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sleepyowlet — Culling Cullen
Published: 2012-01-31 16:57:47 +0000 UTC; Views: 1778; Favourites: 20; Downloads: 13
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My apologies to all Twilight fans
This is my entry for the current contest on .
Anyway, the idea for this comic came to me when I was commenting on a deviation. I wrote something about the Wraith (in universe) being the source of the vampire myth. So I thought that it might be interesting to let a Wraith (in this case my OC Charlie) encounter a vampire. And who better than everybody's favourite Sparklepire Edward Cullen.
But as you will see, feeding on a Sparklepire has some unforseeable consequences... poor Charlie. Please tell me what you think!
Stargate and Twilight aren't mine.
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Comments: 56
"lovely fruity aftertaste" hmm I sense and hidden meaning there? XD But FINALLY YES!!!!! Suddenly I LOVE WRAITH!!
Now give the sparkly creepy freak the gift of life and do it again! AGAIN!!
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You know, you're the first person to pick up on the "fruity" thing.
You love Wraith now? Dammit, I *knew* Charlie would be very successful recruiting worshippers, but I never thought it would be because of that...
Well, I guess the saga will go on, but without Edward, I'm afraid...
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LOL! really I was the only one to pick up on that? scary...
Ya, I guess I like wraith now, they always kinda scared me before,I use to call them "the great white sharks"
(maybe it had to do with their teeth? 
But then..*sighs* a beachhead was gained in my affection for wraiths by a certain wraith Commanders snark, and then your Charlie came along and killing Edward just redeamed the whole race!
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I also don't like the Twilight madness, it's shameful for the other vampires (-fans, forgive me).
This is a good idea to let a cute wraith feed a vampire, but that damn sparkle...omg
Wraith wins herewith, one for Charlie, eh-heh
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Indeed!
I already have a plan how to help him get rid of the sparkles...
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I love this for a few reasons: I HATE the whole Twilight franchise, I esp. hate Robert Pattinson as both himself AND Edward Cullen, so I LOVE that a Wraith put him in his place...and put him to rest. Ha ha! This is the funniest thing I've seen all day!
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Glad it made you laugh!
Can't say I hate Twilight - "strongly dislike" is a better description of my feelings. But that's more because of the unfortunate implications - I think that the books contain a message that impressionable young girls really don't need to hear...
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Congratulation for the first place 
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My husband and I have had discussions about this before. It soo would have to work out that way. Kind of like if a werewolf ate Cullen then he would have to fart glitter.
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Now there's an image...
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Thank you! Poor Charlie indeed! 
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Yes, poor ... can not remain so glowing, you have to continue the comic!
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THIS IS SO AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!
I died laughing and came back to life to tell you how amazing this is, now I die again *dead*
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Do you happen to have a cure for sparkles? In that case I might be able to persuade Charlie to revive you...
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yeah, the cure for sparkles is to pass them to another...the next person he feeds on should get them
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Oh, the possibilities...
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He could pass them on to Ronon...
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Yup, Eddie has been officially ditched. But I think Charlie has been put in charge of Worshipper recruitment - the teenie girls just love his new glittery self...
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This is really well done, simple and charming!
Genius entry!
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i think i died laughing ....is the glitter perment?
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Perhaps...
But maybe there's a cure...
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I don't know, but I guess Charlie will find out...
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NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
not a sparkly wraith! (dies in shame)
please take it back...
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Well, who knows what might happen in the future...
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Now this has made my day... I haven't laughed that hard in ages. Well done indeed.
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Your so welcome
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OMG!!!!! bahahaha, great thing to wake up to. LOOOOOVE it
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Thanks!
Oh-oh.
Your icon!wraith seems to be afflicted too...
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lol, those aren't sparkles! those are fireflies
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That's what they all say...
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Wow, that made me laugh so hard and long. Poor Twilight-Wraith!
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It made you laugh? Good! That's what it's for.
Poor Charlie, indeed.
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I laughed so hard I think my face turned red, especially at the last strip
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I giggled a lot too during planning it out, drawing and editing it... it kept a silly grin on my face for days. I think if you draw or write something funny and don't laugh yourself, it won't work.
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I can understand that 
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Hahaha
Bullying twilight is always a winner
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HAhahahahahaha. . .
This just made my morning.
Poor sparkly Wraith though. And after he'd done us all such a favor...
Your Cullen looks like he's got a bit more going on upstairs than R. Pattinson. Look, someone's home!
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Thanks!
Yeah, poor Charlie. But maybe he won't sparkle forever... the others would probably write "Wraith sparkles are neverending." on his dart, if he did. They are mean like that...
Wait, you mean movie!Cullen is even dumber than I made him look??? Ouch...
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