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SleepySnitter — Ceiling Cat
Published: 2006-09-30 03:09:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 1323; Favourites: 35; Downloads: 8
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I got this pic from [link] and loved it so much i just had to put it on DARelated content
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Ceiling cat keeps tapping on my wall and on my roof. I hate that motherfucker. He steals my socks and tattletales to my mom. Or maybe that's Ceiling dog... I don't know what the fuck's going on. Nobody gave me a fucking manual. Perhaps its Ceiling Cat-holic? Ceiling Cat-holic watches your kids sleep at night! That sounds way creepier to me, but apparently I'm the one who is slated for a 2:00 appt. with the thousand voices of a homicidal, invisible drug addict vampire she-male porn star! WHICH MEANS, OF COURSE, THAT I'M fucking going insane, so Ceiling Cat is that much more a threat to the public because the twisted little shit will even watch a mental case like me. And Ceiling Cat complains the whole time, too! Motherfucker, you don't get an opinion! Where's your invitation? It's RSVP only! $500.00 for Ceiling Cat, dead or alive!
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o yay well now i no y i hear meowing when i dont have a cat at my house that damn things creepy
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Ceiling cat is going to burn you forever in hell if you dont believe in him!!!!!
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He also has the power to kill small babies when he finds out youve been masturbating. May ceiling cat bless you.
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well i do masterbate and i am pregnant, so hopefully he doesn't find me lol
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