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[ Note: Aaaand in the end I didn't.

I was debating on whether to join or not, but I realized I have a busy schedule starting next week.

I really wanted to join but... Gah. Jobs.

Anyway, the best of luck to all those who managed to get in!

I made this just because I wanted to answer that tempting model application. xD

So here goes~

His shirt isn't even white... @o@

BTW this is not a spoof. I don't know what to call it at the time. >.< ]

NEXT TOP MODEL APPLICATION

Full Name: Dante Eberhardt
Gender: Male

Nationality: German
Languages: English, German

Age: 24
Birthday: August 19
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Black

Sexual Orientation: Straight

Relationship Status: Single

Special Skills: Starting a fight, boxing, singing.

Good Traits: Determined, protective.

Bad Traits: Reckless, short tempered, sarcastic, liar.

INTERVIEW.

If you pass the preliminaries, you can only bring two things to comfort you into the Top Model House, what are they?- Seriously? Uh, I guess beer and... *scratches head* More beer?

What will you miss the most?
- To be honest, which is very rare in most cases, I don't have anything I'll miss. I don't have any stuff I'm attached to, nor anyone I'm close with.

What is the craziest thing you've ever done?
- The craziest? No. No, no, no. Can I just settle with tiny bit of crazy? I watched the kitchen caught fire before, while I'm trying to heat a day old dinner. Don't ask how. The kitchen just magically burst into flames. It wasn't me. I swear.

What is your biggest regret and biggest achievement so far?
- My biggest regret? I'd... rather not go into that. As for the biggest achievement, mastering my boxing skills.

What is the one thing you cannot stand?
-Anything green. I will personally destroy everything green that I can see. Except for nature though. There's no helping it.

What kind of person do you like & dislike?
- I haven't thought about that. I guess if I like them, I like them. And if not, they can go piss off.

Are you faithful or easily tempted?
-What's with these questions? Last time I was asked to do something ... not quite good to an acquaintance of mine. She seems like a pretty nice person so I refused. But they offered me a box of chocolates so... Don't look at me like that. I wanted those chocolates. They're chocolates. Who doesn't like chocolates?

On a scale from 1 (no control at all) to 10 (complete control), rate your ability to control your sexual drive/impulse.
-Seriously? What's next- Do you sleep naked? I guess I'm a... fou- wait. What does this have to do with modelling again?

Are you envious/jealous or you are just happy for other people's great achievements?
-I don't care. Unless of course if they're against me. If they are, a good hit will patch things up. Then they can go cry in the corner.

Can you handle stress or you crack?
-I can handle stress pretty well. Trust me.

Are you too sexy for your shirt and know it, or do even though people say you are sexy you don't believe them?
-Okay. Just one thing before I answer this. Whoever made these questions needs "it." Bad. Well, if anyone wanted me to take my shirt off, they can just ask.

Are you the tidy type, or you leave things where they fall?
-What does tidy mean? Seriously? Is it a prn site?

Do you clean after yourself and others or you just ignore and hope it will go away?
-I hate cleaning up but... The last time I didn't and ignored everything. A mushroom grew right on the spot. A mushroom. A freaking mushroom.

What is your relationship with food?
-What? I don't... I eat them?

What's your relationship with animals?
-Have you ever watched a blue bird flap it's tiny wings getting ready to fly? Me neither.

Why do you believe you can win this competition?
-Because I'm Dante.

Description
[ Note: Aaaand in the end I didn't.

I was debating on whether to join or not, but I realized I have a busy schedule starting next week.

I really wanted to join but... Gah. Jobs.

Anyway, the best of luck to all those who managed to get in!

I made this just because I wanted to answer that tempting model application. xD

So here goes~

His shirt isn't even white... @o@

BTW this is not a spoof. I don't know what to call it at the time. >.< ]

NEXT TOP MODEL APPLICATION

Full Name: Dante Eberhardt
Gender: Male

Nationality: German
Languages: English, German

Age: 24
Birthday: August 19
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Black

Sexual Orientation: Straight

Relationship Status: Single

Special Skills: Starting a fight, boxing, singing.

Good Traits: Determined, protective.

Bad Traits: Reckless, short tempered, sarcastic, liar.

INTERVIEW.

If you pass the preliminaries, you can only bring two things to comfort you into the Top Model House, what are they?- Seriously? Uh, I guess beer and... *scratches head* More beer?

What will you miss the most?
- To be honest, which is very rare in most cases, I don't have anything I'll miss. I don't have any stuff I'm attached to, nor anyone I'm close with.

What is the craziest thing you've ever done?
- The craziest? No. No, no, no. Can I just settle with tiny bit of crazy? I watched the kitchen caught fire before, while I'm trying to heat a day old dinner. Don't ask how. The kitchen just magically burst into flames. It wasn't me. I swear.

What is your biggest regret and biggest achievement so far?
- My biggest regret? I'd... rather not go into that. As for the biggest achievement, mastering my boxing skills.

What is the one thing you cannot stand?
-Anything green. I will personally destroy everything green that I can see. Except for nature though. There's no helping it.

What kind of person do you like & dislike?
- I haven't thought about that. I guess if I like them, I like them. And if not, they can go piss off.

Are you faithful or easily tempted?
-What's with these questions? Last time I was asked to do something ... not quite good to an acquaintance of mine. She seems like a pretty nice person so I refused. But they offered me a box of chocolates so... Don't look at me like that. I wanted those chocolates. They're chocolates. Who doesn't like chocolates?

On a scale from 1 (no control at all) to 10 (complete control), rate your ability to control your sexual drive/impulse.
-Seriously? What's next- Do you sleep naked? I guess I'm a... fou- wait. What does this have to do with modelling again?

Are you envious/jealous or you are just happy for other people's great achievements?
-I don't care. Unless of course if they're against me. If they are, a good hit will patch things up. Then they can go cry in the corner.

Can you handle stress or you crack?
-I can handle stress pretty well. Trust me.

Are you too sexy for your shirt and know it, or do even though people say you are sexy you don't believe them?
-Okay. Just one thing before I answer this. Whoever made these questions needs "it." Bad. Well, if anyone wanted me to take my shirt off, they can just ask.

Are you the tidy type, or you leave things where they fall?
-What does tidy mean? Seriously? Is it a prn site?

Do you clean after yourself and others or you just ignore and hope it will go away?
-I hate cleaning up but... The last time I didn't and ignored everything. A mushroom grew right on the spot. A mushroom. A freaking mushroom.

What is your relationship with food?
-What? I don't... I eat them?

What's your relationship with animals?
-Have you ever watched a blue bird flap it's tiny wings getting ready to fly? Me neither.

Why do you believe you can win this competition?
-Because I'm Dante.