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Published: 2009-06-01 03:18:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 3387; Favourites: 62; Downloads: 43
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Description Gary Oak is camwhoring with himself, aged a decade, sank into depression because he got written out of the show, therefore turning into a sceneboy and dying his hair blue. He's still a motherfucker, though. Some things never change.

There is, however, one difference between them:
Webcamguy isn't a motherfucker, he's just a gay pedophile.
Gary isn't gay, his motherfucker prowess is just so mind blowing you get deluded about his sexual orientation.

Quote from canon webcamboy for the win:

"Just don't come after me."

Read that twice and think about it in a sexual context. What kind of man would request that, both in dirty talk or otherwise? Two truths:

1. He is a pussy.
2. He has a pussy.

PLACE YOUR GUESSES.
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Comments: 32

TheTronNinja [2011-12-19 04:55:20 +0000 UTC]

I was inclined to think that this was Kate and Ice.. how odd. ^_^ Them as a couple? No thanks. Sorry for messing up your comment space.

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sm-exery In reply to TheTronNinja [2011-12-19 04:56:41 +0000 UTC]

I don't understand what you're trying to say but okay lol.

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TheTronNinja In reply to sm-exery [2011-12-19 04:57:47 +0000 UTC]

I'm weird like that.

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sm-exery In reply to TheTronNinja [2011-12-19 05:03:11 +0000 UTC]

No, you're just unclear. I'm curious now, what were you trying to say?

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TheTronNinja In reply to sm-exery [2011-12-19 05:05:35 +0000 UTC]

Lol.. I was saying that I thought the people in the picture were Kate and Ice from Shadows of Almia XD And that I wasn't really inclined towards Kate x Ice. Sorry for being weird
(Your art is amazing, by the way.)

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sm-exery In reply to TheTronNinja [2011-12-19 05:16:06 +0000 UTC]

Oh lol I see. The fandom is so small I wasn't aware people even cared about pairings but here's to learning something new.

Thanks bb~

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RainyWinters [2011-12-18 19:05:51 +0000 UTC]

XDDDD LOL I love it

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Torreekun [2011-04-08 02:14:29 +0000 UTC]

*Finishes staring at after a half an hour to comment*
As I was staring at this for a long time I kept on saying "This is my favorite picture of all time" and " I want to marry Sm-exery"

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Satochu [2010-04-20 22:38:19 +0000 UTC]

YES

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sm-exery In reply to Satochu [2010-04-20 23:31:16 +0000 UTC]

OTP?

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Satochu In reply to sm-exery [2010-04-23 04:53:36 +0000 UTC]

Now it is <3

And somewhere, Ash is wondering what's keeping him locked up in his room~

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Funderful [2009-06-14 17:10:04 +0000 UTC]

my girth

you can't ignore it.
I'm talking to you, hot stuff.

- I feel like drawing Gary Oak now, FWWOOOHEEOOWWHO!

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sm-exery In reply to Funderful [2009-06-14 20:21:00 +0000 UTC]

Was that a monologue or were you trying to say that your girth is bigger than mine?

YOU SHOULD, HOLY FUCK YES

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Yao-Ling [2009-06-13 00:01:29 +0000 UTC]

I want to be friends with Frosty. So then
I can terrorize him for having whiter hair then me.

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sm-exery In reply to Yao-Ling [2009-06-13 00:03:19 +0000 UTC]

I don't think it's whiter. It's just bluer. But everyone wants to be friends with Frosty, his draw is inevitable for he is a pedo with pedo powers.

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Chisou [2009-06-05 01:01:01 +0000 UTC]

OMG I laughed so hard at unignorable_girth. Your brilliance astounds me. Webcamguy looks SUSPICIOUSLY like Gary. Maybe it's a glimpse into teh futchore.



I'm going with 2.

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sm-exery In reply to Chisou [2009-06-05 01:16:54 +0000 UTC]

Hurray! :DDDDD Thanks for the flattery! Awesome that you like it. That's because it is a glimpse into the future. The AU future.





And this is the future IN ACTION . Watch webcamguy's sexyretardedness.

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Chisou In reply to sm-exery [2009-06-05 02:01:36 +0000 UTC]

It is nay flattery m'dear, its the truth. Er, wait. I was referring to webcamguy as the guy watching ze webcam. But now I see I was wrong.


Ho-ly handgrenades. I now understand this ENTIRE PICTURE.

