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Saw Ezio and I thought, "Hey. He looks a lot like that older guy who is the most interesting man in the world."(Dos Equis Commercial)
Then this happened.
Ezio is the product of the great minds over at Ubisoft, not me. Credit goes to them for making him.
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Comments: 49
Redgrave03 [2014-04-26 19:47:27 +0000 UTC]
He actually has a line in the game where Sophia asks who he is and he answers "Only the most interesting man in your life". Not a long shot from "your life" to "the world" xD
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TikTokToxic [2014-01-28 00:53:09 +0000 UTC]
Wow, even as a old man, he still looks pretty! <
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KyleShepard313 [2013-12-12 04:11:44 +0000 UTC]
best.....motivational.....poster......ever. OF ALL TIME.
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x-Ink-Black-Heart-x [2013-03-28 01:02:55 +0000 UTC]
I don't usually get caught...but when I do...I look badass...and make a slick escape before they can even try to kill me.
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zhugebeifong In reply to x-Ink-Black-Heart-x [2013-06-13 21:02:01 +0000 UTC]
That's for sure!
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LittleAMissEpic [2013-03-24 01:03:07 +0000 UTC]
and make sure Jason Statham is the one to catch meXD
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ENKILLA [2013-01-11 03:10:20 +0000 UTC]
You NEVER touch Ezio's hood or you'll end up like the ugly captain.
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GrimLuLee [2012-12-19 03:54:43 +0000 UTC]
So true Ezio u r awesome.....But Altair is better
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SuperHaloBros [2012-04-29 14:18:38 +0000 UTC]
He does look like the most interesting man in the world XD
Ezio probably started it
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pete8680 [2012-01-18 21:19:21 +0000 UTC]
STAY THIRSTY MY FRIENDS!
"nothing is true. everything is permited."
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Trunks-or-Seto [2012-01-10 21:15:48 +0000 UTC]
Older Ezio is so F****** hot, he could so get IT.
Love this.
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Butterhorses [2011-10-08 14:18:29 +0000 UTC]
hehehehe can i use this as my wallpaper on my laptop its so freakin kwl only if u allow it of course Ur gr8 lovin it
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Kapalsky [2011-09-04 11:42:58 +0000 UTC]
The guy on the background makes me think about Jason Statham...
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kitsune2008 [2011-08-10 18:35:58 +0000 UTC]
He didn't get captured. He's just pretending to be captured so that he can get close enough to his target.
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babiebroly [2011-07-30 18:06:25 +0000 UTC]
ezio is like "dude yo braeth smell's like hot dog shyt and yo teeth make jesus cry"
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sure-shot626 In reply to Suigitouhime1 [2011-09-03 20:37:08 +0000 UTC]
TOBUSCAS literal RIGHT?
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sure-shot626 In reply to Suigitouhime1 [2011-09-03 21:32:20 +0000 UTC]
Haha!! love that song
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Batz108 In reply to Suigitouhime1 [2011-06-29 19:49:07 +0000 UTC]
I am the first X-man,
That joke's ahead of our time,
but your still gonna die!
Who the hell is that guy?
...
the second X-Man !
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Suigitouhime1 In reply to Batz108 [2011-06-30 01:07:03 +0000 UTC]
dont watch him walk away
or you'll lose a hidden blade and get surrounded
OO WHITE!!!
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Batz108 In reply to Suigitouhime1 [2011-06-30 19:30:09 +0000 UTC]
Evil bald guy with a cape,
Ezio plans his escape,
Boss waits patiently - Ezio shakes free ! - priceless, Tobuscus.
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Suigitouhime1 In reply to Batz108 [2011-07-01 03:09:47 +0000 UTC]
all the royal guards pee themselves!!!
i know right!!!
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Batz108 In reply to Suigitouhime1 [2011-07-11 22:20:50 +0000 UTC]
Main boss calls him off with his right hand,
slow dramtic zoom-pan
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xRedLily In reply to Batz108 [2011-12-31 15:01:06 +0000 UTC]
HAHAHA I just laughed my ass off! x'D love that song
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Suigitouhime1 In reply to Batz108 [2011-07-12 01:29:56 +0000 UTC]
doesn't faze the hooded man
cape clad bald guy sentence ezio to die
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Batz108 In reply to Suigitouhime1 [2011-08-07 19:17:17 +0000 UTC]
then he sees altair from the first game.
he used to jump off those, anyway
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Suigitouhime1 In reply to Batz108 [2011-08-08 00:20:53 +0000 UTC]
under each of those there's bale of hay after
you synchronize...leap of faith
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JonAuditore In reply to Suigitouhime1 [2011-07-17 22:06:06 +0000 UTC]
Then He sees Altair from the first game
He used to jump off those, anyway,
Under each of those, there's a bale of hay,
After you synchronize, leap of faith!
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Suigitouhime1 In reply to JonAuditore [2011-07-17 23:44:11 +0000 UTC]
nod at the bird and people die
everywhere people die
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InsaneDragonrider [2011-06-15 00:05:06 +0000 UTC]
u should also put something up about his hood lol like i dont usally put down my hood but when i do it stops raining"...cuz thts wht hoods are for right? hehe i know its bad >u< but i tried
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JessicaBigglesMay [2011-06-08 13:44:50 +0000 UTC]
aha this made my day also usually i dont get caught, but when i do, i kick ass XD
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