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Published: 2007-04-13 01:31:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 59619; Favourites: 1014; Downloads: 35
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Finally I finished something on my to do list.How to prepare a kiwi:
1. Get yourself a kiwi
2. Get a knife and a shaving razor
3. Kill the kiwi
4. Cut off the beak and the feet
5. Cut off the head and the leg stubs
6. Shave off the feathers
7. Slice off the top, you don't want to eat that part
8. Finish slicing up the body of the kiwi fruit
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Ok, I have to say I did not make up this set of image off the top of my head and I bet it has been done many times. When I went to NZ, [link] , there was this "How to prepare a kiwi" shirt that I was to cheap to buy, so I took a quick snap shot of it.
However, I modified the images and drew all what you see up above. ^^
The right Category?
Wacom Tablet> Photoshop> 1-2 hours.
Oh also I really like kiwi fruit, the bird is only ok on the liking scale. XD
Hope animal and or kiwi people don't get to offened.
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Comments: 280
starninja [2007-04-13 15:57:53 +0000 UTC]
haha
i hope people dont actually start following these instructions
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SojiOkage In reply to starninja [2007-04-14 04:49:05 +0000 UTC]
Hehehe, yeah. That would be bad. XD
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cNc-MrUdon [2007-04-13 04:08:39 +0000 UTC]
ROFL, gg, i can go show this to ma kiwi friend now
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ILUVVINCENTVALENTINE [2007-04-13 03:58:07 +0000 UTC]
XO oh noes the poor kiwi 8O ;_; still very nicely done ^^
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Unicorn-Snowflake In reply to ??? [2007-04-13 03:55:23 +0000 UTC]
OMG i love this!!! *goes to try out your tutorial* now... where can i find me some kiwi
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SojiOkage In reply to Unicorn-Snowflake [2007-04-14 04:47:56 +0000 UTC]
Thanks.
Just don't get caught, I believe they are a protected animal. XD
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Unicorn-Snowflake In reply to SojiOkage [2007-04-14 04:53:46 +0000 UTC]
hehe... so they are too
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ZoOoMbIeZ [2007-04-13 03:48:55 +0000 UTC]
O.O.... Dear god! I will never look at kiwis the same way again! Good jorb yo!
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shiroimanjuu [2007-04-13 03:16:10 +0000 UTC]
that's so cute, although it's kinda gross but cute^^
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Ayan-kun In reply to ??? [2007-04-13 02:58:20 +0000 UTC]
Hehehehehe, cute. And tasty. Did you write up the instructions? I really like the leg stubs and stuff. XD
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SojiOkage In reply to Ayan-kun [2007-04-14 04:46:28 +0000 UTC]
Yup, yup.
Yeah, just incase the pictures were not enough. XD
Hehe, same here. ^^
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akane385 In reply to ??? [2007-04-13 02:05:31 +0000 UTC]
never let a child (you know what i mean) se this....i'd want to go find a kiwi lol
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riingo [2007-04-13 01:50:30 +0000 UTC]
haha that's ... clever xD you'd have to find a pretty small kiwi bird to make it convincing though, roflmao.
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SojiOkage In reply to riingo [2007-04-14 04:45:42 +0000 UTC]
Thanks.
Heheh yeah, since they are pretty big birds. ^^
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chickensmoothie In reply to ??? [2007-04-13 01:35:37 +0000 UTC]
eheehe XD I live in NZ so I've seen that many times before but never so cute and nicely coloured as this! good job!
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SojiOkage In reply to chickensmoothie [2007-04-14 04:44:57 +0000 UTC]
I kinda wish I bought the shirt, but we were limited on how much we can spend everyday.
Hehe, thanks.
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Kokoro-ga-Itai In reply to ??? [2007-04-13 01:34:15 +0000 UTC]
XDDDDDDDDD Awesome! I've actually never seen that before...
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SojiOkage In reply to Kokoro-ga-Itai [2007-04-14 04:43:43 +0000 UTC]
Thanks.
I guess I was just referring to the idea. XD
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