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Whenever I hear someone say that to me, this is exactly what I think.Related content
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SlightlyImperfectPro In reply to LOVEsarahalice [2013-01-02 07:54:16 +0000 UTC]
Haha, thanks, tho you don't really seem to apply.
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LOVEsarahalice In reply to SlightlyImperfectPro [2013-01-02 08:02:29 +0000 UTC]
Hahawelcome,thank you
and well neither do you
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SlightlyImperfectPro In reply to LOVEsarahalice [2013-01-02 08:49:07 +0000 UTC]
No I don't look like any of those fish, but I do carry my young in my mouth. Makes for awkward dinner parties.
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n0irex [2012-09-06 18:51:44 +0000 UTC]
Sure, there's plenty of fish in the sea. But I'm not in the sea. I'm in a desert. And the fish are all dead.
<.<
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xiaoyugaara [2012-08-23 05:12:13 +0000 UTC]
wooow i like the oneon the middle, and...my vision for the saying is now changed LOL
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dashing-the-rainbow [2012-08-23 02:52:09 +0000 UTC]
the middle one looks like an elephant had a baby with an octopus and that baby had a baby with a manatee causing this weird octo-phan-atee hybrid
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SlightlyImperfectPro In reply to dashing-the-rainbow [2012-08-23 02:58:50 +0000 UTC]
Yep, met a girl at the bar the other night that looked kinda like that.
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SlightlyImperfectPro In reply to WhispersOfHope12 [2012-08-23 03:00:12 +0000 UTC]
Every time my friends pat me on the back and go, "Don't worry man, there's plenty of fish in the sea." I think, that's a horrible analogy! Have you seen fish, have you seen what most of them look like? Yeah there's lots of women out there, no one said any of them were worth it. lol.
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SlightlyImperfectPro In reply to WhispersOfHope12 [2012-08-23 03:05:09 +0000 UTC]
I destroy metaphors. When I was just a little kid my parents said, "if everyone jumped off a cliff, would you do it too?" and I said, "If everyone jumped off a cliff, there'd be a lot of bodies down there to break my fall, I'd probably survive."
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