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Published: 2018-01-03 05:29:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 2234; Favourites: 8; Downloads: 0
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Description Tony walked into the meeting room and looked around when he suddenly puzzled.

"What troubles you man of iron?" Thor looked around the room. "Everyone is here as the Director requested."

"Everyone except for the new girl." Clint added.

"Has anyone seen _______?" Tony looked at all the Avengers then quickly looked at Natasha as she started to speak.

"No but I know how to find her." Loki looked up from his book.

"How do you know how to find her if you don't know where she is?" Tony nodded in agreement as he sat down.

"Easy." Nat started. "She's Irish." This confused everyone.

"How is that going to help in the slightest?" She furrowed her brow and looked at Tony, then looked at everyone else.

"You guys seriously don't know how much the Irish love their old music? Especially ones like her who are Celtics?" She sighed as everyone shook there head and started tapping her foot in a beat. "Just tap like me and follow my lead." Once everyone got a hang of the beat, she loudly sang "Ho ro the rattlin' bog, the bog down in the valley oh." Everyone seemed to pick it up easily and sang with her.

"Ho ro the rattlin' bog, the bog down in the valley oh!" Suddenly _______ ran into the room and sang

"In the bog there was a hole, a rare hole, a rattlin' hole! A hole in the bog, the bog down on the valley oh!" Everyone stopped since she showed up but Loki, surprisingly continued by himself and sang the chorus again as he stood up smiling slightly.

"Ho ro the rattlin bog, the bog down in the valley oh." He gave everyone a glare and they started up again.

"Ho ro the rattlin bog, the bog down in the valley oh!" Hopping up on the table _______ continued the song. They were close to the end when Fury walked in to see everyone dances and singing and _______ on the table. He let out a cough and they all stopped and looked at him. But _______ wasn't going stop singing untill the song was finished. She locked eyes with him and sang.

"And on that shoe, was a heel. A rare heel, a rattlin' heel." Tony wolf whistled and yelled

"You go girl!" Thinking she was done, but everyone gasped when she quickly and perfectly sang.

"The heel on the shoe, the shoe on the leg, the leg on the flea, the flea on the feather, the feather on the chick, the chick in the egg, the egg in the nest, the nest on the twig, the twig in the branch, the branch on the tree, the tree in the hole, the hole in the bog, the bog down in the valley oh!" And to everyone's surprise, Fury finished with her the last of the chorus.

"Ho ro the rattlin bog, the bog down in the valley oh. Ho ro the rattlin bog, the bog down in the valley oh!" Everyone laughed and sat down.

"_______," Fury glanced at you. "Take your seat please."

"Of course director." You said in your thick accent as you hopped down and grabbed your chair. "Where would you like me to take it?" Even though it was such a dumb and old joke, the Avengers started howling with laughter as you smiled at Fury, who just let out a growl.

"Sit down before I kill you." You gulped and quickly sat in your seat so the meeting could start.
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FandomQueen2 [2018-01-03 05:57:21 +0000 UTC]

im gonna have to save that seat joke for later!!!

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