a couple of nets*
Doc/O'Malley: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE YOU FOOL!
Me: THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD DOC!
Dr. Grey: JUST KEEP RUNNING IT WILL MAKE CAPTURING YOU ALL THE MORE SATISFYING!
Blake: I think you have some issues Dr. Grey.
Me: I'm with you on that.
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Des Moines: (grabs o'malley and brakes his leg and punches him)
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O'Malley: OW MY LEG! OW FRONT OF MY HEAD! OW SIDE OF MY HEAD! SIDE OF MY SIDE! FRONT OF MY STOMACH!
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Des Moines: (kicks malley's sack)
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O'Malley: (silently screaming in intense pain)
Me: Ooohhhh hes gonna be feeling that for a while.
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Des Moines: (rko's malley)
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Black Ace: Wait! *Snags O'Malley from Des Moines and flings him into Weiss' room* And now we wait.
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Des Moines: do you really hate weiss
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Black Ace: No. Weiss apparently sleeps naked....so...
*LOUD SCREAM*
*SLAP*
*CRACKLE*
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Des Moines: (forgot something) I forgot to unarm doc. he still has the rpg
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Des Moines: then again. I didn't drop the explosion proof combat armor in the room next to wiess when beacon was under attack (listing the weapons even the chain gun)
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Skye (OC in progress): Don't worry. I think he only had one rocket.
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Simmons: Well fuck me
Yang: okay... That part does not leave this room
Simmons: agreed
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Yeah totally. *sends video of instant to Blues, Reds and Team RWBY and JNPR*
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Simmons: "when i find the asshole who sent that"
Sarge: "Don't worry Simmons... now we can try out our new weapons... i was hoping to try out my new shotgun hammer"
Simmons: "Good point, sir... i'm sure my trident will make a... point... God i gotta stop hanging around Yang"
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Me: I found out who did it, also Simmons that was terrible.
Simmons: Who did it?
Me: Come on is it really that hard to figure out?
Simmons:....GRRIIIFFF!!!!
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Des Moines: I believe neo's boyfriend you tried to kill
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Me: you talking about The Meta?
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Me: When the hell did THAT happen? Plus is he like old enough to be her father?
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Me: Again when did that happen and he's like old enough to be her father.
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Des Moines: what about locus
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Me: What about him? Plus he changed and is good now.
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Sarge: "another reason to pound Griffs guts out... As if I need one"
Simmons: "All do respect sir... I call first shot"
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Me: Hahahah oh man this I gotta see. But you two got any ideas on how he did it? Cause I got a good theory on how he did it.
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Sarge: "don't know... That lazy pile of flesh had to find a way to do it without exerting himself"
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Me: Well the way I see it he was trying to find a good spot to hide from you and get a nap, when he saw Simmons and Yang and got the video threw his helmet cam that he either forgot to turn off or it was on with out him noticing. Or he used a drone.
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Sarge: "either way... It's time for someone to get Sarged"
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Me: Oh this I got to see. He'll most likely try and weasel his way out of it with saying he didn't do it so best to not listen.
Sarge: I was planning to do so anyway. Common Simmons lets go kick that dirtbag's keister.
Simon: Oh with pleasure sir.
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???: It was actually the guy you were just talking to Sarge. I can confirm Grif's alibi.
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Sarge/Simmons: Say what now
Me: Don't listen to this guy, after all remember Sarge, You get to beat up Griff.
Sarge: You know you make an excellent point.
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I only said I can prove Grif was innocent, that doesn't mean you shouldn't beat him up. Go to town on him, he emptied my fridge.
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Sarge: As long I get to kick his fat ass I don't care if he's innocent or guilty.
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And you, Simmons? Do you care?
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Simmons: Yeah I kinda do. Since this guy was the one who's to blame he should be punished. Thats how it works damn it!
Me: Ok hows this, Simmons heres $20 to forgive and forget, Sarge don't beat up Griff to much just a couple hits and thats it.
Simmons: I guess that works
Sarge: Can we change a couple hits to a couple shotgun blasts to the face?
Me: No we can't. Its either a couple hits or nun at all.
Sarge: (Grunt) Alright fine.
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???: And I say he can take whatever is in Grif's fridge.
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