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sm-exery In reply to Chisou [2009-06-05 02:14:07 +0000 UTC]

Oh bb. Oh. Whut. OH. Whoopes. Then that is indeed Gary Oak, I just failed completely at drawing the back of his head because his hair has NO STRAND DIRECTIONS WHATSOEVER. It's like--a paradox.




EXPLAIN IT TO ME BB.

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Chisou In reply to sm-exery [2009-06-05 03:54:42 +0000 UTC]

OHOHOHO ok. Yes. I see that... alright. You indeed say he was him. I'm just mostly illiterate today. Plz forgive me.



OHGOD there's a test. Can I have 5 minutes to review?

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Utsukushii-sama [2009-06-02 00:43:48 +0000 UTC]

Woah this looks so porn-ish without being porn. That's hot

I'm too busy drawing shitty MSN porn to come up with a better comment

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sm-exery In reply to Utsukushii-sama [2009-06-02 10:48:29 +0000 UTC]

It's happen right before your eyes, just hidden. See how at least one of both their hands are off screen?

W-was that an advertisement.

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Utsukushii-sama In reply to sm-exery [2009-06-08 00:10:56 +0000 UTC]

HE'S GOING TO DO SOME NASTY SHIT WITH THAT LOLLIPOP. I didn't even notice he had that until now.

No because I already forgot what I was drawing at the time

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sm-exery In reply to Utsukushii-sama [2009-06-08 00:21:41 +0000 UTC]

He's already done some nasty shit with that lolipop. He's just going to continue doing dirtying it after where it's already been. And lolwhut you're blind

And I forgot what I was asking about

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Utsukushii-sama In reply to sm-exery [2009-06-09 15:23:07 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah bb, I can just imagine him sticking it in his ass and licking it off afterwards, mmmm, sezzy
I was merely blinded by the sheer awesomeness. Or the blue hair

And I forgot what I previously forgot

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sm-exery In reply to Utsukushii-sama [2009-06-09 19:48:05 +0000 UTC]

That reminds me of a porn video:
Dick: Do you clean yourself before anal sex?
Vagina: ...
Just imagine brown on his lolipop. And imagine eating that lolipop. And this is not a good thing to be typing while drinking chocolate milk, but whatever.
I am so confused about his hair. The official game gave him hippie Kaizer/Keizer/Kekekekekeka-blue, yet official art gave him turquoise or some greenish shit. FAP PROBLEMS ARE CREATED. WHY NINTENDO, WHY.

And this is not amusing anymore

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Utsukushii-sama In reply to sm-exery [2009-06-10 22:11:08 +0000 UTC]

...what kind of fucking porn do you watch? besides dogxhuman lolol

I lol'd. And am also drinking chocolate milk while reading this, lol. Too bad that shit like this doesn't affect my appetite at all

IMAGINE HIM WITH RAINBOW HAIR INSTEAD.

Yes it is, and you know it

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sm-exery In reply to Utsukushii-sama [2009-06-11 12:50:44 +0000 UTC]

That was back when I used to limewire shitty porn videos dogxhuman is fucking sexy yo, it's the bestest form of bestiality ever.

...Damnit. My plan has been foiled. WHY PRETTYSAMA WHY.

I CAN, EASILY, BECAUSE I'VE ALREADY BURNED IT INTO MY MIND THAT HE'S FLAMINGLY GAY.

What were we talking about?

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Utsukushii-sama In reply to sm-exery [2009-06-12 09:17:25 +0000 UTC]

Fuck I hated Limewire, I found zero with that and if I found anything it would download up to 12% and stop there for all eternity RAAAAAAAAGE

Your plan was full of faults. You should've realized my eternal hunger is too hueg to be spoiled by something so insignificant FAIL AZN BITCH FAIL.

About babies and your ass

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lemonhoneyartjapan [2009-06-01 03:51:57 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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sm-exery In reply to lemonhoneyartjapan [2009-06-01 13:42:06 +0000 UTC]

Bum bada bum bada bum bum bum bum

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slivershell [2009-06-01 03:29:56 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, hello hot stuff~ How's it goin'? Where's Ashy-boy? That's one way to tell if he's gay depsite his motherfucker prowess.

unignorable-girth... PRICELESS!! My day feels a little brighter now!

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sm-exery In reply to slivershell [2009-06-01 13:40:14 +0000 UTC]

I'm very glad I've improved your life temporarily! :DDD

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