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Hahah so I was tryna finish this strip...When my idiot lil sis ran in moaning incoherent words of "I can't move my jaw."
I took her to the Emergency Room past midnight,
because she dislocated her jaws doing face exercises.
A round of applause, please.
HAHAHAH She scared the crap out of me, thinking she was having a stroke or something.
She was too embarrassed to say she was doing face exercises and dislocated her own jaw.
Mega facepalm. I'm still laughing at her.
It's funny. The female side has been overloading on the recent artworks. I think the male side takes over the strongest from the months of May to late July. Then he leaves.
My sis said "You've been cold, aloof, mean, cranky, easily agitated and emotional withdrawn for the past months." I don't recall doing such thing but they said I did.Β
I flipped through my phone, seeing all these boyish pictures and think to myself...Damn, if that's not possessed, I don't know what is.
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XD I have had this conversation before and feel the exact same way.Β
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About your female side being perceived as "not as nice", I thought you may find this interesting:
ask-pauli-amorous.tumblr.com/pβ¦
I think that even more then the original study, what the link proves is that when people perceived as "female" aren't compassionate all the time, they're seen as meaner because "usually they're more 'understanding.'" When in actuality, they just take less shit. In my opinion anyway. Cheers!
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You love red velvet cupcakes! HIGH FIVE!Β
(I know exactly how you feel about that food part. I have a huge appetite. XD)
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Look snail, he may be a good person and all but I want you to be who you really are.
I no I have no right to criticize but you should be who you wanna be
I swear if he takes over you whole being I'm gonna send an exorcist there right away. or unsubscribe <_< I'm watching you
Don't let him take you away :<
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Hello. Guess what time it is? OFF TOPIC QUESTION TIME.... what would you do if I Said "swiggity swooty I'm commin for dat booty" (sorry random like that lol you really can just ignore me xD)
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You know what's missing here? Super-thin super-expressive snail in high heels
... with an Uzi!!!
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Though I like to point out not all model work requires you to be a twig.
But you be what you want to be!
My tmj is hurting too. Guess we both have broken jaws.
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hahahahaha i always look shitty everywhere. //shoot
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Haha! At one point I wanted to be a model then I just went stuff it and ate a cinnamon scroll. I think my sister did the same.
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lmao I could never give up food. People kept suggesting that I should do modeling as a part time job but I couldn't take parting with pizza.
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My new hair color looks like a red velvet cupcake!
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Red Velvet Cupcakes are too good to give up! :3
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Are red velvet cupcakes good? never had 'em o.o
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Hey, the new "models" actually don't always worry about being "thin". A lot of the more current models actually are becoming more "normal selves/everyday" model looks. (And from what I've seen of you in the couple of videos I've watched, you seem skinny enough to me. <- Please take this as the compliment it was meant to be.)
Insecure? Sorry. Can't help with that. (I'm always a self doubter here... so I think my own level of self security is rather low.)
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The modeling thing is actually how I feel every time my dad wanted me to do some sort of modelling thing that showed up in my mail. I was like no but he kept persisting about it and telling me how it would look good on my resume. First of all, I hate makeup besides anything for my lips. Second of all, I don't want to go on a 'special diet' if I don't meet up with the lanky look. Third, I'm already insecure enough with my looks (this follows the first and second). Forth, I don't like pictures not on my accord. If I want to pose one way, let me and don't put me in an ultra girly pose (this follows third). I want to model for a company that accepts all sizes, not just the thin, lanky, tall ones. I love food too much too. Cake, fries and snacks all day!
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Maybe you should see that fortune teller again? Maybe she can tell if that spirit is still inside you.
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This is funny. Red velvet is another great thing top have in life. Hope your sister is okay.
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LOL. xD
i think i would answer the same thing if someone asked me that. xP
i wouldn't be able to stop eating anything with chocolate or any kind of candy. x3
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dawww ;w; Β Lol, red velvet cupcakes should be all of humanities greatest priority xD Β Β Red velvet over modeling any day! 'w'/ Β
Omg poor sister xD but wow, face exercises :2 Β That would be kind of embarrassing ^^' Β Its good she wasn't stroking though >w>Β
Boyish pictures? Β Possessed??? Β Β No no no, your confused! Β Its called "Fabulous Snail"
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Aww, your snailiness~ 
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It sounds like you've got a lot of fun people in your life ^-^!Β
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Face exercises? xDΒ
Anyway, nice work! I feel you on the whole insecurity things. (I really, Really, REALLY like the way you draw hair!)
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The shading on the hair is just so beautiful! And I love your eyes in the last panel ^^
I hope your sister will be okay ^^
Have you started art college yet??
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image.shutterstock.com/display⦠Had to mention it at least once lol i'm sry XD
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Because its easier being on the end of a camera when you're the one pressing the buttons.Β
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Face exercises? Erm...
Okay.
That hair. So gorgeous. So fabulous.Β
P.S.: the modeling industry is kinda criticising. I say you pass (that, and food is prioritaryΒ Β )
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Models don't need to be rail-thin--I've modeled myself and I'm no stick. I think you'd make a beautiful model, and you definitely have no need to be insecure. But if you don't want to model, of course it's your prerogative.
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Wow, I didn't know you could dislocate your jaw... 0.o
and yes for Red Velvet!! *^_^*
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lol omg your poor sister....
And yeah CURSE YOU RED VELVET CUPCAKES AND YOUR DELICIOUSNESS!
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While you look very pretty, modeling companies are very shallow and just...meanies XDΒ
I would say it's not worth it Β
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There are lines I will cross for friends
There are lines I will cross for family
and there are measuring tapes I will break for food XD
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Wait a sec.... What was she exercising to dislocate her jaw?!
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don't go apeshiet, dude. It never helps. Just don't put yourself into a situation where it's possible for your photo to be taken. 
Also... What are 'Face Exercises'?
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I swear to god this face made me remember of the villager in the trailer of the new super smash bros xd
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I feel bad for laughing but its quite funny what happens to your sister my love
ps. I'm your red velvet cupcake 
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